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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

   A nice story...

Yes, I have a nice short story I've written for everyone. Please read, and let me know what you think.

It was a Sunday morning in the middle of December with white snow covering the land as far as the eye could see. In the middle of the perfectly white snow sat a modest looking home, and on the mail box at the end of walkway there was a name: "Mickey Mouse."

Yes, this was the home of beloved world wide star, child of Disney Mickey Mouse. Mickey had been relaxing on his day off, and decided to step outside to see the perfect snow surrounding his perfect house as Disney would have drawn it himself. Mickey peered out the front door smiling at the abundance of white power covering his lawn, the perfect shade of white. Then Mickey's smile began to fade, he did a double take, he couldn't believe his eyes! Someone had vandalized his perfect snow with nasty foul integrity insulting words written in dark yellow! The words read "Mickey Blows!" Mickey cried and ran to the phone to call the police. Someone urinating in someone's snow in their front yard wasn't really considered a big deal, but seeing as Mickey was such a beloved character they rushed right over.

The police took Mickey's statement, and asked the neighbors questions. No one has seen a thing, it had went unnoticed in the middle of the night. So a picture was taken, and a sample collected. After a day or so of waiting and the police force working overtime for Mickey they had finally found their answer. Mickey heard a knock on the door, and answered the door slowly seemingly still traumatized by the situation. "Mickey Mouse? My name is Detective Kinkade, may I come in?" Mickey let the detective in immediately. "Did you find anything?" Mickey said in a trembling state with a squeaky stutter.

"Yes, we have. We have taking pictures, and collected samples and after numerous tests and comparisons we've got the answer to this case." The detective said feeling slightly ashamed of having to tell Mickey. "I think you should have a seat."

Mickey sat down on the sofa with his hands covering his mouth waiting in suspense to finally figure out who had done this to him. "Mickey, I'm afraid I have some bad news, and ever worse news." The detective said with a tear in his eye having to do this to his childhood hero.

"Mickey, after analyzing the urine." Mickey cringed at the word hardly hearing it in his perfect world. "Mickey, it's been determined that the urine belongs to that of your life long friend, Goofy. Goofy is the one who did this."

"What? But why?" Mickey began to say, but was cut off by the detective.

"Mickey, even worse news--" The detective said with a pause as Mickey sat on the edge of his seat with his big black mouse ears sticking straight up listening closely. "It was Minnie Mouse's hand writing."
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