Friday, May 18, 2007

   Realization
I have realized I don't want to rule the world. I just want the status of ruleing the world. And if I were to ever say 'I rule the world' really lound and to no one in particular, nobody, and I MEAN NOBODY! Would have the balls to say 'Shut up', or 'Dumbass!!!'. That is all I want out of life... that and a snickers, it satisfies and changes the world. (i'll chop off your head if you don't agree with me.)
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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

   ooo la de da de da
yeah randomness falls into play here with.............i like pie............party hard die young!!!! that's advise from the almighty one: me! and that's all the news for today. We'll see you next time, on BS news..... *news room music*
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Monday, September 4, 2006

   YAY!!
It back up! It's back up!! My Fanfictions are up yes!!! *Gets up and does a really stupid looking dance on the chair while everyone stares at me...* ME:Uhhhh...I can explain this! Ooo look umm.. the easterbunny!!! EVERYBODY: *looks oposite direction* ME: *Runs for the door*
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   AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGG!!!
NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ahh the greatest thing ever, caps lock) Back to what i was saying *cough*screaming*cough* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes a deep breath* o.
Fanfiction.net has been down for god knows how many hours and it's driving up a fu*kin' wall, DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!! (Thanx god for this awesomely awesome button) Why me, god, why?? *starts screaming like madman, people in white coats come in and put me in a very uncomfterble jacket with all these intriging little straps and hall me off to a pretty little room with pillow covering every inch* ooooo! a qurter!!! *jumps up and down in excitement*
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   Joke someone told me!
There's a cucumber, a pickle, and a dick in the same room. The cucumber says, "My life sucks when i get big, fat, and juicy I get skined, cut up, and put in a salad." The pickle says, "You think you've got it bad! When i get big, fat, and juicy I get put into a jar filled with spices and vineger!" Then the dick says, "You think you guys got it bad! When i get big, fat, and juicy they stick some sorta weird rubbery thing over my head, and throw me in a dark, wet room and bang me up against a wall until i throw up and pass out!"

(yes i know a pickle is a cucumber before it's stuck into the jar of unknown liquid! So don't go telling me kay??)
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   evil thoughts....
my dad has just broke his leg, even a slight bump can cause an un-nerving pain through out his body, yes i am going to go get a bat and beat the living sh*t outta his leg until he beggs for murcey! ha like i'd show it! J/K!! i was seriously thinking it though a few moments ago when he said there wasn't enough icecubes in his water. (Is it just me or does that sound like he's taking this whole thing a little bit too far and dragging me to hell with it??)
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