Monday, June 5, 2006

davinci code
i saw the davinci code in the theater not too long ago with forlornspirit...it ruled!!!!!! good acting, awesome soundtrack, and an awesome story...the movie was pretty by the book, but it was off at a few places with details i won't disclose because you should read the book and go see teh movie yourself...and now into a rant (sorry there ahve been a lot of these lately...)
i don't see why the Church is so upset at the movie/book! i'm a christian of sorts (mostly christian, mixed in with other random theories and disagreeing with some major christian beliefs) and i don't see what's wrong with it...he wrote a book of "fiction" he's not saying "this is true!!! this is the reality!!" he wrote a book based on the theory that jesus was married to mary magdalene and they had a daughter and the holy grail isn't a cup but is the body/bones of m. magdalene...they seem to think that it's saying that jesus was a bad person and that it says that he wasn't divine, etc, but it does nothing of the sort!! it says that they question jesus's divinity, but it doesn't defame him by saying he was, lets say, a criminal or something. and even if it did say that he wasn't divine, what's so wrong with that idea? isn't that exactly what the jews think? they believe jesus existed,b ut that he wasn't the son of god..tey still think he was a great person, though...if they get so upset at this, shouldn't they just start a whole other holocaust? at the end of the book/movie, they even say that jesus was a great eprson....the church never objected to this stuff (the idea of jesusxmary m.) has been around for a looong time..only now that it's popular do they complain...and they shouldn't even worry about the "truth" being revealed (documents proving the bloodline) because in the book it mentions how it would cause chaos: people wondering what to believe in, turning to crime, lynching the bloodline, etc. that it is almost certain that the truth will never be known...i get so fed up with religion when it goes like this....feh...
Non rant secion: so yeah, i loved the movie...and silas was cool...i was so sad he died!!! (whoops, spoiler...but you probably would've guessed it anyway) he was an awesome character, even though he was "bad"...i truly felt bad for him...i wanted to give him a hug and tke him out for ice cream...ok, maybe not, but he was awesome...rip silas..plus he was albino...and speaking of albinos, do human albinos have red eyes? all my sources disagree...this guy who was complaining about the use of a villanous albino (who was albino himself) said that human albinos had blue eyes (like silas in the movie) not red eyes (like silas in the book)...then i hear that edgar and johnny winter (musicians, both albino brothers) possibly have red eyes, and that true albinos have red eyes..but...ahg!! if only sources could agree...now i'm going to have to do internet research...oh welll.....
your future world leader
new wd/d plot hopefully later this week
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Thursday, May 25, 2006

i look like i was attacked by a kung-fu chicken!
ok, so after i hit myslef in the head with the door, the next day i'm carrying 5 aluminum baseball bats after gym, and i'm holding three in one tiny hand, two in the other, and the bats are resting on my shoulders...and i try to switch tem around because i was losing control (i'm still walking) and the one bat bounces and hits me in the head, right where the door hit me! so now i have a really weird bruise that looks like a chicken foot...a straight line from the door, and somehow, two lines off to the side that look like toes.....luckily it's not that noticable.......then in bio yesterday, my friend katelyn and i were in the back room of bio land, doing the alternate assignment for dissecting a frog, and we had to draw a diagram of the heart...hers ended up looking like a reindeer and mine looked like a happy weird alien dude...so the weird week continues...and then at youth group we did a race where 4 people had to carry a fifth and run around a group of chairs with out crashing and the best time won...(of course, i got to be the lucky one that was carried) i almost got my arm ripped out...lol...then htis one group had 6 people, andthey carried two, and they tried three times, but they wrecked every single time...lol...anime cosplay (dress-up) day at school tomorrow...i'm going as toboe from wolf's rain..can't wait!i have to use duct tape bracelets instead of silver ones, though..oh well..yay for duct tape! more world domination plots as soon as weird stuff stops happening to me! i promise!
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Monday, May 22, 2006

