Monday, September 25, 2006

i seem to be a magnet for strange events.......
today was weird...i went to school, opened up my backpack and there was a PLASTIC LOBSTER in it...and then my frind brandie and megan were having an argument about whether they're arachnids or crustacheans (sp? it's butchered...) and brandie was shaking ht e lobster at megan arguing about how its not an arachnid (which is true) until she realized what she was doing. then she quietly switched hands and started shaking her finger at megan...lol...then we had a study hall first period and i read most of deathnote 7. in chem we watched a video about water, andthen in german we were forced to learn and "sing" the apfelsaft (applejuice) song. it's about this kid that eats/drinks nothing other than applkejuice. then i got muse's knights of cydonia stuck in my head at the part "you'll never take me alive". i think d.n. 7 probably had something to do with it. i finished reading it under the desk. then we went to gym, an we walked around the track, which was torture, because they were setting up for hte schook picnic and we couls mell allt he food...then we went out to the picnic, ate, and did....nothing. we hung out in the bleachers, i edited brandie's story, and then i got the urge to draw. so i pulled out my sketchbook and the wind kept turning my pages, so i got really frustrated and took the shoelace out of my shoe and tied the pages down. then i stated drawing a sheep in wolf's clothing to change things around, and no one understood it. THE ORIGINAL PHRASE IS "A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING" AND THE WOLF WOULD DISGUISE ITSELF AS A SHEEP AND GO AMONGST THE FLOCK AND KILL THEM, SO I DECIDED TO CHANGE THINGS AROUND, ALTHOUGH I DOUBT THE SHEEP COULD DO MUCH. anyway, then we had to go to the other side of the stadum, and i had to hobble along. then i drew throught he pep rally,w hich sucked, while my friend rachel played with my kneaded eraser. by the end of the rally, i still hadn't fixed my shoe, so i hobbld inside to homeroom. once there, i attempted to fix my shoe, but i forgot that the plastic thingies on the end were gone, and i couldn't get the lace back in, so i tied the shoe to my foot and left for home. i went to my locker and grabbed my gymbag, coat, and the lobster, and walked outside. i must've benen a sight: WINDBLOWN HAIR, TONGUE OF SHOE CURVING STRANGELY TOWARD MY TOE, HOBBLING, PURSE, GYMBAG AND PLASTIC LOBSTER UNDER ONE ARM, NOTHING UNDER THE OTHER.... so yeah, it was weird........
THE END OF THIS DISTURBING TALE.
oh, yesterday i had the following thought (me reviewing a long route through school): so then i went to the office....wait...yes, no, maybe, no, i don't know, wait, did i?
~lord fluffy
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

you're probably getting really sick of hearing this, but....
i won't be on here for a while...school's started and i don't have as much free time...plus i've got a bunch of stuff going on, including an art class and a request from a friend to try to create a four page manga for a book she's doing, and i don't have much time to think of a story/draw it.....so i won't be on here at all (posting/commenting) for at least a month. sorry the world domination plot didn't get up, my server wasn't accepting it for some dumb reason. so long, and thanks for all the fish!
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Monday, August 21, 2006

tomorrow is doomesday!!
tomorrow i'm officially 16...but i've been saying that i'm "almost 16" since january, so...and i've celebrated my birthday already, which was....interesting...two people that i didn't even know were coming came (not that it's that bad...they just hadn't said that they were or weren't coming) and over half the people came late, but we played volleyball (or should i say "attempted" to play). we had our own version of "whose line is it anyway?" and a few other people and i pulled off an all nighter...which was good for me, since usually i'm in bed by 9:30-10 and can't stay up much later...we talked to my ouija board, and the same spirit stayed with us from 2 am until about 7:30 am...i won't put everything she said on here, because it's too long (we found out she was a 628 year old spirit; she was 16 when she died, and her name was megara), but she had a sense of humor...i asked a random silent question, and she spelled out U C 4 YOURSELF...then we were annoying her with questions like "do you like this music (gackt)?" and she got pissed off at us and when we asked her if she hated us, the slidy thing moved over to yes so quickly that it flew out from under my one friend's hands....but later she forgave us (she did that a lot...lol). other funny things she said/did:
do you speak spanish?
NO HABLA ES-(here the slidy thing moved to "no")
sprechen sie deutsch? (do you speak german?)
HUH
is paris hilton a whore?
WELL DUH
na doo da! (this was before she really started talking coherently)
STOP IT
so anyway, i had fun. and i forget what else i was going to say. so beware. soon i'll have my driving permit (as soon as i study the book...lol). sorry i didn't post sooner..still acomplishing nothing...although i'll post the first wd/d plot in my gallery and you can see the pathetic art with it.
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Friday, August 4, 2006

