Tuesday, April 11, 2006

   i had a REALLY weird dream...........
so yeah...i had a really weird dream. and, of course, it had to do with my favorite anime, fullmetal alchemist (you: not again!!! don't you have anything to say other than something about fma? me: i think, but i forget. also, there's no need to put this on my xanga, because not many people there would get what i'm galking about...anyway, i'll try to talk about something not fma related...lol) anyhoo...it started with me on yock island (i think....it was a jungle-ish island, and, since i had recently seen fma reruns on yock island, i kinda figure that it was there. for those of you who don't know what it's like, it's a small island in the middle of a lake that is uninhabited, but the main characters whent there for their training and in more recent episodes, meet up with their major enemies there) so anywya, i was on the island and the bad guys were there (called homonculi, they're like super-smart, usually (dare i say) cool and very strong zombies (they're failed attempts at bringing back dead people, there are seven and each is named after one of the seven deadly sins (and sports an appropriate personality) and has random superpowers)- and immortal unless killed (yes, i know it's a contradiction, but they won't die unless they're killed a certain way, thus they are immortal (live forever) unless killed) and they were plotting something (i forget what) and they decided that i was a threat to their plan (though why i don't know....) and they sent gluttony (this really fat, stupid homonculus taht loves to eat humans and has acid saliva http://www.sonymusic.co.jp/Animation/hagaren/chara/gluttony01.jpg see a picture at that link) and i'm guessing they didn't see me on the island, so i quickly went home (though how i got there i don't know...and went from anime to real life). so then i'm sitting in my house, and i let my mom know that i knew gluttony was coming (i didn't tell my dad, he wouldn't have understood who he was, seeing as he doesn't watch anime) and i knew that gluttony would be walking under the water and then onto land, and would be coming to my house. so i sat at my big picture-window, staring out at the street, waiting for my doom. then i saw the lights in the houses across the street start to go out, and i knew that gluttony was here and was chewing on power lines (though why he would eat them when he only eats humans i don't know...) so i ran, told my mom, and waited on the part of the stairs that is below the door (inmy house, the door is on ground level, but a set of stars goes up to the main floor and another goes down to the basement). gluttony ate through the door and started up the stairs, and was talking to my mom, asking wehre i was (completely ungluttony-like - he would've eaten everone inthe neighborhood just to be safe) i ran down into the laundry room to get laundry soap to throw at gluttony, because i thought it would taste bad and might somehow hurt him....(remember, this is a dream. i have no ocmmon sense in dreams...my typing's gettin g really bad.....) finding no full bottle of detergent, i went upstairs to find gluttony searching for me (where my mom was i don't know...i don't think she was eaten...) he saw me and started chasing me around the little wall that separates the living room from the kitchen and dining room and has two archways at either end, so you can turn it into a kind of racetrack. i knew i had to fight back, so i tried hitting him with a dining room chair, but i could barely lift the thing over my head, more or less swing it at him, and he easiliy stopped my advance and threw the chair aside, saying "you're too slow". so i ran around between the two rooms, trying to find another weapon (apparently, i was a stupid human in this dream; if it had been the self i always imagine in my daydreams about fma, i would've sliced him to bits with my alchemized katanas or turned into an animal and attacked or used alchemy or....) then i met up with him in the living room and, trying to distract him, said "look on that paper *gestured towards one of many papers cluttering the room* it has information about where ed is on it (i guess that's the info they wanted from me, although i didn't know where he was...i never even met up with ed in the dream :( )" needless to say, gluttony didn't fall for it. he said "i don't believe you, so i ran for it and ran into the other room. then i heard him say "just to be safe, i'll check the paper anyway: jsut as i thought, no information". then he came over to my side again and started looking at the clutter on the dining room table. i tried to hit him with a chair again, only to have the same thing happen (but WHY i din't think of hte impressive set of sharp nives we have hanging up in our kitchen instead of an obviously too heavy chair, i don't know) so then i run to the OTHER side (AGAIN!!) and he comes over and this time i try to hit him with our vacuum cleaner, which had miraculously appeared in our livingroom since i had last been in there. of course, i could barely swing the dumb thing, so he said "like i said before, you're too slow" (a line i think i remember from some naruto episode??or soe anima show anyway) then i woke up, thinking it was about time to get up. turns out, i had about 3 hours to go, so i drifted in and out of sleep for a while...wow that's a rally long entry. better stop for now.
annoyingly yours,
the shadow wolf whose name is unknown
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Monday, April 3, 2006

