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• Richardson, Texas.
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• 2003-09-26
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• Student.
Real Name
• Dane.

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• Drix's intelligence list, member of Butabara.
Anime Fan Since
• Somewhere around 2000.
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• Furi Kuri.
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myOtaku.com: The Original

Tuesday, November 18, 2003

Bible jokes.
I found these today on a Newgrounds game. I am aware they can be very offensive; please bear in mind, these are humorous in intention, and I do not believe anything that you are about to read. I did think they were funny as hell though.

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"Give to him who begs from you, and do not refuse him who would borrow from you."
- matt 5:42
(Give me all your money! Jesus told you to, it's in the Bible!)

"When you go to pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret."
- matt 6:6
(That's right kids, don't pray in school or other public places, because God hates that.)

"And the Lord was with Judah; and he drove out the inhabitants of the mountain; but he could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron."
- jud 1:19
(Fighting God? Use iron; God will be completely defensless.)

"I say unto you, do not resist one who is evil."
- matt 5:39
(That's right! Do not resist me! Do what I say! Muahahahahahahahahaha!!)
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Hehehe. I'm going to Hell, aren't I?

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