i won't be on as often anymore, but here are two rants! (sorry it's long)
i'm going to ask yhou to help me with someting: theotaku, xanga, and deviantart have been taking up a lot of time out of my schedule for doing things that i both want and need to do. i've kind of become "addicted" to it in a way, and i want to get my life back. i've unconscioulsy spent whole morings/days on them without realizing it. i want to draw and do all this other stuff, but every time i pass the computer room, i wonder if anyone's commented/updated, etc, and i feel really out of the loop if i don't go on for a day or so, even though it's normal to not be on for a week or so. i love all these sites dearly, but i never feel like i'm accomplishing anything. i've tried spending one whole day/morning devoted to catching up on them and then seeing if i can go the next few days without going on, but then the next day i decide to check if anyone said anything. so what i'm going to do, starting now, is spend one day a week on each site - monday (hopefully, these days may be switched around depending on my schedule) for xanga only, tuesday for theotaku, and wednesday for deviantart. this way i can at least accomplish something more in each day. if you catch me on any of these sites commenting, posting, etc. more than once a week, please tell me. it;s not enough for my own mind to tell me to get off anymore. thanks! and now for the rants!

why short people are violent (aka the teddybear rant): so many people come up to me and say stuff like "wow, you're really violent for a short person!" did you just call me short? i'll smash your face in!!!! short people have to be violent, otherwise you get the "teddybear" effect: "oh, you're so short and cute, i'd just love to give you a big hug and treat you like a little kid. you're so cute, you remeind me of a teddybear!" do i LOOK like a freaking teddybear to you? how would you like teddybear to chew your arm off! see? you can see the effects of it already. short people have to be violent. do you think that porcupines want to be spiny? nope! but if they weren't spiny, everyone would be giving them big hugs and bigger animals would be taking advanage of them. and, unfortunetly, short people don't have spikes (although that would be really fun!), so, naturally, short people are violent and defensive. so tall people beware!! short people will take over the world...muahahahahahaahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. and not with a teddybear army either!!!!

the complete fashion rant (you had part of this before, but this is the complete version): i'm so sick of all this fashion stuff. fashion is never staying the same. "vintage is in" oh cool! now i can wear all the ratty jeans that i previousl couldn't wear and get away with wearing comfy clothes all the time. "vintage is out" ah screw you! i'm wearing vintage anyway! it'll be back in in five seconds, anyway! then they start doing this thing with really bland shirts, pants, and shoes - they line them with a really awesome fabric. so i walk up to the shoe section and see this shoe that is this dark blue on the outside and has a really cool green stripe pattern on the inside. cool! i think. i put them on and HOLY CRAP!!!! WHERE THE HECK DID THESE UGLY THINGS COME FROM!!! WHERE'S MY GREEN STRIPE PATTERN!!!!!! and the same with the pants and the shirts. what's the point of having a cool pattern on the inside? i've been so tempted to buy those things anyway jsut to rip the cool fabric out. stupid fashon designers. then they're always saying "__is the new__" for example, "brown is the new black". no. black is black, brown is brown. black is hte color of the night sky, brown is the color of crap. granted, not all brown is bad, but it's not the same as black. two completely different colors. and brown definitely can't replace black in the "former" color combos. i'm sorry, but brown and pink doesn't look as good as black and pink or black and green or black and blue...black matches everything. brown does not. end of story. and pink will never be the new black!!! darth vader does not wear pink. end of story. skirts will never be the new jeans. skirts are girly, jeans are not. jeans last for a long time...skirts don't (unless yo're like me and never wear the ones you have). skirts fly up in the wind, jeans don't. jeans protect you against the cold and wind, skirts don't. jeans just plain rule! and skirts don't. end of story. and this is the end of the rant. now go do something productive!

