Sunday, January 21, 2007

OCM has been shot down.
Timber here.

I posted OCM, but apparently Adam was being serious. Extremely serious. When he told us to cease-and-desist.
You know, Adam, OCM was the best thing to happen to theO in a long time. And there were a lot of people who agreed.

Here's a transcript of the PM, including the OCM post.



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Yup, it's time for... OTAKU CAGE MATCH! (It has returned... with a vengance. Timber used a Life Bottle on OCM, thus bringing it back to life with 40% HP.)

OCM special edition: Hosts in Emo Mode

Timber: Welcome to another episode of Otaku Cage Match! I'm your host, Timber! And, as a special treat, co-hosting today's cage match is my fellow OAF-er, Sangome!
Sangome: So, today in the cage, we've got Katana facing off against a hoarde of yaoi fangirls.
Timber: My money's on Katana.
Sangome: *whispering* Timber, you're not supposed to take sides, remember?
Timber: *whispering* Oh, right.
Sangome: So, let's go to the cage, shall we?
Timber: In this corner, we've got Katana, the Idiot in a Box, according to her new icon. In that corner, we've got a hoarde of yaoi fangirls.
Yaoi Fangirls: LOLZOMGBISHIEZMAKINOUT!!!!
Sangome: Um... right. Anyway, speaking of icon changes, the entire OAF has swapped out their icons...
Timber: Yeah... *sniffles*
Sangome: Tiimber, I'm supposed to be the emo one this episode, remember?
Timber: Yeah, but I fangirled my icon character. A lot. And I'll miss him. *sniffles again*
Sangome: ...Ooooookaaaaay... .>
Timber: ...Okay, I'm done.
Sangome: You sure? Because you can keep going if you want to...
Timber: Yes, I'm sure... Leon-san...
Sangome: *backs away slowly* Well, anyway... let's get to the match...
*kzzt*
Flava Flav, BOYYYYYYYYYYYYE!
*kzzt*
Welcome to Katana’s Wri--BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*kzzt*
Welcome to Sangome’s Harem of Bishounen! Hohenheim has been hospitalized due to a bad Wii accident, but don’t worry, he’ll be back soon!
*kzzt*
Welcome to Cloning…With Timber…today, we will be learning how to--BEATHE! DEEP BREATHS--how to properly deliver a clone’s offspring--OH DEAR GOD I CAN SEE THE HEAD!
*kzzt*
Timber: I miss Leon....
Sangome: ...But...But Timber! I was supposed to be emo!
Timber: I'm...sorry?
Sangome: You should be! Nobody understands me! *weeps*
Timber: O...okay...um...Alright! Down in the cage, we've got Katana going against a huge surge of yaoi fangirls!
Katana: For the last time! Sasuke and Naruto don't love each other!
Fangirl 34A: OMG YS TEHY DU!!11!!!
Katana: *grunts; lashes out with her katana* Axel is too old for Roxas! He'd be a pedophile!
Fangirl18C: TEHYR LUV IZ TRU!!11!!!
Katana: *slices down three fangirls in one stroke* Ed and Envy hate each other's guts!
Fangirl 53L: DEP DOWNZ TEHY LUVRZ EACH OTHR!11!!!!11
Katana: *slice and dice combo powning move* And for the last time, YAOI IS THE SAME AS HENTAI!
Fangirls: OMGLIKNOWAIHAXORPIE!1!11!!!
Timber: And... that concludes this week's episode...
Sangome: Nobody understands me.
Timber: I miss my Leon icon.
Katana: Hey, what about the match? Snap out of your emo-ness already!
Timber: Huh?
Sangome: Oh, right.
Timber: Well, anyway, that concludes this week's episode of Otaku Cage Match...
Sangome: See you next time, when we get to the action-packed conclusion of Katana vs. the yaoi fangirls.
Timber: I still miss Leon.
Sangome: And nobody still understands me.
*Timber and Sangome begin group-angst as the credits roll*


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Low-quality comments? In violation of Terms of Service? Excuse me, but do you guys even read half the stuff the Otakuites post on theO?
>.>
Also, if this is true, why didn't they take OCM out when it first got started? Why wait until now? Sheesh.

Timber, out.
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