   fullmetal flatulence
most of you are probably looking at this and thinking "what the *&$%?!!" believe me, it has meaning and i'm not making fun of fma (as if someone like me would make fun of their fav. anime.....) anyway, i set up the vcr to tape the rerun of fma on the weekend. i was watching it last night and all of a sudden my mom says "jess, did you hear that? i think i heard a fart!" so i rewound it and played it again, and sure enough, there was a fart! we cracked up, thinking it was a fluke, only to find farts strategically placed throughout the entire episode! i laughed so hard i was shaking and could barely breathe! i called my friend to try to explain it, and she could barely understand me (not that anyone can normally, with my 100 mile an hour speech). we wondered waht was up with taht (the only reason i wasn't mad was b/c it was an episode i've seen a lot of times) and i found out that it also happened to ghost in the shell and some others (i think) because it was april fool's day...i'm just glad it wasn't a new episode...some character speeches were cut out and replaced entirely in farts, the best one being at the end when ed is supposed to be saying to rose about getting up and walking forward, since she has two good legs, etc. that speech was replaced with farts (you only saw ed from behind) and then rose gets all upset and al appologizes to her for the way ed is......lol...you've got to watch it! *attempts to shove videotape into cd rom drive, breaks computer* whoopsie! *fixes computer with alchemy* doesn't sound as funny in writing, but i have a way of ruining these things. my art class is over for now :(. hopefully she'll be doing a second session of it. we had to do expression/emotion drawings, and one of the things we had to do was draw a human face and an expression on it. one option was a person laughing and it reminded me of somebody's avatar on here of naruto pointing a finger at you and laughing his head off. so, with that idea in mind, i tried to draw a person laughing. i succeded, but people are so freaking hard to draw!! lines appear on people's faces when they laugh, and if you draw the lines, they look old! anyway, i didn't intend the picture to look like anyone in particular, even though it was based off of naruto, so it ended up looking like a realistic weird blonde guy with semi-long hair that was really scruffy and a badly proportioned finger pointing at you. i showed it to my dad, who thought it looked like edward elric from fma, which it truly looked nothing like, except for maybe the blond hair and the length of the hair in front...he said it looked like an anime character, but i din't see the resemblance...oh well. i'd post it on here, except i don't have a scaner and i'm to stupid to figure out how to get it on anyway..lol. i'll try to get on here more, but no guarantees. i'm finally starting to write a story that i've been wanting to do forever, soo.......i'll try to be on about twice a week...hopefully no long absences like i'v ehad in the past
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Monday, March 27, 2006

