Monday, September 25, 2006

i seem to be a magnet for strange events.......
today was weird...i went to school, opened up my backpack and there was a PLASTIC LOBSTER in it...and then my frind brandie and megan were having an argument about whether they're arachnids or crustacheans (sp? it's butchered...) and brandie was shaking ht e lobster at megan arguing about how its not an arachnid (which is true) until she realized what she was doing. then she quietly switched hands and started shaking her finger at megan...lol...then we had a study hall first period and i read most of deathnote 7. in chem we watched a video about water, andthen in german we were forced to learn and "sing" the apfelsaft (applejuice) song. it's about this kid that eats/drinks nothing other than applkejuice. then i got muse's knights of cydonia stuck in my head at the part "you'll never take me alive". i think d.n. 7 probably had something to do with it. i finished reading it under the desk. then we went to gym, an we walked around the track, which was torture, because they were setting up for hte schook picnic and we couls mell allt he food...then we went out to the picnic, ate, and did....nothing. we hung out in the bleachers, i edited brandie's story, and then i got the urge to draw. so i pulled out my sketchbook and the wind kept turning my pages, so i got really frustrated and took the shoelace out of my shoe and tied the pages down. then i stated drawing a sheep in wolf's clothing to change things around, and no one understood it. THE ORIGINAL PHRASE IS "A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING" AND THE WOLF WOULD DISGUISE ITSELF AS A SHEEP AND GO AMONGST THE FLOCK AND KILL THEM, SO I DECIDED TO CHANGE THINGS AROUND, ALTHOUGH I DOUBT THE SHEEP COULD DO MUCH. anyway, then we had to go to the other side of the stadum, and i had to hobble along. then i drew throught he pep rally,w hich sucked, while my friend rachel played with my kneaded eraser. by the end of the rally, i still hadn't fixed my shoe, so i hobbld inside to homeroom. once there, i attempted to fix my shoe, but i forgot that the plastic thingies on the end were gone, and i couldn't get the lace back in, so i tied the shoe to my foot and left for home. i went to my locker and grabbed my gymbag, coat, and the lobster, and walked outside. i must've benen a sight: WINDBLOWN HAIR, TONGUE OF SHOE CURVING STRANGELY TOWARD MY TOE, HOBBLING, PURSE, GYMBAG AND PLASTIC LOBSTER UNDER ONE ARM, NOTHING UNDER THE OTHER.... so yeah, it was weird........
THE END OF THIS DISTURBING TALE.
oh, yesterday i had the following thought (me reviewing a long route through school): so then i went to the office....wait...yes, no, maybe, no, i don't know, wait, did i?
~lord fluffy
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