Monday, April 5, 2004

   THAT'S A LOT OF CAT!!!

That's a big mofo-ing cat!
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If you couldn't tell, this is just a cheap way to update myOtaku. Ah well, look at that big cat, it actually looks pretty cool.
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Sunday, April 4, 2004

   Something different...
Well, today was--different. Today was miserable outside, it was cold, and rainy with 45mph winds and myself and my family had to sit out there in it at the flea market for most of the morning from about 6:30am to 1:00pm. There wasn't even the slightest hint of sun in the sky, it was all just gray. Normally, I feel like crap all the time, and of course on a day like today it's usually worse. But for the past couple of days I've felt really good, even today I was surprisingly not my normal self with those around me. I was actually talking, and being friendly. I wasn't trying to avoid anyone, I just didn't feel the need to and I didn't draw a blank when I tried talking to people like I would normally. As a matter of fact I was uncharacteristically energetic, hyperactive is more like it. I was hyper all day, I actually felt like playing with my niece whereas I would usually just tell her to go play with someone else because I felt like crap, but today that was not the case. Sadly, I think I'm going have a cold or something from this day though, I'm all ready starting to feel sick, but I'm still feeling good though. If that makes any sense. My fingers were cold, sore and felt like the flesh was raw but I couldn't help but feel happy, the rain poured down on me but still I was nothing but happy seemingly able to ignore it as if it was a mere drizzle. I hope I begin to feel like this all the time, it's strange how quickly you can change once provided the right situation should arrive. I think it has.

I know these type of posts aren't interesting to most people, but I just felt like sharing this day's events with someone, anyone. I don't know why, but I just really wanted to talk about it.

This post kinda shows that I was the complete opposite of how I normally am, which can be seen by looking at the Personality Disorder Test results of mine below.
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Friday, April 2, 2004

   Wow... (Personality Disorder Test)
I am one screwed up person, huh? I knew I was bad, but I went well over the fucked up image I had of myself. Well, it actually seems to be very accurate in a lot of areas, but I didn't think I was that messed up, lol. Well, I wanted to share this with everyone so you can tell people you know a loony.

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	High
Schizoid:	High
Schizotypal:	High
Antisocial:	Low
Borderline:	Moderate
Histrionic:	Low
Narcissistic:	Low
Avoidant:	Very High
Dependent:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

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Thursday, April 1, 2004

   Up yours 250free!
Back up and running thanks to a new host of mine called Photobucket.com, and a shout out to my man Shinji for letting me know about it. Thanks again Shinji.

Anyway, my pictures are working but for some reason my wallpaper doesn't show up right while it's hosted on Photobucket.com. Either it doesn't show up at all or it only shows a small fraction of it. Let me know if this is just the case with my computer, or if it's happening to you as well. That way I'll at least know if I should bother with it anymore. Thanks.
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   DAMN YOU 250 FREE!!!!
Well, as some of you might have noticed some of my images aren't showing up anymore. For example, my background image is gone, my Legacy of Ed banner is a big red X, and my TVE Rules! smiley is on vacation. Friggin' 250 Free, my image host, is down for the time being. I don't know when they'll be back up. Farging son of a biatch!!! >:(

This better not be some lame ass April Fool's joke on their part.
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004

   BORED!!!! SO HERE!!!!

I was bored, and I need to update this thing more often so what I've gone and done is put up a bunch of them there fancy tongue twisters with some very tasteful pictures expressing myself or what I feel best represents that tongue twister. Enjoy.


Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.


You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!


Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.


There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.


I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!


What a terrible tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister,
what a terrible tongue twister...


How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

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Saturday, March 27, 2004

   When squirrels attack!

Today I visited the park for a little rest and relaxation, and as usual I strolled over to the large oak tree in the center of the park which I sat and rest my back against. I sat there for a while taking in the beauty of nature when suddenly I hear chattering and scratching from overhead. I look up and my eyes lock with another set of eyes, eyes that of a squirrel. It stared at me as I stared back in awe of it's cuteness. It made me forget how much I hate cute animals for a moment, until it opened it's mouth and screeched at me before it dropped onto my face tearing into my flesh as if I was juicy steak. Never before could I imagine a squirrel doing such an atrocious thing to a human, but now I know the truth behind those evil black eyes. They crave human flesh! Not nuts, or bread, but human flesh! Do not overlook this message! The squirrels wish to take over, and kill all of humankind.



There are more people who know the truth, and I fully support them now after this incident. The Anti Squirrel Coalition are here to help, so give them your full support in our war on squirrels.

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Wednesday, March 24, 2004

   Getting there...
I'm finally moving up into the top 500, and while it isn't very special to some it's quite good for me to find out. Now, I am one step closer to world domination, combined with a very successful club, the Cracker Club, I am as giddy as little school girl--whatever the hell that means. This without a doubt proves that everyone loves TVE!

Also, you might have noticed this by now, but I have a special little sound byte welcoming my fans to my site. Enjoy.
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Tuesday, March 23, 2004

   The Cracker Club grows!

Well, it started a bit slow, but it picked up quite nicely. I would have hopped more people would have posted in myOtaku about my newly assembled Cracker Club, but oh well. I was swamped with IMs, and PMs from people who wished to join my Cracker Club, and so I accepted them and now their names reside in my signature on OB. So, I must thank everyone for showing their love for crackers by asking to join, and please feel free to proclaim your love for crackers in your own signatures as well if you so wish to. As for those who aren't yet members, but do love crackers, I implore you to become a Crack Head, and join the Cracker Club. Let the Cracker Revolution begin my loyal Crack Heads! P.S. In case anyone is confused the Cracker Club is a fan club for crackers, the snack, a thin crisp wafer or biscuit, usually made of unsweetened dough. Not cracker as in the racial slur.

WORSHIP ME!!!!
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Saturday, March 20, 2004

   CRACKERS!!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages The Vampire: Ed proudly presents the future of goodness by unveiling the new fan club dedicated to--Crackers! That's right a fan club dedicate to those crispy little eatable plates known world round as crackers. Everyone loves crackers, and those who don't should be beaten to death with their own friggin' leg! Ahem-right... Anyway, I proudly announce the birth of the Cracker Club, and I will be accepting all lovers of crackers in the fan club. Join by either leaving me a message here with your OB member name, or PM me on OB boards and I'll add you as soon I have it in my sig. Thanks, and HAVE A NICE DAY!!!

WORSHIP ME!!!!

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