Friday, October 27, 2006

I can't weight!
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I want a new avatar, all of flcl on dvd, maybe a guitar, some border's giftcards of which I will use to buy manga, an acordian, Tales of the Abyss, Donkey Conga 3, a guitar, a PSP, a rocket, a dinosaur, and an accordain. Oh yeah, and a $0.01 painting off of ebay of some apples.
L do you know gods of death love apples?
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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

   Just like that creepy radio commercial!
(The Oracle will translate)

Mmhmm...
"My name is Mike!"

Hmmm...
"I didn't get my breakfast from burger king today."

Mehhhh...
"Today I cosplayed as L for no real reason. My outfit was good, but my hair wasn't."

Hmmm...
"I'm tired of my crappy internet service. It's so freakin' slow."

Hmmh...
"I got Dragon Quest 8 a while ago. It's awesom. Yangus is my favorite character. I want Tales of the Abyss."

Hmmm...
"I wonder if anyone knows what I'm trying to do. Has anyone heard that radio commercial?"

Mhhm...
"I always write weird posts. Well, whatever."

Mmmm.
"Well, I'm gonna get outta here. Bye."
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Monday, October 2, 2006

   Books.
Today I had to take back a library book. It was called "The Color of Magic" by Terry Pratchet. It was allright, but I didn't like it all that much. I've started to read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." I've seen the movie, and now I'll read the book. I don't like to read books after I've seen the movie because it ruins my imagination. Whatev.
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Monday, September 25, 2006

   Athena Asamiya is coming at you!
Yay! We finally got KOF 2006. What's KOF, you ask? Why, it's only the bestist fighting game ever. Ya' see, there's these two characters named Kyo and Iori, and they hate eachother for no apparent reason. Then there's a guy who my friend says looks like Mr. T. He says stuff like "Take it easy! I'm just kidding." Yeah, so there are a lot of lame pick-up lines in that game. However, there is one so good that I'm gonna give it a try. I'll tell you what it is as long as you don't steal it (I think that's okay because I don't really have any guy friends on this site). It goes like "Looking for an escort, young lady? I can only take you to hell!" Yeah! You're totally gonna wanna date me now! Oh, sorry. I hate people (guys) who act all like "hey ladies look at me i think i'm hot.". There's a guy in that game who acts like that, and he's an ugly idiot.
Of course, you've got your fan service. There's a "ninja" character who wears two strips going down her chest. Yeah. But it's still a pretty cool game. There's this one cool guy who hates everything called K'. But when you play as him, the announcer goes "K Dash!" Oh yeah! And Billy's in that game! He is a very cool guy. Well, if you're familiar with SNK, you'll know about their bad dubbing, what, with "here come the pain"? But this game's pretty good. Well, the voice actors speak correctly, but some of the subtitles don't. Speaking of mistakes, how many grammatical mistakes did I make? More importantly, who actually read this far? Man, if I wasn't me and I read this I'd stop at the cool pick-up line. Well, whatever. Buy KOF '06.


Holy crap! I almost forgot about Jivatma! He's the main enemy and he's really weird. He's like an african-american alien who has the same powers of Monkey D. Luffy. Yeah, just stop reading and go buy it (It's for PS2).
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Bad Ideas
Let's talk about some really bad ideas.

*The New Coke
Yeah, it's just a saying. I think most coke is pretty good, but I don't like coke blak. I guess I'm not a coffee person.

*Using "Dani California" as the Death Note Theme
I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers, and then I find out that the theme to Death Note is Dani California!
Aargh!

*The New Pokemon Series
It was good up until, what, the orange islands? After that, it lost it's anime flava.

*Cursive?
I hate writing in cursive!
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Sunday, September 10, 2006

   Quicky
Can't stay long season premiere of the Simpsons is on in about 7 minutes.

I want kof 2006 to come out really bad.

Ok bye.
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Saturday, September 9, 2006

   SMB3 Contest
There should be some kinda contest on this site. You know, like a "Rewrite a song contest" where you change the words to classic songs. Ooh! How about a gaming contest! We could all play "Super Mario Bros. 3" online! Or, we could just play it at home and time ourselves. The person who can beat it the fastest is my new friend! I'll participate too!




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Friday, September 1, 2006

   I won an emmy for being an idiot...
Hi guys! I'm playing Animal Crossing as I write this post, and... NOO! YOU STUPID PIG! I DIDN'T WANT MY ROOF TO BE PINK! Great. Lucy just painted my roof. Haha! Gothca! I wasn't playing Animal Crossing! One time, I was on the phone with a friend, and he was playing Chao Garden in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. He kept yelling stuff into the phone like "No, you stupid Chao! Don't go over there!". It was pretty anoying.

Have you seen the Office? It won an emmy for best comedy. If you haven't seen it, you have gotta check it out! It's on NBC, so check your, uh, TV charts to see when it's on. It's hilarious!
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Friday, August 25, 2006

   Hoo Hoohoo Two!
Sorry that I've been gone so long. I've been playing video games, reading manga, watching Sesame Street, and listening to the radio. Yeah...

Hoo hoohoo Hoo!

I got my haircut yesterday. There was this idiot who worked at the haircut place. A girl (who also worked there) said he was funny, but he was an idiot. He didn't say anything funny, and he made fun of a handicapped guy. Fortunately, he didn't cut my hair.

Hoo hoohoo Hoo!

There's this really cool video store in my town, and there's a guy who works there that looks like Linnel (from TMBG)! There's also a record store that has a guy who looks like Johnny Cash. Also, a guy who lives down the street looks a lot like Michael Jackson!

Hoo hoohoo Hoo!

The other day at the library, I saw this book called "Heather has Two Mommies". One of her mommies is a doctor. The other mommy is a carpenter. The bottom line is, they're both lesbians. There was also a book called "Wake the Dead".

Hoo hoohoo Hoo!

Congratulations for reading this far! Sometimes, if someone else puts up a really long post, I won't read all of it. Well, I'ma gonna shut up now.

Hoo hoohoo Hoo!
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Saturday, August 5, 2006

   Rock Band
If I were in a rock band, it would be the best rock band ever. It would be called "The Crawdad Lawyers". Our number one single would be called "Objection!". Our best-selling album would be called "Johnas". There would be two other guys besides me, the guitarist. Someone to drum, and someone to play the electric xylaphone. When we go on tour, we would always finish with the song "This is the song we finish with". One time, there will be a blackout, so we sing louder. We'll break up after 5 good years with 2 awesome records (we'll break up because our xylaphonist dies). After that, I will pursue a solo career as a bagpipist, and then I'll fall into a black hole.
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