   i'm back!
i'm back! a lot has happened since last time. samurai champloo ended, and i liked the ending. do any of you like samurai champloo? i know forlornspirit does, but i don't know anyone else who does and it buggs me...a lot. fullmetal alchemist ended and i almost cried, which says a lot, because i'm very emotionally stoic. i only ever cried at one movie/book, where the red fern grows. i don't remember why i cried, it was that long ago, but probably because the poor little puppies died. i'm that kind of person: i prefer animals to people. in a monster movie, i don't care if the people die, jsut so long as the pets live. most times anyway. anyway....whooo i really got off track tere, i can't wait for the fma movie. does anyone know when it's supposed to come out? i know it's already out in japan and has english subbies, but i want to be able to have it in english with japanese as an option, because i want to watch it both ways. oh, say "what time is it, ed?" you: um...ok. what time is it ed? me: you did not say it. you just thought it and read it along with the rest of my entry. come on, jsut say it, nice and loud so i can hear you over the fma soundtrack. you: but you wouldn't hear me anyway and it's stupid. me: grrr. stupid tall person. anyway *pulls out replica of edward elric's pocketwatch and opens it up. on the inside, it reads "don't forget 3.oct.10" just like the real thing.* i love this thing!!! it was kinda expensive, but it's worht it. ohter than the fma sountdrack, manga, and this, i have no anime merchandise. how sad. must resove to buy more. oh, something really weird happened. i bought a military-style jacket taht kinda reminds one of fma (you can tell this is my fav. anime, right?) and i put it through the wash. when i took it out, there was this hole in the lining and my mom showed me, saying stuff like "you'll have to fix it, it must have been the dryer, etc." then we noticed WHERE the hole was. the hole was in the back of the jacket, around the top of the chest, in the exact spot, in the same shape and size where envy stabbed ed. very odd. my hair is about the same length as ed's, and sometimes it looks the same color (at least according to some photos), and my left and right footsteps sound different. creeepy, huh? and then i found this necklace yesterday that looks like a trandumutation circle, hence why i bought it. wow, i've said a lot about fma, so now i'll talk about another one of my favorite animes: NARUTO!!!
naruto is cool. i miss it not being on. oh well...next month we get lots of new episodes!!!! yay! oh, i can tell naruto has made an impression on me because i was in art class and the teacher was talking to a frustrated student and said something i don't remember, but ended the statemnet witha normal "believe it." and what should suddenly echo through my mind other than naruto's key phrase "BEEEEELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!" then this other girl in the class (also a naruto fan) starts cracking up, then i start laughing and my mom does too, because we all knew what the other was thinking. wow. that was long. i should go now.
ed
oh, just when i thought no none else would be called ed, now there's some guy named eduard (i think that's how he spells it) in our school and i almost answereed to when someone called him. darn, will i ever be able to find a name that no one else is called that does not releate to me being a short person?
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Monday, March 6, 2006

   AAAAAAGGHH!!!!
grrr...both fullmetal and samurai champloo ended in extreme cliffhangers....and to make matters worse, after i watched samurai, (oh, for those of you that don't know, they are searching for the samurai who smells of sunflowers, and they're getting close) and to make things worse, we went to staples and there was this printer ad that had a big sunflower on it. then i go to my friends and we watch under the tuscan sun and there was this scene with huge sunflwer feilds, like in samurai. then i go to walden's and there's this book with art from the edo period (that's when samurai takes place) and some pics look eerily similar to the pictures in the intro...oh, i promised i'd tell the "jess's (that's my real name...i hate it) mom" inuyasha story. we were cleaning up our xmas supplies and we have this huge funnel-thing with a dipstick taht we put in our xmas tree's base so we can water it without crawling under the tree. my mom picks up the funnel, holds it at her side, and yanks out the dipstick and yells "TETSUSAIGA!!!!" and gets this really feirce look on her face...lol...i have her trained to like anime...oh, i've started borrowing my friends dvd's of wolf's rain...it is so good!!! i love it!!
plan zz top for world domination/destruction:
1. send out midget army (see other entry for more info) to find zz top (a very hairy rock group)and dvv (not his real name, he's this really hairy guy at my youth group...his beard stops about one inch from his chest hair...he's coated in thick, dark hair and he wants more...why we may never know) and find nuclear waste/radioactive products and feed it to them so they grow to an immense size.
2. give them an ultra-hair tonic so their hair grows so long that everyone but my army suffocates and dies (we watch from my starship built from hair). the hair is so thick it cannot be cut.
3. leave in hair starship and dominate some other world. if you're wondering about the "destruction" part of this, the world collapses because of the immense weight of the hair.
that's not my best world domination plan, but then again, if you know dvv, it's funnier. most of my plots are longer. so long,
ed
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Monday, February 27, 2006

