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Saturday, July 8, 2006

My Face Hurts
Ow... My face really hurts... Curse my incredibly bad luck... Maybe I should talk about it... I doubt it will help... So, the other day I was at the bowling alley... I was standing next to that machine that spits out the bowling balls... I was getting tired of waiting, so I stuck my hand in... Just as I did, the ball came out, and I caught it... Then, I went to roll... I slipped in a puddle of water... As I fell, I let go of the ball and landed unharmed... Then, I got a strike... As I walked away, I slipped in another puddle of water... After somer-saulting in mid-air, I landed on my feet... Then, this big, tough looking guy comes up to me... He says he knows me, but I don't know that guy... He tells me he has a problem with me... He wants me to teach him how to flip... So, I do, and he buys me an order of fries... After that, I left... On my way out of the bowling alley, I find a $100 bill at my feet... I pick it up... Then I look up... Then I started to scream... Then a piano fell on my face... It really hurts...
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