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Wednesday, March 17, 2004


  

My Own Personal Hell...
Well, my forte is not poetry, I don't even know what my forte is, but I do sometimes make attempts at writing something worth showing to other people. This I'm not too sure about, but I had the urge to write this after the first few lines suddenly popped into my head. Anyway, check it out and let me know how it is.

My Own Personal Hell

In the darkness I do dwell.
So long ago it was, I fell.
Alone here I must sit.
The crime this does not fit.
I wanted to see the light.
But my sins I must fight.
Redemption is my eternal wish.
My sanity I do miss.

Alone here I still sit.
Slowly I do lose my wit.
My flesh grows frigid.
My fingers turn ridged.
On the stones my blood does drain.
Little will does remain.

Alone here I must lay.
Not a word I can say.
My skin does turn pale.
Redemption must have failed.

Alone here I still lay.
With my flesh worms do play.
In the darkness I must dwell.
Alone I must lay in my own personal hell.


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Tuesday, March 16, 2004


   CHELLO!!!


Hey there ya' bunch of TVE-maniacs. Today was pretty uneventful, just slept most of the time thanks to feeling like complete crap. It was a miserable day anyway so I wasn't planning on going anywhere to begin with, so it didn't interfere with much. I haven't eaten much, because I feel even worse trying to eat. Maybe I got a stomach virus or something.

Oh, speaking of stomach problems, NEVER eat at an Outback resturant, at least not in New Jersey. Their food made me terribly sick the last time I ate there, and I really wouldn't recommend anyone going to one as the food was pretty shitty anyway.

All right, I know these posts are pretty boring to some of you people so for randomness, and complete stupidity--

HERE'S A MONKEY FLIPPING YOU OFF!!!!




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Monday, March 15, 2004


A DAY FULL OF CRAP!!!
Well, this actually should have been posted last night, but I got home a little past midnight and missed the chance, not to mention I've felt like crap all yesterday so I just decided to go to sleep.

Anyway, it started with me not sleeping Saturday night, so I was tired and fell asleep in the morning (5:00AM) forgetting that I had to be up since I accompany my parents to the flea market to sell stuff. So I'm was woke up about ten minutes later by my mom, and from that moment on I had this terrible headache and just felt like a bag of flaming crap left on someone's door step to stomp out. Then after about an hour drive we get to the flea market where I help unpack, then I decided to get some sleep so I laid down in the back of the truck covered myself with a couple pads and went to sleep. Later when I woke up I felt colder than I had earlier and I could stop shaking, and usually I not affected by the cold, at least never enough to have me shaking uncontrollably. Not to mention every muscles in my body ached, and kept spasming(sp?) for about an hour. It was pretty annoying. So felt crummy all day, but I had something to look forward to later that night.

Wrestlemania XX was coming on later, and I figured it would be a really good show but it was pretty crappy for the most part. I suggest any non-wrestling fan stop reading now, because you'll probably just be bored from here on in.

The show starts off with John Cena vs. Big Show(c), but I wasn't really expecting much to begin with so it wasn't too disappointing. But at least by the end Cena had finally won a belt for himself, the US title, but he really needs to be in the main event picture rather than being a midcarder like he is now.

Then we have the Raw Four Way Tag Team Championship match Booker T & RVD (c) vs. Dudley Boyz vs. La Resistance vs. Mark Jindrak & Garrison Cade. It wasn't anything special, but by the end I was happy to see Booker & RVD keep the Tag Team titles as the other teams just plain suck in comparison, and are too boring to be the tag team champs. Or in the Dudley Boyz case it's too redundant.

Next we have Chris Jericho vs. Christian in what the commentators was calling a love triangle for some reason, as it all started over Christian attacking Jericho's love interest Trish Stratus. Christian didn't really show any interest in Trish before Wrestlemania, he just kinda hit on her to play to the crowd and anger Jericho so it didn't make sense to call it a love triangle. Anyway, the match itself was easily the best of the night and backstage officials should definitely take notice and push both men as they are two very talented wrestlers. It ended very well though with Trish "accidentally" costing Jericho the match, then afterwards turning on him to join Christian in a "I like it rough" storyline I suppose.

Our forth match is Evolution (Randy Orton/Batista/Ric Flair) vs. Mick Foley and The Rock. Overall a good match, and in the end I expect Mick Foley and The Rock to win, but thankfully they kept it from being too predictable and had Randy Orton win by hitting the RKO out of nowhere and getting the pin. It was a good match.

The first interpromotional match of the night was next, the Playboy Evening Gown match, and it was pure garbage, that's all I need to say. If I wanted to watch this sort of thing I know where to find it, so I really am sick of seeing it on a WRESTLING show.

Next the Cruiserweight Open--I'm not going to even bother to say much about this. Chavo kept the belt, while better wrestlers got shafted just so we could see Rey vs. Chavo at the end. Ultimo, and Tajiri should have been the top choices to win, but Ultimo should have been the one to win it last night. I was disappointed with this a lot.