   a strange weekend full of food, cool artwork, weird potato dumplings, and hot asian guys
sorry to not have the next wd plot up yet, but my weekend was too weird not to share..if you missed the last plot, it's last entry, and there's a couple others before it...this entry is long, i'm sorry...so yeah...my weekend was weird...to start things off, i went up to nyc again on a bus trip with my grandparents. on the way up, i sat next to my grandpa, who is six feet tall, and takes up about the space of one and a half people, so i was crammed against the window. then, as soon as we get off the bus, i see this really beautiful asian person, and waht bugged me is that i couldn't tell if it was a hot guy or just some random pretty girl! it was annoying, because one second it was a hot guy, the next second it was a pretty girl and it kept switching back and forth!! agh! so i never did find out if it was a hot guy or not (hoping it was!!!) but that sent me on a little "mental mission" to find hot asian guys. luckily, we did a lot of walking, so i had plenty of time to look. so then we go to grand central station, and i get in trouble with the security guard for taking pictures of hte train tracks. then we walk to the illustrator's museum and saw awesome artwork from their annual scholarship competion...i actually liked the student art better than the permanent collection that they had showing (they were only showing part of it and it was mostly black and white sketches) because it was all original and different. so then we walk to the international food festival and i still haven't seen anyhot guys; asian or not. so i get an asian kung-fu generation song stuck in my head (they're an awesome band! check them out http://ajikan.24ji.net/ to hear audio) and i started mentally referring to asian hot guys as "ajikan" which is the nickname for asian kung-fu generation, because ajikan is full of hot asian guys (specifically japanese)so then i decided that since i can't refer to hot asian guys as "ajikan" i changed it to "aji-kun", -kun being hte japanese honorific usually used when talking to a male friend. so anyway, i bought this strawberry crepe at the festival and stopped to eat it, but it was really windy and the wind blew thje confectioner's sugar all over me and my black shirt...so i brudhed it off and sat on the opposite side of the street. as i ate, i was thinking about how sad i was that i hadn't seen any aji-kun yhet...then i started thinking "wouldn't it be awesome if one had to sit down on the curb next to me and started talking to me, even if it was just asking me what i was eating" so then i'm focusin gon my crepe and i see feet approaching me and i'm thinking "is this going to actually be an aji-kun?" so i hear a voice and the person sits down next to me and i look up, hoping to see an aji-kun, and there's this middle aged white man...so disappointing....but then after that, i saw loads of aji-kun! but then again, there was a lot of thai food at the festival, so....and then we stopped at a stand to eat fresh watermelon, and the stand was manned by aji-kun, and we stood and ate by them, so i got to watch the aji-kun preparing food...then i needed to take a dump, and we couldn't find a bathroom, and i found this prta-potty and waited in line for it, only to find the seat soaked and no toilet paper...so i had to wait, but i'm glad i did. then one point during hte day i saw this oldish lady wearing a red dress, a gold jacket, red shoes, and red fishnet tights....scary...then this lady walked past me wearing this weird pointy fancy hat and she just randomly stopped, stamped her foot angrily, and walked offf. then this bus goes by covered in real underwear...i think it was an ad for all small and mighty, but i don't knowl..,it was weird...then yesterday i went to the german restaraunt (the alpenhof) with german club, and i got saurbraten (like roast beef) and it came with a side of this really weird potato stuff that was like mashed potatoes, but it was shaped into an apple-sized ball, and if you poked it it would shake like jello...and if you smashed it with your spoon, it fixed itself, and youi had to cut it with a knife..so then we started doing experiments on a piece of it: we cut of part of it and dropped it in a glass of water to see if it'd float, and it instantly sank..byt then a gain, the whole thing weighed pretty much if youlifted the whole ball with your fork...then we stirred up the water and made the potato dance...we laughed for minutes on end...then we put other stuff in the water and acted immatuere...so that concludes the weird weekend, but today i hit myself in the head with the front door. i was coming home wht a project under my arm and my hands full, fumbling with my key, and i try to keep the spring-loaded screen door oopen and i can't and it comes back and hits me in the head....lol...lol...so that concludes the weirdness...thank you for your time
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Friday, May 19, 2006

   plan x for world domination/destruction
1/ forge twin blades capable of cutting through anything, including the bgarrier between worlds.
2/ open a "window' to the world where socks and other random items disappear to
3/ bring inhabitants (lost pets/hamsters, etc and residents of sock world) and random objects back to earth. gather minons on earth.
4/ smother world with socks, etc, from stolen starship. dominate world.
5/cut earth into itty bitty pieces
6/compress the pieces using acme compressing machine until earth remains are teh size ofa pea. stand on remnants and scream"i'm on top of hte world" and similar things. do "midget tall dance" (thsi thing i do when i'm taller than somethingthat's usually taller than me-i place my hand on top of it and skip around it) around earth.
7/ flush earth down toilet. move on to new planet.
the end!!!
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Thursday, May 18, 2006

