Thursday, January 18, 2007

   Rage Against the discs that you put in that Machine
I'm gonna complain about some video games. There may be some that you really like and you'll get mad at me, but try to remember that these are just my opinions. Okay, here we go!

Tales of Legendia
AAAAAAARGH! An insult to the other Tales games! The story, characters, and gameplay all suck! It wasn't even made by the Namco Tales Studios! You can't have more than one player, and when you fight you're confined to a perfectly straight line! The plot is way to simple for a tales game! The only good character is Moses. Senel's always like "I'm gonna kill you unless you let me try to rescue my butt-anoying 'sister'". Senel's "sister", Shirley, is always saying something like "Senel! Fenimore!". The friendly creatures in that game are supposed to be cute, but they make me sick! They're these tiny seal(?) type enemeis with the most annoying voices and an even worse dance! AARGH!

Kingdom Hearts (Mostly 2)
Yeah, I know everyone likes this game, and I can somewhat see why. The gameplay is really fun but the story hardly makes any sense. "There are these guys called the Nobodies and they have no feelings whatsoever even though they can express emotions. Oh yeah, and they don't exist but you have to fight them anyway."

Mario Power Tennis
This game doesn't even have all the rules of tennis! It's more of a powerful game than a sports game. And tennis isn't a power sport! Those help moves are stupid! Once I was playing a doubles match with a computer player. I was just about to hit the ball when they used a move to hit the ball before I did! Oh yeah, and the opening movie is long and stupid.

Well, thanks for listening to me complain. Wow! I thought that I'd have a lot more games that I didn't like! Well, I probably do, but I just can't remember them right now. You probably hate me now for not liking Kingdom Hearts.
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