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Sunday, September 12, 2004


   OH, NOTHING SPECIAL!
Well, nothing much to post as of now. The only thing I can tell you is that I'll be busy washing dishes after my post. And by this week, me, Blue Hawk, and our group members will be busy in our chemistry experiment. As of now, I'm thinking about havingany of these two experiments:
1. "Which detergent soap cleans fabrics better?"
2. "Can dishwashing liquid be used to clean clothes?"

Oh, and we have an ANIME PIC today. I did say yesterday that we'll have one today so here it is:

Picture from www.ingcoverse.com
INUYASHA: Kagome, would you please stop pinching my ears?

Since there's nothing else happening except me washing a mountain of dishes later, here's a little joke I got from e-mail:

NEW DEFINITIONS
Just received Oxford Dictionary's latest definition of the
following
words. Please update your online dictionary.

DEFINITIONS :

* Divorce : Future tense of marriage.

* Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one
end
& a fool on the other.

* Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of
the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through
"the
minds of either"

* Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.

* Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody
believes he got the biggest Piece.

* Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water power.

* Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

* Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.

* Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

* Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

* Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.

* Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.

* Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

* Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit
to decide that nothing can be done together.

* Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

* Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

* Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.

* Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.

* Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.

* Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in
midway, "See I am not injured yet."

* Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

* Father : A banker provided by nature.

* Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.

* Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you
are early.

* Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
confidence after.

* Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you
with his bills.


That's it for now! HAVE A NICE DAY!

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