   i know i promised another world domination plot, but....
i forgot my stupid wd notebook at skool, which really annoys me because earlier this week i tried to post but didn't have time to finish it, and now i have plenty of time and i don't have the notebook!! i'm sorry...hopefully it'll be on tomorrow...so anyway, following up to the evolution entry i wrote, evolution coincidences have been occurring...i went to nyc and went to the natural history museum and they just happened to have an exhibit on evolution/darwin/etc (i couldn't see more than the horse fossils in it...not enough time :( )it was nice to be in a place so supportive of evolution...then on sunday, the simpsons revolved around evolution!! i felt exactly like lisa did, and pretty much the same thing is happening in our school (a little less extreme though) when i saw the episode, i was so happy, i could've jumped up and started screaming while running around in little happy circles, but i din't because the episode was still going on and my parents were there....anyway, i had a strange dream last night. i've beenthinking a bout inuyasha lately because i've seen all the way up to the episode before "strange guards at the border to the netherworld" and the plot's getting rally good, and i had a dream that sesshomaru had gotten frustrated that he was given tenseiga instead of tetsusaiga, and he stuck tenseiga in the ground and left it there. i came along and found it, and (because of my theories about tenseiga being a way to get to the netherworld) i picked up tenseiga and decided to take it to inuyasha and the gang in hopes that it would help them. so i wrapped up tenseiga in some cloth and tried to hide it in my coat so no one would know i was carrying a magic sword and would try to steal it. so i was travelling with it and then tenseiga started to absorb the cloth, curve, and the handle part started to look like the head of a dragon while the rest started getting scales (it was still all metal and nonliving) then the dream ended. proves my insanity. along with the new word i invented: fffffffffwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhh. or, for short, fweaueagh. it means: indescribable and is pronounced "fwee-ah-oo-ee-aa-g-h" and can be either a positive "indescribable" (as in indescribably awesome "anime is fweaueagh") and is said long adn drawn out in a high pitched voice, or it can have a negative meaning (as in, "my german teacher/class is fweaueagh", meaning indescribably horrible) and is said short and fast in a low voice. i love inventing words.
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Friday, May 12, 2006

Plan Y for world domination/destruction
finally i add another one on here!! i'm really behind, though, since i'm all the way up to T (i'm going backwards through the alphabet). so anyway, here is plan Y, created by my friend liz and i during a study hall in school (you'd be surprised how inspiring boredom is..lol)
1. infect water with unknown chemical.
2. hand out free candy that will react with the chemical
3. everyone will turn into a rabid wombat
4. hijack the magic school bus and leave the world for the wombats. some of the wombats will travel far when their tongues freeze to the back of our speeding bus (a parody on weird al yankovic's song "your horoscope for today" "Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus"
wow, that's probably one of my shorter plots. i'll add another one later in the week (i'm trying to keep these posts shorter)

