Tuesday, August 1, 2006

Hoo-hoohoo-hoo!
"A guy who watches anime all day is called a nerd. However, a guy who watches football all day is called a man."
That's my new quote. I hate football. It is a mindless, destructive sport. I've heard that "Eyeshield 21" is good, but I've never read it.
Hoo-hoohoo-hoo!
Man, I wish I were on the price is right. But, then again, people only win cars on that show. I want manga, anime, video games, macromedia flash, CDs, and guitars. Not cars.
Hoo-hoohoo-hoo!
It's time for a new Mario Bros. cheat! In the third world, on the second stage, if you fall down the first hole, you reach a secret hall with an avacado at the end. Jump on it to win the game. I just lost the game.
Hoo-hoohoo-hoo!
I don't like the Red Hot Chili Peppers. The beginnings of their songs are completely different from the rest. Also, they are obsessed with California. They should be called the Red Hot Chili Californias.
Hoo-hoohoo-hoo!
A lot of bands have songs that all sound the same. Come to think of it, about every band I know of is like that. They Might Be Giants are not. They are a very cool band.
Hoo-hoohoo-hoo!
Have you heard that song "Crazy" ny Gnarles Barkly? It's really popular, but I hate it. Does that make me crazy? Probably.
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Monday, July 31, 2006

Internet Slang
Internet slang is a great way to make you more popular on the internet! Here are some awesome phrases!
g2g (got to go)
lol (laugh out loud)
itis (I think I'm sick)
wms (Where's my shoe?)
ilts (I love this song)
icttwagbf (I can tell that we are gonna be friends)
adfomh (A duck fell on my head)
toirlsygtdwiiaicbayw (To long to explain)

Start saying these and you'll be the coolest of the cool!
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Saturday, July 15, 2006

   L do you know Oracles love apples?
Who here likes bananas? I don't really. I love apples. In one of my earlier posts I mentioned eating an apple while I was trying to write. Anyhoo, I don't know when, but sometime this week, I'll be in Canada, and I won't be back 'till next Saturday. I think I'm leaving on Wednesday. So, I probably won't post untill I get back. I'm being lazy.
I lost the game.
Sometime I'm gonna write a secret message post, like when Light made all those criminals write stuff, and then L alligned all the words and it said "L do you know gods of death love apples?". I think that was in "Death Note" 2. Well, I know it was in death note, I just forgot which volume.
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Saturday, July 8, 2006

My Face Hurts
Ow... My face really hurts... Curse my incredibly bad luck... Maybe I should talk about it... I doubt it will help... So, the other day I was at the bowling alley... I was standing next to that machine that spits out the bowling balls... I was getting tired of waiting, so I stuck my hand in... Just as I did, the ball came out, and I caught it... Then, I went to roll... I slipped in a puddle of water... As I fell, I let go of the ball and landed unharmed... Then, I got a strike... As I walked away, I slipped in another puddle of water... After somer-saulting in mid-air, I landed on my feet... Then, this big, tough looking guy comes up to me... He says he knows me, but I don't know that guy... He tells me he has a problem with me... He wants me to teach him how to flip... So, I do, and he buys me an order of fries... After that, I left... On my way out of the bowling alley, I find a $100 bill at my feet... I pick it up... Then I look up... Then I started to scream... Then a piano fell on my face... It really hurts...
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Friday, June 30, 2006

Super Cheatio World
Here's an unlimited lives trick to do in Super Mario World for the SNES (or GBA). First, unlock the top secret area in donut plains. To do so, go to the Donut Ghost House as Cape Mario. Walk right until you reach the first gap, then run left. Once Mario spreads out his arms, jump! You should see another floor in the ghost house with a hole in it! Go through the hole and keep running right. The rest of the stage is pretty straight-forward (not punny). After you complete the stage, you will unlock the top secret area. Go there. Get as many things as you want, including a yoshi. If you get yoshi, leave and come back. Instead of a yoshi being in the middle block, you will find a 1-up mushroom. Keep doing this as long as you want. Sure, it's tiresome, but it works!
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   Dance in Smarty Pants!
I watched "Between the LIons" today. (Shivers) The episode was called Dance in Smartypants. Everything about that show is wrong! It's so disturbing and unsuitable for children! I mean, Arty SmartyPants is definately a pervert! And how do we know that "Marmy" (or whatever her name is) is actually Arties mother? And what about the two lion parents who are always making out! (or as they prefer to say, nosey nosey nosey) And then there's the nonstop copying of "Waynes World". You know, there's "Gawains Word". Don't tell me you've never seen this show! It's on PBS, so check your TV guide and watch it, or maybe not.
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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

   Liar!
No, I'm not dead. No, I didn't update my artwork, either. I'm so sorry! I had three ideas that seemed really cool! I drew one and then kinda forgot about it. Then I drew another picture and I thought "Wow! That looks pretty cool!". Then I colored it. It looked a pretty bad. So, I said I'd update it before I posted, but I didn't want RK Luver to remove me from her guestbook. So, I'll probably work on some art later tonight. Once again, I'm sorry!

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Sunday, June 11, 2006

I'll have some more artwork up by the next time I post!
Nobody's been commenting on my posts recently!
:(

I got some new manga! Yay! It is "Hunter Hunter" volumes one and two. Yay for Shonen Jump, because they sell good manga for cheap!

So, I'm gonna quit writing now. Bye, I guess...

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Friday, June 9, 2006

   Who says "Thrice"?
What better way to start off summer than by watching public access wrestling at your friends house?

So, yeah, it's summer now, and I'll probably update my site thrice a day because I'm so bored. There's nothing really to do when you're not doing anything.

I've got some good ideas for artwork, but I'm too lazy to draw. I know I keep saying that I'll update it, but I never do. I know! I'll set a goal for myself! I'll have one peice of artwork up by the end of the summer!
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Tuesday, June 6, 2006

Radio Commercials
So this one time I heard a radio commercial for an album that they played songs from on that very radio station! Playing songs on the radio is kinda like listening to a commercial. I mean, It's like, "This is the dawning of the rest of our lives on Holiday, now buy our album!" People are watching me type.

So, yeah, today is 6/6/6, and if I had had school today, I would've had my evil science class. It's fitting. Yes. Random. Boo.

I know I keep saying that I'll update my artwork, but I'm just too lazy. So. I'm gonna go break the internet now. Bye.

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