   manga
mangamangamangamangamangamangamangamanga!!!! i love manga. it gets me through school. i read it under my desk. i can't wait for the 6th fullmetal alchemist book to come out! i'm considering buying naruto too, because the most recent episodes (friday at 12, sat. at 9) have increased my liking of it and dramatically shifted my favorite character. sasuke was my favorite character, because he's cool, and naruto used to annoy me (partly because of the voice actor. there is a word for voice actor, and i think it's something like seiyuu. correct me if i'm wrong). but naruto makes me laugh, and now all of a sudden he's my favorite character and sasuke slightly annoys me, but i still think he's cool. sakura still gratly annoys me. 'sasuke! sasuke!' can't she say anything else?! on to the next subject...uh, what was i going to say? oh yeah, i got the fullmetal alchemist ost. 3 last week! asfddffsaaflkjlkjsfdjlfjkljlfsjklfjlkasfjlk!!!!!! *does happy dance* i got it on tuesday and it was supposed to come friday. i was experiencing withdrawal from friday through sunday, because i had the songs stuck in myhead and i wanted to listen to them, and i couldn't because my aunt was here. there was this one point when my aunt and mom were very intently cleaning our bathroom closet and my dad was probably back at the computer and i was drawing a stupid american flag for art class (don't laugh! i hate the american flag! and drawing all those little stars is annoying! and she said we couldn't draw a different country's flag! grrr...oh well, at least i know how to draw a waving american flag now.) and i probably could've gotten away with playing the disk on our wonderful stereo system (on the same floor as most of our living space), but i din't know how my aunt would react (she probably wouldn't care), my mom wouldn't care, in fact, she'd love it (hahaa! i've made her an anime/manga fan! i'll have to tell the tetsusaiga story sometime), but my dad? i didn't know, b/c we had the radio on and i didn't know if he wanted to listen to that or not. oh well, i'm listening to fma ost 3 now. when the first track came on (no idea of the name, i can't read japanese :(. it's buy asian kung fu generation and it's the current intro song for fma) i started doing the midget hyper happy dance, which is what i do when i hear a really good song i like and can't dance, so i run around in circles until i'm too tired to move. ok, enough said. i love anime and manga.
oh, i should be on here more often now! yay.
edward elric
(yes, i am female, and i am not blonde (though some think so). i don't have a metal right arm and left leg, and i can't do alchemy in this world. i don't have a younger brother, and my mom is alive, and i don'thate my dad. so why am i ed? because i freak out if someone calls me shrimp! and i'm short, and i act a lot like ed. i'm obsessed with food, and my friends all call me ed. therefore, i am edward elric.)
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Monday, February 13, 2006

   world domination and destruction plot for earth Plan Z
i wish you guys could see my illustrations for htese (i made them while in shcool), but oh well.
1. find the subtle knife. the subtle knife is capable of opening a "window" between worlds (see books "the golden compass" (prequel of a sort), "the subtle knife', and "the amber spyglass". good books. read them).
2. bridge gap between various worlds and gather potential soldiers. i will venture into the other worlds and gather various creatures and sentinent beings (including anime/manga characters).
3. form midget army. army includes(i am very lenient: some tall people are allowed, because they have pledged allegiance and offer some great skill):
edward elric (fullmetal alchemist), alphonse elric (his armor is tall, but his real body/soul is short, so he's allowed. he's also from fullmetal), hiei (yu yu hakusho), shippo (inuyasha), yoda, r2d2, forlornspirit (she is tall, but has sworn allegiance b/c of hiei being in my army...lol), gollum/smeagol, frodo, bilbo, merry, pippin, sam, yahiko (rurouni kenshin (spelling?)), flurf (a creature i created...a ball of fluff with upright ears, big eyes and a mouth about half the size of its body), rabid sloth/wombat (two creatures i've created), wolves, ferrets/weasels, badgers, tigers, kitsune (japanese multi-tailed foxes (they gain a tail for either every 100 or 1000 years of life) that can shapeshift), werecats, random rodent life that i call widgets (from my doodle notebook...the name comes from a misunderstanding), lemmings, maddog the hamster of happiness (*sniff* waaahh! i miss him...the hamster from bio class), bats, naruto (from naruto), and laci the spider (she is my giant, shiny black spider friend that saved me from almost certain death from boredom in math class in 8th grade. she's not evil.)
4. unleash pink fuzzy leeches. they will make people go insane and dispose of opposers.
5. find and alchemically (see fullmetal alchemist) revive maddog, the hamster of happiness. i will use alchemy to revive the body (i'm a shapeshifter, i can afford to lose a leg) and take the subtle knife and go to the underworld and reunite body and soul. maddog will make people so happy that they go insane, their souls will leave their bodies in an attempt to follow him, those against happiness will die, or they will go into a happiness-induced coma and die.
6. form a lemming regiment for my army. the lemmings will trick people into thinking the're kamikaze pilots (tjey're actually not suicidal), and people will be scared to death by their sheer numbers.
7. unleash the ravens (the're in my army...i think i forgot to put them in there on the list) and fellow short people to seek revenge on tall people. the crimson raven will lead the ravens to victory (for strategy, see "the birds' by alfred hitchcock, they will not have a calm time though), and the army will find more recruits. ed will lead the army, since he's in the military and knows more than i do about how it funcitons.
8. sing my chemical romance songs with army and my friend susan (who will, whith her dark knowledge, find mcr and bring a complete song list and lyrics for everyone) and we will sing until remaining people go insane.
9. take over world (what's left of it) (i will proclaim my self as leader), and light world on fire while playing violin (which i do not play. for reasoning, the one crazy roman emperor played violin while rome burned), triggering apocalypse. open window to anime world and take minions there. my friend phoenix will control the flames and burn the tall people.
the end! this is probably my best plot...so far..muahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
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Tuesday, January 31, 2006