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Thursday, May 4, 2006

   still looking for anime characters that blur the gender line....
see some previous entry for details. time's running out, if you want to help, i'm giving you until the 19 of may. i probably have enough characters as is, but...anyway, before i say anything else, a warning: this entry may get highly opinionated. you have been warned. ok, now for the real post.
we're getting into the "origins of life" section of biology, which, with all the "evolution vs. intelligent design" crap going on, has become biased and it makes me mad. i go into class, hoping to hear equally ballanced arguments for both sides (and alternate theories, because i'm curious what peole that don't believe in either believe in) but it's extremely biased towards the "intelligent design" theory. AAAAAGGHHH!!!! not that i'm not religious or anything (and i DO believe in this "evolution crap" thank you very much), it's just that i don't consider intelligent design something that really needs to be mentioned in school. it's not scientific. science should be taught in science class. plus, with the whole new law thing, it seems that they have to talk about ALL the flaws of the evolution theory to make people happy. hello!! it's a THEORY!!! theories aren't necessarily proven fact!! and while some of the major flaws should be talked about, with the rate that we're going, the theory of evolution will be reduced to nothing but a wives' tale. it's really getting annoying. it got to the extreme today where we were talking about the likeliness of evolution occurring and we had to do this worksheet where there were a bunch of items listed (rock, car, computer, stalactite, cloud, screwdriver) and we had to use common sense to say what was man-made and waht wasn't and then answer a question about if we saw a pattern among the non natural and natural things, so it would help us form an opinion about evolution...but with the way that it was set up, it was pretty much like saying "look, see how something intelligent had to intervene? see how the natural stuff is asymmetrical, fairly random, and doesn't seem to have an organized structure?" and the final question on the paper (i can't remember how it was worded exactly) asked something about "judging by your answers to the previous questions, does it seem like evolution could happen naturally" or something like that...it practically forced you to agree with intelligent design!!! it made me really mad, because i had to somehow "agree" that evolution didn't seem to fit in with natural processes. to avoid saying outright that it seemed like it wasn't right, i said something along the lines of "according to these examples, evolution does not fit" but i hated doing it. and it doesn't help that my bio teacher is one of the leaders in students for christ, which i am in, and he knows me fairly well, and now i feel like i can't say how i truly feel...this is not what i need! i just finished getting over religious issues at the beginning of this year (i was second-guessing what i believed in, and i didn't even know what i believed in anymore)which tore me apart, and i don't need a repeat of stuff like that. it doesn't help that i live in the "bible belt" (the area that includes central pennsylvania, some of ohio, and i forget wehre else) that is full of people who think you have to believe their way or die, and it is majorly republican (no offense, republicans (i'm an independent)..you're not all that bad...i do have republican beliefs, too.), so they're all pro "intelligent design". agh. whoooooo i feel better now. sorry, taht was long. i'll try to write shorter entries. oh, how do you guys make a layout? mine is..um...dull. and i have tech issues...lol...any help is appreciated! thanks!
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Friday, April 28, 2006

quick post because i haven't had time to get on here
ok, random post. i was doing quiz thingies on my xanga site, and it made me think of some really funny/stupid things i've said, so i think i'll post them on here. "ah, love is in the air. makes me want a chainsaw." (i'm obviously not a very romantic person), *obviously spazzing* "I AM NOT SPAZZING!!!!!!", "my brain has liquified and was running out my ears, only to be crystalized due to the ineffectiveness of this building's heating system, therefore i cannot hear you."
"*touching pimple on eyelid* i have a pimple on my eyelid and it hurts when i touch it." friend "then stop touching it!" me "ok *stops touching pimple*". five minutes later "*touching pimple* ow this really hurts!!!" and the grand finale: (excuse the story with it, it needs major explaining) we're studying the vietnam war, and because of all the different views on the war, he called a couple people up to the front of the class, assigned us all "roles" and we had to act them out with the other people, and the other class members had to guess what role we were (kindof like "whose line is it anyway?"). anyway, i had to be a south vietnamese citizen who was upset at the americans for relocating me to a sucky relocation camp and then burned my village. so while the tacher's telling everyone else their roles, i'm thinking through what i'm going to do very calmly. "ok, i'll say something about the americans being stupid, them burning my village, and how i'm not happy with them in vietnam, and i'll talk in broken english really fast like i think vietnamese would do" but when it came time to act it out, someone acting as an american spoke, and then i screamed, really really really really loud "YOU STUPID AMERICANS!!! YOU BURN MY VILLAGE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" while waving my hands around like i was trying to slap someone (http://www.xanga.com/pink_queen23 kind of like how i was swinging my hands around in the second to last video on the bottom of my friend's xanga...except i wasn't laughing or smiling, or pretending to swing a machete...i'm the crazy one with glasses, if you couldn't guess already. don't ask about the video...my friend and i were filming ourselves on her digital camera after school and acting weird)....when i went "aaaaagh!" and started waving my hands it was because i forgot all my rational thoughts of what to say next. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE EXTREME LENGTH OF THIS ENTRY!!! IT'S REALLY FUNNY (I THINK) AND IF NOTHING ELSE, JSUT READ THE QUOTES AT THE BEGINNING SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH YOU'RE DEALING WITH...LOL. anyway, if you noticed in the video, i look rather harmless...muahahahahahaaaaa....commmon misconception...i love to freak people out because i look so innocent and then i say something totally evil and they freak out...lol...oh, do i look blonde?? people keep saying i'm blonde, and i know i'm not, but it bugs the heck out of me, so please let me know if i look blonde. oh, i'm still accepting anime "crossdressers" for the quiz (see previous entry.) ok, this is long, so i'll go now.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