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Monday, July 31, 2006

wow, haven't been on in a while, sorry bout that. i was on a 7 day cruise with my family. it was awesome! except for the fact that i was on a bunkbed above my parents' bed and my dad snores really loud and sometimes my mom snores too! quick synopsis of the trip, let me know if youwant more details.
day 1: arrived on ship
day 2: explored ship, learned layout
day 3: labadee, haiti. the mountains of haiti go right up to the edge and the woods called me the whole time we were there...i loved it so much! it was so beautiful...when i came home, i figured out why it called to me so much: the mountains there look a lot like our mountains and i rarely ever see our mountains form more than a distance. we spent most of the day on the beach
day 4: ocho rios, jamaica. went swimming with the dolphins at dolphin cove. not enough time to climb dunn's river falls
day 5: georgetown, grand cayman. went on a 45 minute boat ride out to a sand bar to swim with wild stingrays. as soon as we got there, we saw threatening storm clouds coming. too many people to really see the rays taht well. still had fun when the waves weren't going over my head inthe "shallow" water. as soon as we got back in the boat, the storm hit, the likes of it hadn't been seen by the island in 5 years...lol...huddled together trying to stay dry...obviolsy failed
day 6: cozumel, mexico: shopped, had a great time. shocked when bill for lunch came out to $275 until we realize dthat it was pesos, not dollars
day 7: day at sea: climbed a 30 ft rock climbing wall successfully (sore for a whle afterwards...lol) went ice skating. it took me a whle to remeber how to skate...lol

soanyway, had a good time. sorry to take up this much of your time with an extreemly long entry.

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Friday, July 14, 2006

the fidgety midget's tuna sub rant
so i walk into this sub place today for lunch and it's crowded and there are people in line ahead of me, so i stand in line, and the people in front of me are getting waited on and then this lady comes up behind me and the next person goes and waits on HER, not me!! and a few minutes go by until they finally notice me standing behind their freakishly tall counters that almost entirely obscure a 4 ft 10 1/4 inch tall person (which does not make me a midget :)!!!). and then they just happened to have this basket full of chips at this spot that perfectly obscures the customer's head. oh i'm sorry, i couldn't see you behind this ridiculously tall counter, and these chips cover up the three inches of you that aren't hidden behind the glass counter that i should be able to see through, and i thought that an almost 16 year old kid like you was a 10 year old child that was with this lovely lady that was standing behind you. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! it's like this in every single sub restaraunt, whether it be subway or quiznos or the farmer's market (where i was today). i want to strangle them!!!!! and then when they do finally wait on me, i get this old guy and when i tell him that i want a regular tuna sub on an uncut roll with nothing else, he flips out! no mayo? no veggies? no onions? no tomatoes? NO cheese??!!!NOOOO!! i said a tuna sub, not tuna-with-lettuce-and-onions-and-extra-mayo-which-shouldn't-be-added-to-tuna-salad-which-already-has-enough-mayo-on-it sub. and why would i want olives on a freakin' tuna sub??? jsut give me the freaking tuna!!! on a roll!! that's not cut up, because, despite popular belief, i can eat a whole 8 inch sub without needing it cut in half!! why do these stupid people think that any sane person would want all that crap on a sandwich anyway? i mean, who puts olives, tomato, swiss, american, provolone cheese, mayo, onions, extra salt/pepper, oil and a regular meat on a sandwich? that would taste horrible...and what's annoying is that even if i did get a whole bunch of that stuff on my tuna sub, then they'd question my sanity because of it being such a weird combination...and what is wrong with ordering a plain tuna sub? so what if i don't want any stupid lettuce...i love tuna salad, and i want a plain tuna sandwich (except as a sub), not a tuna and lettuce and tomato and onion and cheese sub!!!!! i wouldn't even be able to fit all that in my mouth at one time!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa stupid sub people. maybe that makes them "subhuman"...lol...ok, that wasn't funny. ohw ell...oh, another mini rant: i'm so sick of all these fashion thingies saying that "___ is the new ___" for example, "brown is the new black". no. i'm sorry. brown is not black!! chicken is never beef. black is black, brown is brown...and pink never will be the new black either!! you dont' see the evil guys wearing hot pink. you don't see ninjas wearing pink (unless you count sakura). and skirts will never be the new jeans!!! skirts fly up in the wind, jeans do not. jeans don't care if you get dirt on them, skirts do. jeans are versatile, skirts are not. and on and on. end of story. end of fidgety midget rants.
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Monday, July 10, 2006

