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Friday, May 19, 2006


   plan x for world domination/destruction
1/ forge twin blades capable of cutting through anything, including the bgarrier between worlds.
2/ open a "window' to the world where socks and other random items disappear to
3/ bring inhabitants (lost pets/hamsters, etc and residents of sock world) and random objects back to earth. gather minons on earth.
4/ smother world with socks, etc, from stolen starship. dominate world.
5/cut earth into itty bitty pieces
6/compress the pieces using acme compressing machine until earth remains are teh size ofa pea. stand on remnants and scream"i'm on top of hte world" and similar things. do "midget tall dance" (thsi thing i do when i'm taller than somethingthat's usually taller than me-i place my hand on top of it and skip around it) around earth.
7/ flush earth down toilet. move on to new planet.
the end!!!

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