Friday, April 28, 2006

quick post because i haven't had time to get on here
ok, random post. i was doing quiz thingies on my xanga site, and it made me think of some really funny/stupid things i've said, so i think i'll post them on here. "ah, love is in the air. makes me want a chainsaw." (i'm obviously not a very romantic person), *obviously spazzing* "I AM NOT SPAZZING!!!!!!", "my brain has liquified and was running out my ears, only to be crystalized due to the ineffectiveness of this building's heating system, therefore i cannot hear you."
"*touching pimple on eyelid* i have a pimple on my eyelid and it hurts when i touch it." friend "then stop touching it!" me "ok *stops touching pimple*". five minutes later "*touching pimple* ow this really hurts!!!" and the grand finale: (excuse the story with it, it needs major explaining) we're studying the vietnam war, and because of all the different views on the war, he called a couple people up to the front of the class, assigned us all "roles" and we had to act them out with the other people, and the other class members had to guess what role we were (kindof like "whose line is it anyway?"). anyway, i had to be a south vietnamese citizen who was upset at the americans for relocating me to a sucky relocation camp and then burned my village. so while the tacher's telling everyone else their roles, i'm thinking through what i'm going to do very calmly. "ok, i'll say something about the americans being stupid, them burning my village, and how i'm not happy with them in vietnam, and i'll talk in broken english really fast like i think vietnamese would do" but when it came time to act it out, someone acting as an american spoke, and then i screamed, really really really really loud "YOU STUPID AMERICANS!!! YOU BURN MY VILLAGE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" while waving my hands around like i was trying to slap someone (http://www.xanga.com/pink_queen23 kind of like how i was swinging my hands around in the second to last video on the bottom of my friend's xanga...except i wasn't laughing or smiling, or pretending to swing a machete...i'm the crazy one with glasses, if you couldn't guess already. don't ask about the video...my friend and i were filming ourselves on her digital camera after school and acting weird)....when i went "aaaaagh!" and started waving my hands it was because i forgot all my rational thoughts of what to say next. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE EXTREME LENGTH OF THIS ENTRY!!! IT'S REALLY FUNNY (I THINK) AND IF NOTHING ELSE, JSUT READ THE QUOTES AT THE BEGINNING SO YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH YOU'RE DEALING WITH...LOL. anyway, if you noticed in the video, i look rather harmless...muahahahahahaaaaa....commmon misconception...i love to freak people out because i look so innocent and then i say something totally evil and they freak out...lol...oh, do i look blonde?? people keep saying i'm blonde, and i know i'm not, but it bugs the heck out of me, so please let me know if i look blonde. oh, i'm still accepting anime "crossdressers" for the quiz (see previous entry.) ok, this is long, so i'll go now.

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