The second interpromotional match of the night Bill Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar, and it absolutely sucked almost as bad as the first one. Well, it was amusing hearing the crowd chant "You sold out!" and "Na, Na, Na, Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye" at Brock. This forced the commentators to talk about Brock leaving the WWE to join the NFL. Goldberg was also supposed to leave after Wrestlemania, and so he was booed as well, but earlier that day it was announced that Austin, Goldberg's real life friend, had persuaded him to stay. So they pretty much booed him for no reason. Overall the match was just boring, and short. Not worth the hyping it received. It ended with Goldberg winning via Jackhammer, and Austin Stunning both Brock, after Brock flipped the crowd off then Austin, then he Stunned Goldberg as well. Kinda stupid.

Next Smackdown!'s Four Way Tag Team Championship match between Rikishi & Scotty 2 Hotty (c) vs. The APA vs. The World's Greatest Tag-Team vs. The Basham Brothers. It wasn't that good of a match, and in the end Scotty and Rikishi kept the titles while two better teams, the APA and World's Greatest Tag Team, went without. That was just terrible. Well, at least those lousy Bastard Brothers didn't win the belts back. They're easily the worst Tag Team ever.

The next match up the Women's Championship between the champion Victoria and her opponent Molly Holly. It was kinda crappy as it was too short of a match, and since becoming a face Victoria rarely is allowed to get any offense in, in her matches. Anyway, it was amusing because the stipulation was that if Molly were to lose she would have to have her hair shaved off. Molly lost to a back slide pin out of nowhere, and attempted to run away but eventually was put in the barber chair and strapped down by Victoria. Now, anyone who's seen this sorta thing usually expects to see a small amount of hair to be shaved off, as this is the norm in Hair vs. Hair matches, not counting Angle because he was practically bald to begin with--however, Victoria didn't stop at a simple buzz cut for Molly, no, she went all the way and shaved her completely bald! I wasn't not expecting that. It was funny, and I'm actually looking forward to seeing how Molly acts on screen with the bald head now.

The next match is Smackdown! World Championship match between Eddie Guerrero, and challenger Kurt Angle. It was a decent match, and while I respect, even love, to see mat wrestling in a match, they just did too much. It slowed down the pace of the whole match and made it more boring than not. Still overall it was a good match, and it was also good that it ended with Eddie keeping his Championship as it would have been terrible for him to lose it after only having it for a month.

The third and last interpromotional match is here, the returning Undertaker vs. his brother Kane. This was just a waste of time. After all the hyping this match got thanks to the blatant lies that Undertaker would be returning to his "Dead Man" gimmick, he comes out dressed exactly the same as he was when he was the American Bad Ass. Okay, that was pure crap, but I was hoping at least to see him fight like vintage Undertaker--but again I was disappointed as he fought exactly like he did as the American Bad Ass. He wasn't different at all from when he left other than he grew his hair longer again, only slightly though, and he wore a black trench coat and cowboy hat to the ring with his old music playing and Paul Bearer at his side. The only thing vintage about Undertaker last night was the sit up, and his eyes rolling back occasionally. Besides that nothing at all. Then he pretty much crushed Kane, who also acted afraid the whole time even though he himself looked much scarier than Undertaker. It was pretty much a waste of time. I pretty much was hoping Kane would win after seeing this bullshit Undertaker return.

And finally Raw's Triple Threat World Championship match Triple H (c) vs. Chris Benoit vs. Shawn Michaels. This was a decent match, but Triple H and Shawn seemed to try keeping the match between themselves for the most part to make it more about themselves than it was about Benoit. But thankfully in the end Benoit had won by making Triple H tap out to the Crippler Crossface. Something I didn't expect to happen. Finally, we have someone who actually deserves to be a champion with the World title. It ended nicely with Eddie Guerrero congratulating his friend Chris Benoit for finally winning the World Championship after chasing it for, I believe they said, eighteen years.

It was good,but nothing really special. It should have been much better for a Wrestlemania.

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Saturday, March 13, 2004


   LOOK AT THIS!!! ANOTHER CRAPPY UPDATE!!!! YAY!!!! YIPPY!!! AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT!!!!
I'm sitting here bored out of my mind, I fell asleep around eight o'clock, woke up at midnight and here I sit. It's unusual for me to sleep at night, since usually I can't, but I guess I was just too tired to stay awake. Most of the time I have to exhaust myself before I can finally fall asleep, and so I usually sleep during the day. Very befitting of The Vampire: Ed though, I suppose. Why am I posting about this? Well, I don't know. Just looking for something to update myOtaku with, and I guess it doesn't hurt too much to finally talk a little about myself.

Not to mention I'm dropping in the ranks, people are getting bored with myOtaku and I can't have that. I must go higher! I wish to get into the top 20 at least. Why? Well, I don't know yet. I just want to. Got a problem with that?

Anyway, read this pile of shit post and then do what you like. No skin off my ass--well, I hope not anyway. I would assume that would hurt to have a raw ass. I'd need one of those big round inflatable donuts.

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Monday, February 16, 2004


  



I just took this personality test, and boy is it way off. What a pile of crap. Check out the results below.

