Sunday, February 25, 2007

The Academy of AnimePresents...The Otaku Cage Match Awards

Best Writing
Otaku Attack Force vs. Otaku Podcast Boys

Best Directing
Timber

Best Acting
Otaku Attack Force vs. Otaku Podcast Boys

Best Supporting Cast:
Mimmi's legion of sheep

Best Cry of Fury
Batou's "F***!"

Best Cry of Dismay
Timber: "SANGOME! HOW COULD YOU WEAR SOMETHING SO TIGHT AND FANSERVICE-Y?!"
Katana: "What she said! D:"

Best Match
Otaku Attack Force vs. Otaku Podcast Boys

Best Katana Laugh
"Hey there folks. I'm Katana, and you're watching Katana's Art Corner of DOOM! MUWAHAHAHA!

Best Sangome Bishounen
Hohenheim of Light

Best Timber Clone Incident
Creation of the SomeGuy clones

Worst Villian
Allamorph the Godmodder

Best Actor
The Cage

Best Actress
Kei

Thank you for attending! There's some free popcorn at the door.

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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

AnimeFF and such.
Timber here, once more.

So, with the AnimeFF fiasco in full-swing, news updates, Otaku Attractions, Caption Battles, and Podcasts are all on hiatus. For the good of all Otaku, I hope that this ends soon.

However, the sooner it ends, the sooner Adam will get back to his plan to overthrow DA...

Some good news- Apparently, Adam doesn't ignore PMs. That Naruto quiz has been taken down. I declare this a victory for the OAF!

Timber, out.

Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day. >.>
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Sunday, January 21, 2007

OCM has been shot down.
Timber here.

I posted OCM, but apparently Adam was being serious. Extremely serious. When he told us to cease-and-desist.
You know, Adam, OCM was the best thing to happen to theO in a long time. And there were a lot of people who agreed.

Here's a transcript of the PM, including the OCM post.



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Yup, it's time for... OTAKU CAGE MATCH! (It has returned... with a vengance. Timber used a Life Bottle on OCM, thus bringing it back to life with 40% HP.)

OCM special edition: Hosts in Emo Mode

Timber: Welcome to another episode of Otaku Cage Match! I'm your host, Timber! And, as a special treat, co-hosting today's cage match is my fellow OAF-er, Sangome!
Sangome: So, today in the cage, we've got Katana facing off against a hoarde of yaoi fangirls.
Timber: My money's on Katana.
Sangome: *whispering* Timber, you're not supposed to take sides, remember?
Timber: *whispering* Oh, right.
Sangome: So, let's go to the cage, shall we?
Timber: In this corner, we've got Katana, the Idiot in a Box, according to her new icon. In that corner, we've got a hoarde of yaoi fangirls.
Yaoi Fangirls: LOLZOMGBISHIEZMAKINOUT!!!!
Sangome: Um... right. Anyway, speaking of icon changes, the entire OAF has swapped out their icons...
Timber: Yeah... *sniffles*
Sangome: Tiimber, I'm supposed to be the emo one this episode, remember?
Timber: Yeah, but I fangirled my icon character. A lot. And I'll miss him. *sniffles again*
Sangome: ...Ooooookaaaaay... .>
Timber: ...Okay, I'm done.
Sangome: You sure? Because you can keep going if you want to...
Timber: Yes, I'm sure... Leon-san...
Sangome: *backs away slowly* Well, anyway... let's get to the match...
*kzzt*
Flava Flav, BOYYYYYYYYYYYYE!
*kzzt*
Welcome to Katana’s Wri--BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*kzzt*
Welcome to Sangome’s Harem of Bishounen! Hohenheim has been hospitalized due to a bad Wii accident, but don’t worry, he’ll be back soon!
*kzzt*
Welcome to Cloning…With Timber…today, we will be learning how to--BEATHE! DEEP BREATHS--how to properly deliver a clone’s offspring--OH DEAR GOD I CAN SEE THE HEAD!
*kzzt*
Timber: I miss Leon....
Sangome: ...But...But Timber! I was supposed to be emo!
Timber: I'm...sorry?
Sangome: You should be! Nobody understands me! *weeps*
Timber: O...okay...um...Alright! Down in the cage, we've got Katana going against a huge surge of yaoi fangirls!
Katana: For the last time! Sasuke and Naruto don't love each other!
Fangirl 34A: OMG YS TEHY DU!!11!!!
Katana: *grunts; lashes out with her katana* Axel is too old for Roxas! He'd be a pedophile!
Fangirl18C: TEHYR LUV IZ TRU!!11!!!
Katana: *slices down three fangirls in one stroke* Ed and Envy hate each other's guts!
Fangirl 53L: DEP DOWNZ TEHY LUVRZ EACH OTHR!11!!!!11
Katana: *slice and dice combo powning move* And for the last time, YAOI IS THE SAME AS HENTAI!
Fangirls: OMGLIKNOWAIHAXORPIE!1!11!!!
Timber: And... that concludes this week's episode...
Sangome: Nobody understands me.
Timber: I miss my Leon icon.
Katana: Hey, what about the match? Snap out of your emo-ness already!
Timber: Huh?
Sangome: Oh, right.
Timber: Well, anyway, that concludes this week's episode of Otaku Cage Match...
Sangome: See you next time, when we get to the action-packed conclusion of Katana vs. the yaoi fangirls.
Timber: I still miss Leon.
Sangome: And nobody still understands me.
*Timber and Sangome begin group-angst as the credits roll*


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Low-quality comments? In violation of Terms of Service? Excuse me, but do you guys even read half the stuff the Otakuites post on theO?
>.>
Also, if this is true, why didn't they take OCM out when it first got started? Why wait until now? Sheesh.

Timber, out.
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