Monday, February 13, 2006

   world domination and destruction plot for earth Plan Z
i wish you guys could see my illustrations for htese (i made them while in shcool), but oh well.
1. find the subtle knife. the subtle knife is capable of opening a "window" between worlds (see books "the golden compass" (prequel of a sort), "the subtle knife', and "the amber spyglass". good books. read them).
2. bridge gap between various worlds and gather potential soldiers. i will venture into the other worlds and gather various creatures and sentinent beings (including anime/manga characters).
3. form midget army. army includes(i am very lenient: some tall people are allowed, because they have pledged allegiance and offer some great skill):
edward elric (fullmetal alchemist), alphonse elric (his armor is tall, but his real body/soul is short, so he's allowed. he's also from fullmetal), hiei (yu yu hakusho), shippo (inuyasha), yoda, r2d2, forlornspirit (she is tall, but has sworn allegiance b/c of hiei being in my army...lol), gollum/smeagol, frodo, bilbo, merry, pippin, sam, yahiko (rurouni kenshin (spelling?)), flurf (a creature i created...a ball of fluff with upright ears, big eyes and a mouth about half the size of its body), rabid sloth/wombat (two creatures i've created), wolves, ferrets/weasels, badgers, tigers, kitsune (japanese multi-tailed foxes (they gain a tail for either every 100 or 1000 years of life) that can shapeshift), werecats, random rodent life that i call widgets (from my doodle notebook...the name comes from a misunderstanding), lemmings, maddog the hamster of happiness (*sniff* waaahh! i miss him...the hamster from bio class), bats, naruto (from naruto), and laci the spider (she is my giant, shiny black spider friend that saved me from almost certain death from boredom in math class in 8th grade. she's not evil.)
4. unleash pink fuzzy leeches. they will make people go insane and dispose of opposers.
5. find and alchemically (see fullmetal alchemist) revive maddog, the hamster of happiness. i will use alchemy to revive the body (i'm a shapeshifter, i can afford to lose a leg) and take the subtle knife and go to the underworld and reunite body and soul. maddog will make people so happy that they go insane, their souls will leave their bodies in an attempt to follow him, those against happiness will die, or they will go into a happiness-induced coma and die.
6. form a lemming regiment for my army. the lemmings will trick people into thinking the're kamikaze pilots (tjey're actually not suicidal), and people will be scared to death by their sheer numbers.
7. unleash the ravens (the're in my army...i think i forgot to put them in there on the list) and fellow short people to seek revenge on tall people. the crimson raven will lead the ravens to victory (for strategy, see "the birds' by alfred hitchcock, they will not have a calm time though), and the army will find more recruits. ed will lead the army, since he's in the military and knows more than i do about how it funcitons.
8. sing my chemical romance songs with army and my friend susan (who will, whith her dark knowledge, find mcr and bring a complete song list and lyrics for everyone) and we will sing until remaining people go insane.
9. take over world (what's left of it) (i will proclaim my self as leader), and light world on fire while playing violin (which i do not play. for reasoning, the one crazy roman emperor played violin while rome burned), triggering apocalypse. open window to anime world and take minions there. my friend phoenix will control the flames and burn the tall people.
the end! this is probably my best plot...so far..muahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
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