Monday, October 1, 2007

Otaku Cage Match: Season 2 Episode 5
This is a work of fiction, blshdsfjhfdsjhsgfpie.

Someguy: Hi-diddly-do folks! I'm Someguy, and I'm drunk! *hic*
Leon: ...I'm Leon. I'm co-hosting because Mimmi had...issues with one of her sheep, no thanks to this joker over here...
OOC!Leon: 8O
Someguy: *hic* So...uh...what's tonight's fight?
Leon: Uhh, according to the paper right in front of you, it's Edward Elric versus his fangirls.
Someguy: Didn't we already do that? *hic*
Leon: It was Sangome versus the Ed fangirls, back when she cared about Hohenheim.
OOC!Leon: 8D
Leon: ...That was nothing to really "8D" about.
OOC!Leon: XD
Leon: ...*COUGH* Anyway...speaking of bishounen, it seems Sangome has a new one...
Someguy: THE STAAARS AT NIGHT ARE DUUUUULL AND DIIIIIM...
Leon: Can the cameraman cut down there now, please?
OOC!Leon: 8O

Timber: Ahh, Edward Elric against his fangirls...this should prove to be interesting.
Katana: Incidentally, what happened to Sasuke after the last fight?
Sangome: *petting Edgeworth* I think the yaoi fangirls hauled him off and forced him to pose for some...pictures...
Edgeworth: -_-
Timber: Oh my.
Katana: God bless his soul.
Edgeworth: Can I go now?
Sangome: No. :3
Edgeworth: Can we at least cut to commercial?
Sangome: ...Fine.

*kzzt*
POKEYMANS!
*kzzt*
DIGIMANS!
*kzzt*
Introducing, the Pie Network! See a sneak-preview here on the Otaku Network!
*kzzt*
LOLICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
*kzzt*
Bite me, larper!
*kzzt*

Leon: Apparently, we're back, and Ed has just entered the ring...
OOC!Leon: 8O
Leon: STOP THAT!
OOC!Leon: XD

Edward: *swings his automail arm around* Heh. Screaming fangirls. Nothing new.
Fangirl 847385747: HOMG ED I LUV U!!!!!! PLZ SECX ME NAO!!!!!!
Fangirl 86853: I LIKE...EGGS!

Sangome: I like eggs, too...

Fangirls: LETS GET HIM!!!1!!!!!1!

Edward: *claps hands together, but is soon rushed* OH SH--

*Edward is overtaken by the crowd of fangirls. Though after a few minutes, a bright light emanates from within the cracks of the fangirl pile and soon, an alchemic explosion ensues, sending the fangirls flying and smacking against the cage*

Timber: O_O
Katana: Hot damn. ._.
Sangome: WOO! Carnage!

Fangirl 98474587459874: *kzzt* Yaoi...RoyEd doujin...come to meeee...*explodes*

Katana: ...A robot?
Timber: It seems so.
Sangome: Well, I have to leave, my Otakublade shift starts soon...you two look after Edgey here, allright? *poofs*

Someguy: Aaaaaaand...*hic* That's it! I think...
Leon: Roll credits.
OOC!Leon: 8D
Leon: ROLL CREDITS!!!

*while the credits roll...*

Katana: Say "obecjtion"!
Edgeworth: No.
Timber: Please?
Edgeworth: No.
Katana: Please?
Edgeworth: No.
Timber: Please?
Edgeworth: No.
[the rest of their conversation has been cut for time]

Someguy: *hic* See ya'll next week--
Leon: GET OUT OF THE CREDIT ROLL!!
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Sunday, September 30, 2007

Otaku Cage Match: Season 2 Episode 4
The first three episodes of season 2 are in the forum on Katana's DA. I was going to post this there, but neither her nor 'gome's DA forums were letting me start a new thread, so it goes here.

DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. If you do, bad things will happen. ._.
This is purely a work of crack OAF-related fiction and should be treated as such. Again, don't take it seriously.


