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Monday, March 6, 2006


   AAAAAAGGHH!!!!
grrr...both fullmetal and samurai champloo ended in extreme cliffhangers....and to make matters worse, after i watched samurai, (oh, for those of you that don't know, they are searching for the samurai who smells of sunflowers, and they're getting close) and to make things worse, we went to staples and there was this printer ad that had a big sunflower on it. then i go to my friends and we watch under the tuscan sun and there was this scene with huge sunflwer feilds, like in samurai. then i go to walden's and there's this book with art from the edo period (that's when samurai takes place) and some pics look eerily similar to the pictures in the intro...oh, i promised i'd tell the "jess's (that's my real name...i hate it) mom" inuyasha story. we were cleaning up our xmas supplies and we have this huge funnel-thing with a dipstick taht we put in our xmas tree's base so we can water it without crawling under the tree. my mom picks up the funnel, holds it at her side, and yanks out the dipstick and yells "TETSUSAIGA!!!!" and gets this really feirce look on her face...lol...i have her trained to like anime...oh, i've started borrowing my friends dvd's of wolf's rain...it is so good!!! i love it!!
plan zz top for world domination/destruction:
1. send out midget army (see other entry for more info) to find zz top (a very hairy rock group)and dvv (not his real name, he's this really hairy guy at my youth group...his beard stops about one inch from his chest hair...he's coated in thick, dark hair and he wants more...why we may never know) and find nuclear waste/radioactive products and feed it to them so they grow to an immense size.
2. give them an ultra-hair tonic so their hair grows so long that everyone but my army suffocates and dies (we watch from my starship built from hair). the hair is so thick it cannot be cut.
3. leave in hair starship and dominate some other world. if you're wondering about the "destruction" part of this, the world collapses because of the immense weight of the hair.
that's not my best world domination plan, but then again, if you know dvv, it's funnier. most of my plots are longer. so long,
ed

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