HASH(0x85f669c)
Exhibitionist

The ULTIMATE personality test
brought to you by Quizilla

It says I'm an exhibitionist, but everyone who knows me, knows I'm pretty much the exact opposite of an exhibitionist. I hate talking to people, and I like to be left alone most of the time. In real life I can't stand talking to people, or being around too many of them.

So I officially dub this so-called "Ultimate" Personality Test a huge steaming pile of shit!




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Thursday, February 12, 2004


   HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!






All right, well I always get a bad wrap around this time of the year because, well, I'm a soulless vampire who can't love. But that's just total nonsense. I loved my Fluffy dearly, and I will miss her so. But I'll be dropping off a box of candy hearts at her tombstone in the pet cemetery. I had them specially made just for her.



Well, anyway, I wanted to wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day.

Soooooo...here's a heart of a different sort for all you romantics out there!






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Tuesday, February 3, 2004


   The Jackson family outrage continues!



It started off with the many charges against Michael Jackson for being a pedophile, a sexual deviant. As if that wasn't bad enough sister of MJ, Janet Jackson, along with accomplish, Justin Timberlake, pull a stunt where Janet's right breast was exposed for all to see during the Super Bowl half-time show.


Whoops, boob-o-rama for the football fans thanks to Mr. Timberlake.

Now, as if these two incidents weren't bad enough, it has now been confirmed that Michael Jackson will be establishing his own "soft drink" company called Jacko Drinks Inc. The problem isn't that he's establishing a "soft drink" company, but his main beverage campaign will be geared towards children. The "soda's" name? You guessed it, Jesus Juice. It was said that Jackson had offered wine to children to loosen them up, which he referred to as Jesus Juice.


Jacko's way of reaching out and touching the children.

"Michael told me, after I awoke later with a tingly privet region, that it was the spirit of Jesus telling me he loved me." One boy told police after finding an incriminating video of Jackson with said boy.

When questioned about his motives Jackson replied "It's love. We gotta love the children. What's wrong with that? Jesus Juice is the spirit of Jesus, and he allows children to have wonderful dreams while making them feel good too, and that gives me pleasure as well. What's wrong with that? What wrong with sharing a little Jesus Juice with a ten year old boy in your own bed? I mean really, where's the love?"

Many people were confused by his babbling, but it was quite evident that he was pleased with his actions.

Jesus Juice is set to hit store shelves February 10th, and the price will be $4.99 for a 6-Pack of Jesus Juice. But with recent events the government might step in and put a stop to the sale of this product.


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Thursday, January 29, 2004


   THE VAMPIRE: ED VERSION 2.0!!!

Behold the glory that is The Vampire: Ed Version 2.0!!! Oh yeah, TVE's been upgraded! Get amped for the vamp biatches!

All right, well anyway, I was bored and I had nothing to do so I've decided to be a stupid prick and update myOtaku to boast about my new myOtaku avatar that you probably would have noticed anyway. Yeah, I know. I'm stupid, but hey who the hell asked you?!--Right, anyway it's clearer and that new vamp picture just has better picture quality.





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Friday, January 23, 2004


   Nothing much to say so look at these!
Basically, I'm just doing this so I can make an update. That's it. But hey at least I'm a lot like some of the cooler characters out their, especially my two favorites Sephiroth and Vegeta.



theOtaku.com: What Anime Vampire Are You?


From "Final Fantasy 7"
What Video Game Villain Are You?





Bad-ass jerk

Find out what anime villan you are.






Kickin' Ass

Find out what anime character cliche you are.





Ripping Apart At The Seams

What Random Object From Ydoc Nameloc's Room Are You?



Sexy
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Lord of Vampires
What character from a creepy anime are you?




What Creepy Anime or Supernatural Anime Being Are You?



Strong Man
What's Your Anime Power?



The white dragon of mechs
What's Your Anime Weapon?







Take the Anime Sountrack Quiz



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theOtaku.com: What Anime Legend Are You?



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Friday, January 16, 2004


   In memory of my beloved Fluffy.


On December 12th 2003 my precious cat, Fluffy, fell in battle. Her life taken away by a baboon backed by the blessings of a priest. She fought valiantly, but in the end the holy powers of the priest's baboon overtook her. Charles is my friend, but it is his accursed cAttitude that put me in this position, it was like a virus infecting my very being. Upon seeing Fluffy tear a rat apart down a dark alley, I felt my cold black heart warm for the first time in many years. She growled, and hissed at me from a distance then slowly she calmed and approached me. We were inseparable from that moment on. Now, while I can blame Charles for my feeling of loss when Fluffy died, I also have to thank him for his cAttitude, for if it was not for him I would have never known the happiness of Fluffy's presence.

I transformed Fluffy into a vampiric cat to keep her by my side for the rest of eternity, her lust for mere rodents became a lust for human blood and flesh, but that damned priest ruined it all. She's gone, and now that I have this myOtaku account I will take this opportunity to hold a sort of funeral for her. I expect many to come and pay tribute to her, and say many wonderful things about her.

This thread is filled with banners I created in honor of her when she was still alive, and now for your very own viewing pleasure you can visit it and look upon her again.

Please pay tribute to Fluffy, and bask in the wonder that was her.

Oh, and make sure to sign my petition, thanks.

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