it's been a while since i posted last....
i forget waht all's happened since i last posted. good stuff happened. and bad stuff, namely my mom's guinea pig dying. and a bad/good situation. i was going to go to a vestifal in western pa, but with all the rain it was cancelled, so instead of camping outin the mud/cold with 80,000 pepole, we jsut went to one of the family's houses and fit our group of aproximately 40 into their house for a week to eat up all the leftover food. it was fun. i ahven't been on because we've been ripping out carpet/replacing linoleum in our house that's been there since our house was built in 1979....and do you think i'll miss the carpet?? *heavy sarcasm* *sniffs* oh yellow carpet, i have one last thing to say to you....*evil voice* syanora baby!!! may you rot forever in the dump!!!! muahahaahahahahaaaaaaaaaa *trails off into eternity* if you want to see pictures of the not so extremem makeover, http://www.xanga.com/destroying_shadows_over_tokyo/506679998/a-lot-has-happened-since-my-last-entry.html there's a link...it's on my xanga site, and it is kinda hard to see, but they're there...more wd/d plots soon...hopefully...oh, i've graduated driver's ed...a little over a month until i'm 16...muahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
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Monday, June 26, 2006

   NEW WD/D PLOT (FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) PLOT W (I THINK THIS IS WHERE I LEFT OFF...IF I'M WRONG CORRECT ME) FOR WORLD DOMINATION/DESTRUCTION
ok. enough caps lock.
1/ fashion weapons out of duct tape
2/ fashion armor out of duct tape
3/ make soldiers out of duct tape
4/ ATTACK!!!!!!
5/ duct tape resisters. recruit people who like duct tape. have them help and use their ideas. duct tape resistors to ceiling.
6/ show naruto the wonders of duct tape. give him his onw supply and let him wreak havoc on the world. encourage him by putting him in a competiton against sasuke to see who can do the best duct tape job.
7/ proclaim self world leader when no one else can resist the duct tape madness., take army to duct tape starship, cover world in duct tape, andleave.
*muahahaaaaahahaaaahaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

~seafood
oh, i've updated my deviantart accout. http://apocalypse-song.deviantart.com/ i've put up pictures from my art class, including a really cool dragon. go there. now.
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Friday, June 16, 2006

