Monday, October 1, 2007

Otaku Cage Match: Season 2 Episode 5
This is a work of fiction, blshdsfjhfdsjhsgfpie.

Someguy: Hi-diddly-do folks! I'm Someguy, and I'm drunk! *hic*
Leon: ...I'm Leon. I'm co-hosting because Mimmi had...issues with one of her sheep, no thanks to this joker over here...
OOC!Leon: 8O
Someguy: *hic* So...uh...what's tonight's fight?
Leon: Uhh, according to the paper right in front of you, it's Edward Elric versus his fangirls.
Someguy: Didn't we already do that? *hic*
Leon: It was Sangome versus the Ed fangirls, back when she cared about Hohenheim.
OOC!Leon: 8D
Leon: ...That was nothing to really "8D" about.
OOC!Leon: XD
Leon: ...*COUGH* Anyway...speaking of bishounen, it seems Sangome has a new one...
Someguy: THE STAAARS AT NIGHT ARE DUUUUULL AND DIIIIIM...
Leon: Can the cameraman cut down there now, please?
OOC!Leon: 8O

Timber: Ahh, Edward Elric against his fangirls...this should prove to be interesting.
Katana: Incidentally, what happened to Sasuke after the last fight?
Sangome: *petting Edgeworth* I think the yaoi fangirls hauled him off and forced him to pose for some...pictures...
Edgeworth: -_-
Timber: Oh my.
Katana: God bless his soul.
Edgeworth: Can I go now?
Sangome: No. :3
Edgeworth: Can we at least cut to commercial?
Sangome: ...Fine.

*kzzt*
POKEYMANS!
*kzzt*
DIGIMANS!
*kzzt*
Introducing, the Pie Network! See a sneak-preview here on the Otaku Network!
*kzzt*
LOLICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
*kzzt*
Bite me, larper!
*kzzt*

Leon: Apparently, we're back, and Ed has just entered the ring...
OOC!Leon: 8O
Leon: STOP THAT!
OOC!Leon: XD

Edward: *swings his automail arm around* Heh. Screaming fangirls. Nothing new.
Fangirl 847385747: HOMG ED I LUV U!!!!!! PLZ SECX ME NAO!!!!!!
Fangirl 86853: I LIKE...EGGS!

Sangome: I like eggs, too...

Fangirls: LETS GET HIM!!!1!!!!!1!

Edward: *claps hands together, but is soon rushed* OH SH--

*Edward is overtaken by the crowd of fangirls. Though after a few minutes, a bright light emanates from within the cracks of the fangirl pile and soon, an alchemic explosion ensues, sending the fangirls flying and smacking against the cage*

Timber: O_O
Katana: Hot damn. ._.
Sangome: WOO! Carnage!

Fangirl 98474587459874: *kzzt* Yaoi...RoyEd doujin...come to meeee...*explodes*

Katana: ...A robot?
Timber: It seems so.
Sangome: Well, I have to leave, my Otakublade shift starts soon...you two look after Edgey here, allright? *poofs*

Someguy: Aaaaaaand...*hic* That's it! I think...
Leon: Roll credits.
OOC!Leon: 8D
Leon: ROLL CREDITS!!!

*while the credits roll...*

Katana: Say "obecjtion"!
Edgeworth: No.
Timber: Please?
Edgeworth: No.
Katana: Please?
Edgeworth: No.
Timber: Please?
Edgeworth: No.
[the rest of their conversation has been cut for time]

Someguy: *hic* See ya'll next week--
Leon: GET OUT OF THE CREDIT ROLL!!
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