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Thursday, September 8, 2005

Mark and the Magic Socks
To Bigfoot and Nessie,
For always staying out of focus.

Mark got a pair of magic socks for Christmas. They could dance, sing, ahnd make Hamburger Helper. Mark loved his socks so much that he never took them off, except when they were dancing or making Hamburger Helper.
One day, while the socks were making Hamburger Helper, Mark had to go to the bathroom. While he was gone, Mark's dog Meatloaf found the socks and put one on his nose and the other on his tail. Mark chased Meatloaf around the house all day, and finally caught up with him outside.
After running around all day, Mark fell asleep with his socks and Meatloaf in the doghouse.
During the night, a pair of squirrels snuck into the doghouse and stole the socks, putting them on their tails. When the squirrels were halfway back to their tree, the socks woke up and started to sing for help. This woke up the grouchy old skunk who lived by the tree. He couldn't stand the singing, and sprayed the socks until the squirrels dropped them and they stopped singing.
The next day Mark found his socks and took them inside. They tried dancing, but couldn't stay on their feet. They tried singing, but their breath stank. Then they tried making Hamburger Helper. They finished it, and then fell in out of exhaustion.
Dinner was served, and it tasted horrible. When they were finished, Mark's older brother Sasquatch found the magic socks and put them on his feet.
They could no longer dance, sing, or make Hamburger Helper, so Mark didn't know that they were his socks. When he went to bed, Sasquatch put the socks in with his dirty laundry and ran the washing machine.
In the morning Mark heard singing coming from the dryer. He opened it up, and there were his socks, as good as new, dancing and singing on Sasquatch's favorite shirt.
They had Hamburger Helper for dinner that night to celebrate, and it tasted great!

THE END
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