SomeGuy: Well, it's been over a week, [damn Adam, he screwed up the OCBC schedule, took us weeks to straighten it out again...] and we're here, with another action-packed episode of pure violent insanity in a metal box; Otaku Cage Match!
OOC!Leon: 8D
Mimmi: That's SomeGuy, I'm Mimmi, this is another sheep, and that's the adorable OOC!Leon, who we finally get to host the show with!
Sheep #4: Baaaaaaa baaa?
OOC!Leon: 8O
Mimmi: HE'S SO CUTE!
Sheep #4: Baaaaah. >>
Mimmi: ...Of course he's not as cute as you, sheep #4! What gave you that idea?
Sheep #4: Baaaaaah.
OOC!Leon: 8O
SomeGuy: Um... yeah. Well, today we bring... you... *looks at Mimmi*
Mimmi: I'm sorry, sheep #4, please don't leave meeeee! ;_;
Sheep #4: Baaaaaah. >>
OOC!Leon: 8O
SomeGuy: ... I'm with you on this one. 8O

Katana: Wait... What just happened?
Timber: I think SomeGuy decided that OOC!Leon was right and decided to express the same opinion.
Sangome: And express the same expression.
Katana: So does that mean SomeGuy is OOC now, too?
Sangome: Probably not.
Timber: At least, I hope not.

SomeGuy: So... uh, anyway... Today, we finally bring you the match we've been procrastinating for an entire season now, Sasuke vs his fangirls!
Timber: IT'S ABOUT TIME! *brick'd*
Sangome: *picks up brick* Who keeps throwing these things, anyway?
Katana: ...I have no idea.
SomeGuy: ...Can I start the cage match now?
Timber: Yeah, sure. Ow, my head...
SomeGuy: Um... well, first let's go to commercial.

*kzzt*
Sangome's Bishounen Harem welcomes a new member! Tune in later to see Miles Edgeworth join the harem!
*kzzt*
And even though everyone else says it sucks, it has absolutely no faults! A+!
*kzzt*
And tomorrow, we've got... yuri! And lots of it! ...NO, I THOUGHT YOU SAID THE WALLS WERE REINFORCED TO KEEP THE ANGRY YAOI FANGIRLS OUT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!
*kzzt*
In other news, on March 14, at 1:59 PM, the Otaku Attack Force will be holding an intornet-wide Pie- excuse me, Pi Day celebration. Yes, we know it's 6 months away.
*kzzt*
OBJECTION!
*kzzt*

Sasuke: So, it's me against 5000 squealing adolescent girls, eh? I can take 'em.
Fangirl #42987: OMG SASKAY UR SO HOT
Fangirl #89348: HAV MAH BABYZ!
Fangirl #3.141592653: ...Wait, what am I doing here?
Sasuke: ...
SomeGuy: And... cage match!
Sasuke: Allright, fireball jut-
Fangirls: OMG SASUKE I LUV U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the fangirls descend upon Sasuke in an enormous squealing mob. Sasuke is quickly buried under the fangirls, and nothing can be heard but the sounds of squealing. Sasuke's raised hand can be seen slowly sinking beneath the mob*

Sangome: That was fast. o.o
Katana: I thought Sasuke would've gotten to put up more of a fight. I mean, he's a friggin' ninja.
Timber: But he was up against over 5000 rabid fangirls.
Katana: True, true.

Mimmi: I'm sorry that you're not sheep #1! Please, forgive me, sheep #4!
Sheep #4: Baaaaah.
Mimmi: But the numbers don't show who I like most! They only show the order of joining the legion.
Sheep #4: Baaaaah baah baaaaa.
Mimmi: I'm sorry! I love you, sheep #4! Don't leave me!
OOC!Leon: 8O
SomeGuy: Um... maybe we should get them to a therapist... Anyway, join us next episode, for... wait, who are we going to show next episode?
OOC!Leon: I don't know. 8O
SomeGuy: Well, I guess we'll find out who fights the next cage match when we get there.
Mimmi: DON'T LEAVE ME, SHEEP #4! ;_;
Sheep #4: Baaaaaaa. >>
Mimmi: But I thought we had something!
Sheep: #4: Baaaaah.
SomeGuy: Okay, Mimmi, now you're scaring me. ._.
OOC!Leon: 8O?
Mimmi: SHEEP #4, COME BACK! I LOVE YOU! ;_;
Sheep #4: Baaaaaaa. *leaving*
OOC!Leon: 8O
SomeGuy: ...Roll credits. I need some booze...
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Thursday, June 14, 2007

...Pie.
Because we haven't made a post since February.

This has happened.

We're sane, I swear!
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