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Sunday, July 1, 2007
 Looking for a lost soul...
I am looking for a friend and an ex- of mine. I want to talk to her so bad. I think that if there is some way I can contact her I will feel better and be able to catch up on lost times with her. Her name is Annie Mae Jenkins. If by some chance you know who I am talking about please tell me you know where they are if they are on here. I would reall appreciate it. Also let her know I am looking for her if you don't tell me about her.
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 Something to stir the thoughts...
I have found something disturbing for quit some time but I do believe it is time that I share this knowledge with some others that may or may not feel the same way. I believe that 9/11 was a set up. I know that many people will scream "Blasphemy!" or, "That cannot be true!!!" But if you want to think about it clearly then think about this. What did dick cheney do when he got over there to Iraq? He built pipelines that made our oil quicker to transport. The school buildings were just a cover up. Then there is the way the twin towers fell. I mean if a plane hits a building do you think it would fall like someone put some c4 at the bottom of both structures? I must question these things. I mean gas prices went up really high and were supposed to remain high, but look at them now. I mean gas is supposed to be like $5 a gallon right now (varies in states).
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Guess what I know?
I know something that is rather strange. In the past many scientists have thought that dolphins and such were the smartest animals alive. The truth is that many animals are just as smart as the dolphin. Take the human for example. Well...we are animals. Also the way that a person's thought or brain smarts is now measured is the person (when dead) had his/her brain unfolded making a blanket like tissue that, the bigger it is, the smarter that person was. The brain's power used to be measured by the number of lobes that, that animal had. Which of course a dolphin would have the most (5).
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Saturday, June 30, 2007
I Knew It.
What Kingdom Hearts Character Are You?
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Friday, June 29, 2007
 I Want A Cookie!!!
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That explains a lot!
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The Ten Commandments: Unabridged.
And God spoke all these words, saying: “I am the LORD your God …
You shall have no other gods before Me. If you don’t mind. God has been queuing for ages. It’s only right. Although I suppose God does have a full basket, and Ra over there is only buying a Ginster’s pastie. It sort of seems rude not to let him through, God supposes. Although God would like to get out of here and have some lunch soon. God is so hungry, God could eat a Horus. So watch out! Hahaha. God amuses Himself. But seriously: God is first.
You shall not make for yourself a carved image - any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. God doesn’t mean to be rude, but have you considered actually going and studying art? Because, ultimately, that’s not a fish you’ve just carved. It looks a bit like a poo.
You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain. God apologises for shouting the word LORD. God just wants to emphasise it, you know. To prove that God is your LORD. If you shout, you’re automatically right and should not be questioned. It lends you a sense of authority, you see. That’s why they do it on cable news. God thinks they might have learned it from those evangelical ministers. God doesn’t talk to them, by the way. God thinks they’re crazy. Don’t argue. God is your LORD.
Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Heaven and Hell Tour 2007, baby! God likes to rock out.
Honour your father and your mother. Actually, God will honour your mother. Mmm-hmm-hmmmm. God loves you, cute momma.
You shall not kill. Except in cases of political disagreement, civil unrest, land disputes, national security, silencing whistleblowers for corporate gain, convenience, punishment, or any other reason, really. It’s just, you’ve got to have a permit. Okay?
You shall not commit adultery. But let’s face it, you’re going to ignore this one. So how about, you shall not commit adultery if you don’t have enough money to appear to be a respectable member of society. And someone tell that Joseph Smith to keep it in his pants …
You shall not steal. Except at Costco, where their Labor Day prices are insane! Also, the natural resources of nations you choose to invade. And stuff from people you kill.
You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour. However, if he carves images of anything that is in the earth, you may witness false bears. God made a funny. God is great.
You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his adulterous lover, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor his iPod, nor his Nintendo Wii, nor his Hummer, because let’s face it, it’s a nightmare to run with gas prices as they are, nor his disco skills, nor his vintage pumps, nor his fine ass, nor anything that is your neighbour’s. God’s recommendation: break in and steal the lot.
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 What kind of looter Am I?
What kind of looter am I? You decide!
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