   wolf's rain
hello all! have any of you read the wolf's rain manga or seen all of the anime? i just finished reading the manga and i REALLY don't get the ending. i'm guessing they found paradise and are still alive and that those two kids are the ones blue was talking to, but other than that...my friend forlornspirit has read them too and she's confused too...that proves it's not just my little brain...please help!!!!!!!!!
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Thursday, January 12, 2006

   the list of why's
these are all original ones that i have made up:
why do we bang our heads against a wall when we're frustrated even though we know it won't help and will cause brain damage?
why is is so simple to fall asleep in a public place and so hard to fall asleep when you're supposed to?
why do we laugh at our own laughs?
why do we flip through the tv channels really fast when we're bored and looking for something to watch, even though we know that you can't even see what's going on when you flip through that fast?
why do we feel tempted to touch wet paint to see just how wet it is?
why do we find death funny (at least i do)?
why are we tempted to try to make the soda machine work when there is an "out of order" sign?
i forget the rest i made up, due to lack of sleep...will post the rest later.
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Friday, January 6, 2006

   they're coming to take me away!!!!
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you
Not to go because I'd go berserk?

WELL,

You left me anyhow and
Then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely
out of my mind,

AND

[chorus 1]
They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where Life is Beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those Nice Young Men
In their Clean White Coats
And they're coming to take me AWAY,
HA HAAAAA

You thought it was a joke,
and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED
When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid,

RIGHT?

You know you laughed.
I HEARD you laugh, you laughed
And laughed and laughed
And then you left,
And now you know I'm Utterly Mad

AND

[chorus 2]
They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the Happy Home with Trees and Flowers
And Chirping Birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to Take me Away,
HAHAAAAAAAAA

I cooked your food,
I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds

HUH?

Well, you just wait,
They'll find you yet,
And when they do, they'll put you in
the ASPCA, you mangy MUTT,

AND

(chorus 1)
(chorus 2)
(chorus 1 trailing into mumbles in the distance)
-Napoleon XIV "They're coming to take me away"
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Tuesday, December 27, 2005

   first post
look! an evil looking smiley!...lol...i entertain too easily...xmas went great...i got a killer rabbit plushie (from monty python) and now i can take over the world!!! muahahahahaahahahaha! i also got an ice cream maker, fullmetal volumes 3 and 4, and the first dvd. i got the forgotten on dvd and miyuzaki's spirited away on dvd. not much else to say...*drools on keyboard* ooh shiny object *runs toward "shiny object" and falls on face*

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