because of the list i am currently making of anime characters that look like the opposite sex, i will just be editing the top part of each post instead of updating, so that the updated list can be viewed. i'll leave it on for a month or so, publish it on xanga, leave it on there for a few weeks to make sure they all see it, and then post the results on here. for those of you that are confused, here is the list/explanation. so far, i haven't had anyone make any additions yet.
i love to freak out non-anime people by showing them anime characters that look like the opposite sex, and i want to make up a quiz to put on my xanga for them where they have to figure out whether the character is a guy or girl...and i was wondering if anyone had any ideas. so far, i have toboe from wolf's rain, blue from wolf's rain, ayame - fruits basket, ed elric - fullmetal alchemist (i hate to do this to him, but the long hair throws people off), yuki - fruit's basket, momiji-fruits basket, ritsu-fruits basket, shuichi shindou-gravitation, haku-naruto, kurama-yuyu hakusho (is there a space between yuyu??) and that's all i can think of right now...if you ahve any ideas, just leave a comment with a pic of the character and a bit about them (i.e. for ritsu: guy! he is not gay, but crossdressing calms his nerves.) for when i write the answers...i'll be sure to post the quiz on here and give you all credit, too.
all help is appreciated
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

   run for your lives!
run for your lives! gather all your prized possesions (or just anime stuff, a tv, food, and a computer) and get into the nearest basement, bomb shelter, etc. the apocalypse is upon us! i wore a skirt to school today. it was the first time i'd worn a skirt to school since about third grade (not counting the times i've had to dress up for the chorus/band concerts). the only reason i wore it was because, as an easter gift for my dad who keeps insisting that i dress nicer, i told him i'd wear a skirt to school. it wasn't as bad as it could've been...the skirt was actually kinda cool...it was a gypsy skirt, very big, loose, and flowing, so i didn't have to worry about underwear showing (except when i was getting on the bus and stepped on the front and nearly pantsed myself), and i might've enjoyed it except for the shoes. i was wearing these flip-flops with a really uncomfortable part that goes between your toes...and i had to walk across the school at about 100 mph...then i had major stair issues and friends who tnought they were going to die of fright and those people who kept complimenting me (just like my dad said they would *shudders* and now he says i should wear skirts more often *shudders* it's a no-win situation...) so anyway...it's over. but continuing on the clothing topic, i can officially say that i've been cross-dressing. not taht it was that hard, as i was cosplaying toboe from wolf's rain, and he looks a lot like a girl (see picture at http://inuplace.50webs.com/Imagens/Toboe/4.gif), but it was fun! oh, speaking of cross-dressing, i love to freak out non-anime people by showing them anime characters that look like the opposite sex, and i want to make up a quiz to put on my xanga for them where they have to figure out whether the character is a guy or girl...and i was wondering if anyone had any ideas. so far, i have toboe from wolf's rain, blue from wolf's rain, ayame - fruits basket, ed elric - fullmetal alchemist (i hate to do this to him, but the long hair throws people off), yuki - fruit's basket, momiji-fruits basket, ritsu-fruits basket, shuichi shindou-gravitation, haku-naruto, kurama-yuyu hakusho (is there a space between yuyu??) and that's all i can think of right now...if you ahve any ideas, just leave a comment with a pic of the character and a bit about them (i.e. for ritsu: guy! he is not gay, but crossdressing calms his nerves.) for when i write the answers...i'll be sure to post the quiz on here and give you all credit, too. i'm really mad...i missed the naruto mini-marathon b/c my parents had to see the enhanced version of "the sting' on amc..AGH!!!!!!! *twitches* going through naruto withdrawal...dang, all my entries are super-long..........
me
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i have found someone who has the naruto marathon on tape!! unfortunately, i'll only get it monday.....
anime characters that blur the line between male and female update: envy - fullmetal alchemist and shippo - inuyasha. oh, female characters that look like guys will also be accepted...with the way i wrote it, i think it sounded like i was only looking for crossdressing guys...bit part charaters are ok too
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