Monday, September 25, 2006

   Athena Asamiya is coming at you!
Yay! We finally got KOF 2006. What's KOF, you ask? Why, it's only the bestist fighting game ever. Ya' see, there's these two characters named Kyo and Iori, and they hate eachother for no apparent reason. Then there's a guy who my friend says looks like Mr. T. He says stuff like "Take it easy! I'm just kidding." Yeah, so there are a lot of lame pick-up lines in that game. However, there is one so good that I'm gonna give it a try. I'll tell you what it is as long as you don't steal it (I think that's okay because I don't really have any guy friends on this site). It goes like "Looking for an escort, young lady? I can only take you to hell!" Yeah! You're totally gonna wanna date me now! Oh, sorry. I hate people (guys) who act all like "hey ladies look at me i think i'm hot.". There's a guy in that game who acts like that, and he's an ugly idiot.
Of course, you've got your fan service. There's a "ninja" character who wears two strips going down her chest. Yeah. But it's still a pretty cool game. There's this one cool guy who hates everything called K'. But when you play as him, the announcer goes "K Dash!" Oh yeah! And Billy's in that game! He is a very cool guy. Well, if you're familiar with SNK, you'll know about their bad dubbing, what, with "here come the pain"? But this game's pretty good. Well, the voice actors speak correctly, but some of the subtitles don't. Speaking of mistakes, how many grammatical mistakes did I make? More importantly, who actually read this far? Man, if I wasn't me and I read this I'd stop at the cool pick-up line. Well, whatever. Buy KOF '06.


Holy crap! I almost forgot about Jivatma! He's the main enemy and he's really weird. He's like an african-american alien who has the same powers of Monkey D. Luffy. Yeah, just stop reading and go buy it (It's for PS2).
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