Tuesday, April 11, 2006

   i had a REALLY weird dream...........
so yeah...i had a really weird dream. and, of course, it had to do with my favorite anime, fullmetal alchemist (you: not again!!! don't you have anything to say other than something about fma? me: i think, but i forget. also, there's no need to put this on my xanga, because not many people there would get what i'm galking about...anyway, i'll try to talk about something not fma related...lol) anyhoo...it started with me on yock island (i think....it was a jungle-ish island, and, since i had recently seen fma reruns on yock island, i kinda figure that it was there. for those of you who don't know what it's like, it's a small island in the middle of a lake that is uninhabited, but the main characters whent there for their training and in more recent episodes, meet up with their major enemies there) so anywya, i was on the island and the bad guys were there (called homonculi, they're like super-smart, usually (dare i say) cool and very strong zombies (they're failed attempts at bringing back dead people, there are seven and each is named after one of the seven deadly sins (and sports an appropriate personality) and has random superpowers)- and immortal unless killed (yes, i know it's a contradiction, but they won't die unless they're killed a certain way, thus they are immortal (live forever) unless killed) and they were plotting something (i forget what) and they decided that i was a threat to their plan (though why i don't know....) and they sent gluttony (this really fat, stupid homonculus taht loves to eat humans and has acid saliva http://www.sonymusic.co.jp/Animation/hagaren/chara/gluttony01.jpg see a picture at that link) and i'm guessing they didn't see me on the island, so i quickly went home (though how i got there i don't know...and went from anime to real life). so then i'm sitting in my house, and i let my mom know that i knew gluttony was coming (i didn't tell my dad, he wouldn't have understood who he was, seeing as he doesn't watch anime) and i knew that gluttony would be walking under the water and then onto land, and would be coming to my house. so i sat at my big picture-window, staring out at the street, waiting for my doom. then i saw the lights in the houses across the street start to go out, and i knew that gluttony was here and was chewing on power lines (though why he would eat them when he only eats humans i don't know...) so i ran, told my mom, and waited on the part of the stairs that is below the door (inmy house, the door is on ground level, but a set of stars goes up to the main floor and another goes down to the basement). gluttony ate through the door and started up the stairs, and was talking to my mom, asking wehre i was (completely ungluttony-like - he would've eaten everone inthe neighborhood just to be safe) i ran down into the laundry room to get laundry soap to throw at gluttony, because i thought it would taste bad and might somehow hurt him....(remember, this is a dream. i have no ocmmon sense in dreams...my typing's gettin g really bad.....) finding no full bottle of detergent, i went upstairs to find gluttony searching for me (where my mom was i don't know...i don't think she was eaten...) he saw me and started chasing me around the little wall that separates the living room from the kitchen and dining room and has two archways at either end, so you can turn it into a kind of racetrack. i knew i had to fight back, so i tried hitting him with a dining room chair, but i could barely lift the thing over my head, more or less swing it at him, and he easiliy stopped my advance and threw the chair aside, saying "you're too slow". so i ran around between the two rooms, trying to find another weapon (apparently, i was a stupid human in this dream; if it had been the self i always imagine in my daydreams about fma, i would've sliced him to bits with my alchemized katanas or turned into an animal and attacked or used alchemy or....) then i met up with him in the living room and, trying to distract him, said "look on that paper *gestured towards one of many papers cluttering the room* it has information about where ed is on it (i guess that's the info they wanted from me, although i didn't know where he was...i never even met up with ed in the dream :( )" needless to say, gluttony didn't fall for it. he said "i don't believe you, so i ran for it and ran into the other room. then i heard him say "just to be safe, i'll check the paper anyway: jsut as i thought, no information". then he came over to my side again and started looking at the clutter on the dining room table. i tried to hit him with a chair again, only to have the same thing happen (but WHY i din't think of hte impressive set of sharp nives we have hanging up in our kitchen instead of an obviously too heavy chair, i don't know) so then i run to the OTHER side (AGAIN!!) and he comes over and this time i try to hit him with our vacuum cleaner, which had miraculously appeared in our livingroom since i had last been in there. of course, i could barely swing the dumb thing, so he said "like i said before, you're too slow" (a line i think i remember from some naruto episode??or soe anima show anyway) then i woke up, thinking it was about time to get up. turns out, i had about 3 hours to go, so i drifted in and out of sleep for a while...wow that's a rally long entry. better stop for now.
annoyingly yours,
the shadow wolf whose name is unknown
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