Tuesday, November 18, 2003

Bible jokes.
I found these today on a Newgrounds game. I am aware they can be very offensive; please bear in mind, these are humorous in intention, and I do not believe anything that you are about to read. I did think they were funny as hell though.

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"Give to him who begs from you, and do not refuse him who would borrow from you."
- matt 5:42
(Give me all your money! Jesus told you to, it's in the Bible!)

"When you go to pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret."
- matt 6:6
(That's right kids, don't pray in school or other public places, because God hates that.)

"And the Lord was with Judah; and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountain; but he could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron."
- jud 1:19
(Fighting God? Use iron; God will be completely defensless.)

"I say unto you, do not resist one who is evil."
- matt 5:39
(That's right! Do not resist me! Do what I say! Muahahahahahahahahaha!!)
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Hehehe. I'm going to Hell, aren't I?





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Saturday, November 8, 2003

School Play
Hey, just got back from the school play's opening night! It rocked! Some of the cast were a lil' bit shaky before, but tonight, everyone pulled together. Awsome-ness incarne. I have to be the best backround ever. I'm like a ninja; when you realize I'm there, I'm gone! "Hey, is that tree moving? Maybe it's one of those wavy lines when it gets real hot out...oh! Dane! Wait, where are you going?" Actually, not paying attention to me sucks, but I'm still glad I'm a part of the play.
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Monday, October 27, 2003

   Grounded
Anyone wonder why I haven't been on lately? Well, for the concerned masses, I am grounded. Friggin' chemistry teacher failed me on a test because I didn't show my work on simple-friggin'-addition. Witch. Anyway, I suppose you won't be reading anything by me for a couple weeks.

Eagerly awaiting for his over-protective mom to unground him,

The Original
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Thursday, October 23, 2003

Quiz
Well, it looks like these quiz's are everywhere, so I think I'll put one in for once (if it works).


You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal.

"And The Phoenix's cycle had reached
zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He
emerged from his own ashes, to be forever
immortal."

Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl
(Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum
(Egyptian).
The Phoenix is associated with the concept of life,
the number 0, and the element of fire.
His sign is the eclipsed sun.

As a member of Form 0, you are a determined
individual. You tend to keep your sense of
optomism, even through tough times and have a
positive outlook on most situations. You have
a way of looking at going through life as a
journey that you can constantly learn from.
Phoenixes are the best friends to have because
they cheer people up easily.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Monday, October 20, 2003

Friends
I noticed today how short my buddy list is. I guess I shouldn't be surprised though, seeing as I haven't been here an overly-large amount of time. Lessee...Drix and I used to get along fairly well. Haven't talked in a while, but I figure'd I'd put him in anyway. Baron Samedi's pretty cool, of course. Lea2385 and I have been in PM correspondence for a while. I guess that's it; while I would put up James, Charles, and the other greats up, I don't really know them well enough to do that. Plus, it might creep 'em out. :P Anyway, i gotta go count sheep. Nighty-night.
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Wednesday, October 8, 2003

RPG Idea
I recently had an interesting idea for one of OB's online RPGs (well,I think it's interesting.) Basically, imagine OB as a real town. Here are a few of my basic concept for it:

- Since the forum is represented as a town, each different area of the bord (DBZ, Lounge, PC, ect.)is a different area, castle, or tavern in the town.

- Strength of the characters will vary. Since I have under even 100 posts, I'd be wupped by, say, Raiha.

- The point of the game would be somewhat like .Hack. Another forum, hackers, or possibly a virus (god, I'm a hack) would be attacking OB Town, and the members would have to defend it.

Well, those are my basic ideas. It seem's a little strange right now, but I keep getting new ideas. If anyone likes the idea, I suppose you can PM me.
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Tuesday, October 7, 2003

In case of my absence...
The report cards are coming out sometime this week. I think I did fairly well, except for Chemistry. I got a bad feelin' about that one. If I happen to fail it, I'll be grounded a while. So, if any of you are goin' "Hey, where's Dane? I need his fresh yet humorous outlooks on life.", I'll be curled up in my room, whimpering for a few weeks. Jus' so you know. Lol.
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Thursday, October 2, 2003

On Language...
Language is a bridge to bring people together but it can also be a barrier that keeps them apart. Ivy Leaguers talk differently from gangstas. Gangstas talk differently from computer geeks. Computer geeks talk differently from jocks and so on and so forth. They each have their own code and their members honor that code. But sooner or later there emerges a diplomat from these diverse groups to close the gap between each other. Maybe some hip hopper with a passion for Chaucer and SAT words gets in good with the Yale crowd, thus bringing the hood and academia a little closer together. Or maybe a free-wheeling playa man macks with a devout social worker, thereby bridging the great divide between Babylon and Church. It's all about mixing it up, crossing over, and coming together. To open up and share with one another the code we live by.


Are these "On *insert topic" becoming repetetive? Hehe.
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Monday, September 29, 2003

On beauty...
They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It's a matter of taste. They say beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes way down to the bone. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. And Helen of Troy launched a thousand ships. There are exotic beauties. Hidden gems. Diamonds in the rough. The crown jewel. There are beauty queens. Ugly ducklings. Acquired tastes. Late-bloomers. Classic beauties. There are looks that kill. Looks to die for. Looks that turn heads and looks that stop traffic. But looks aren't everything. You can't judge a book by its cover. Cuz the prettier the face the dumber the head. But could be, they're more than just a pretty face. For beauty comes in all shapes and forms. And it's what's on the inside that really matters. For a thing of beauty is a joy forever. But remember: The star that burns brightest burns briefest. And every rose has its thorn.
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Sunday, September 28, 2003

On love...
They say it makes the world go round. Money can't buy it. And it conquers all. They say all is fair in love and war. So make love, not war. They say the first one always has a special place in your heart. They say it's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. They say love is blind. Love is colorblind. Love is a many-colored thing. There's first love, puppy love, platonic love, unrequited love, true love, unconditional love, love at first sight, the love of your life, the one you want your mama to meet, the one that got away... So we ride through the Tunnel of Love. Make out at Lover's Lane. Say our vows at the Chapel of Love. Take a cruise on the Loveboat and reserve the Honeymoon Suite. And sometimes we gotta stay at the Heartbreak Hotel. But hey, love is a battlefield. And I'm a soldier of love.

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