   deviantart
i'm officially on deviantart! there's only one thing on there now (the same pic that i have on here), but i'll post more next week. my username is apocalypse-song. sunday was sha-chan's graduation party and it ruled... i'm going to miss her...she has a bamboo practice sword (i forget the official japanese name) and her boyfriend j-chan brought his too, so we were all sparring...sha-chan's younger brother skyler was evil with it...he would count "hits" (we did the sparring based on how many hits a person scored...to win you'd have to get 5 first) that really just grazed the clothing..and bythe way he was swinging, there's no way we could NOT have felt his shots...he was going more for a traditional battle than a spar...and he kept trying to do shoulder/head shots, all the while claiming that he wasn't going to hit anyone in the head/shoulders...and to think that he actually goes through trianing!! i don't train, and i'd actually never sparred before, and i seemed to know more than he did......anyway, i sparred with him, using a double-sword technique (he had the longer sword, i had the shorter one and a stick that was the same size) and i won according to all but him...i'm still confused about it, though, because i didn't even know how many hits i was going for...he said it was 5-7, because i had the extra sword, but everyone else said it was 5-5 anyway...if it was 5-5, then i won, because he said that he had scored 5 while i only had 6, so....i'm glad he kept score because i can't focus on score and the spar at the same time...then after that i was really tired and j-chan challenged me to a spar, and i told him it'd have to wait, b/c i was exhausted...then after a rest, brand-chan (sorry brand-chan, i know you hate being called that...or forlornspirit as you know her) challenged me and it was a good spar...she'd admit if i hit her, i'd admit if she hit me, and there were no headshots...i barely won (it was 4-4 up until the end). then after that i felt kind asick, and i feel really bad, b/c i never felt good enough to spar again that day (stupid allergies...they were making me cough and feel weird and i didnt' have medicine). so i still owe j-chan a spar....i'm really going to miss sha-chan....school just won't be the same....gotta go for now, sorry i haven't gotten to all your sites...oh, i'll try to post wd/d plots on deviantart, so you can see the original artwork with them, even though it's not the greatest, it's funnier with the sketches.

seafood (my new nickname, so people can call me "shrimp" indirectly and i don't care)

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Friday, June 9, 2006

   driver's ed
i had my first driver's ed class today (no, it's not on the road...just the classroom part...on the road hopefully in august/september, after my 16th on the 22 of august (it's too far away.....)). it was 5 hours, since it's the summer and they could condense it. i was expecting it to be boring, but i was wrong......dead wrong....
i don't think i learned anything, seing as this is the first day, but my teacher was very understanding of teenage attention spans, and he gave us breaks often...and he was always making jokes...this one time, he was demonstrating how to stop and look around at a stopsign, and soemone coughed weirdly and he was frozen in this weird pose, and he stared at the girl until we all cracked up...then he asked if someone put a "kick me" sign on him and someone said he had chalk on his shorts...then he went into a "raving" and ended up hitting himself with the chalkboard eraser so he really was covered in chalk.....then he was standing and somehow mistheard someone and it sounded like she said he looked like he was peeing himself, and then he said "now i know if i see soemone doing this *strikes lounging pose* i'll know what they're doing. i guess they're all really not just standing inthe ahlls..." and he went on and on about it...i almost cried i waas laughing that hard...then he kept making fun of this girl because her r lkooked like a v....so i guess that's about it...oh, iput up my first fanart. it should be appearing on the site soon. you know what that means? me, the un-tecchie, figured out how to get digital pictures onto the computer!!!! hahaaaaa now i can rulet he world!!! ok, so maybe not with this plot...i apologize for the picture quality....the picture is one of inuyasha in a graduation outfit, looking rather pisssed, saying "why am i wearing a skirt?!" (i made it as a card for my friend's graduation) and on the inside it says "is there such a thing asa happy graduation? happy graduation. hope yours was better than inuyasha's. inuyasha deserves ramen for this. inuyasha, why don't you sit down and i'll get you soem ramen...sorry." so yeah...hopefully i'll get some more art on here soon..oh, question: i drew a picture of a wolf gryphon (wolf head, eagle wings, lion body) in a mostly realistic style...would that count as original anime? it's not of any character from an anime, and i'm not sure how much the "original anime" title covers...if not, i'll just set up a deviant art account...hmm..maybe i'll post wd/d plots as taht so you can see my "wonderful" sketches of the end of the world.....
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