Sunday, June 4, 2006

   Live Radio
TO: Hey, it's the Oracle here-
TM: And Toon Masta. I'm gonna help the Oracle write this post!
TO: Yes, you are.
TM: I am.
TO: So, I was considering changing my background...
TM: No. Apollo 18 is cool even if no one else knows what its from.
TO: Your probably rigth.
TM: Of course I'm right.
TO: So...
TM: What?
TO: Say something cool.
TM: Uhm, donut bars.
TO: "Today we're gonna use this little yellow dingle-dangler. It's amazing what this little- OH DADDY!"
TM: That is so funny. I love that commercial.
TO: How about it, folks. Do YOU love that commercial? We want to here from YOU!
TM: We sure do. Info! Info! Info!
TO: So, put up a post or the Millenium Earl will kill you, or maybe turn your dog into an akuma and put it in your body. Whatever, just go read "D Gray Man" after you put up a post or something.
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Friday, June 2, 2006

   don't say herbs!
this is kinda hard to type because i'm holding an apple in one hand. so, my sister is in the other room playing "shhining force neo" and everybody keeps saying the words "herbs". aaaargh! the next time i hear anyone say the word herbs i may become homicidal. Gaia just said something and Max just said "Wait! Dad!". I just finished my apple.
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

   Let's Start a Fan-Club!
Hi. Who here wants to start a fanclub? I do! We should start a fan club for... Oh, what? I might have some ideas. You can coment and tell me what you want to start one on. Here are some choices!
Shoes
Jello
The Color Green
Pretzels
Classical Music
Pluto (The Plantet)
Cardboard Boxes
Those are just some choices. Feel free to list anything you think would make for a good fan-club!
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Monday, May 29, 2006

   ~Haiku
Hel-lo-to-my-friends
This-next-post-is-a-hai-ku
Let's-give-this-a-try

No-school-to-mor-row
It-is-mem-or-ial-day
And-Han-nah's-birth-day

Sit-ing-in-this-room
Writ-ing-on-the-o-tak-u
Hai-kus-can-be-fun

Got-a-screw-drive-er
Had-to-fix-this-off-ice-chair
Now-it-is-bet-ter

I-am-a-wierd-guy
Don't-you-think-that-I-am-weird?
Good-bye,-I'm-leave-ing...

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Sunday, May 28, 2006

My space, my face, my bass.
Hey, who here has a myspace? I don't because I have an account here. So, what's so great about myspace anyways? The only reasons I'd get an account would be to find TMBG's myspace and my science teachers myspace (I really don't like my science teacher, so I'd bash his/her site a lot). Wow. My face really hurts. Darn, I wish I had a bass guitar. Then I'd record over myself and make freshest of jams. I once drew an MS paint drawing of the "Space Bass". You know what? I should go draw some fan art. Bye!


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Friday, May 26, 2006

   It died.
Yay! My internet stopped being broke! I just wish my sound would quit being broke now... Anyways, today was fun! Me and some other people all got together to play video games, but we ended up playing Taiko Drum Master only. After that, we watched Heat Guy J. Yeah, well, it was cool. I want summer to come quickly...
Oh! I have a really good Tales of Symphonia joke! Okay, you'd have to get pretty far in the game to understand it, or I made it the 2nd or 3rd time through the game. A'ight, here is:
(Outside the Martel Temple)
Lloyd: (To Kratos) Is that an exsphere?
Kratos: Your mother is an exsphere!

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   Shut up, Matt!
Hi. Sorry I haven't been on lately. My internet's still broke, so I have to use the computers at the library. So, I guess I'm using a computer at the library. Shut up, Matt! Sorry, there's just someone sitting next to me who keeps reading what I type. Well, bye!
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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!
I'm sorry I haven't updated in like two weeks. You see, my internet broke. Well, I don't really have all that much to say... Oh! I got the complete season of Jing King of Bandits on anime! Yay! Well, I should probably go now. Bye!
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Sunday, May 14, 2006

   New Avis
Woa. I come back and everyone changes their avatars. Weird.
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Tuesday, May 9, 2006

   The Best Episode of Yu-Gi-Oh!
The best episode of Yugioh is that 3-parter one with the paradox brothers! Like, the way they fight them is so cool and unique! And the paradox brothers are flippin' awesome! Don't ask me why, they're just cool. And there's also that cool riddle about the two paths! Hey, I should tell you a riddle! Actuall, it's more of a joke (I hate how people call jokes riddles!).
How did the euglena call his buddies?
On a cell phone! Lol!
Wait... You say I've already told that joke? Well, you still couldn't answer it! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(I was laughing like that freak that laughs in the background of that Gorillaz song "Feel Good Inc.")
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