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Monday, September 4, 2006

   Joke someone told me!
There's a cucumber, a pickle, and a dick in the same room. The cucumber says, "My life sucks when i get big, fat, and juicy I get skined, cut up, and put in a salad." The pickle says, "You think you've got it bad! When i get big, fat, and juicy I get put into a jar filled with spices and vineger!" Then the dick says, "You think you guys got it bad! When i get big, fat, and juicy they stick some sorta weird rubbery thing over my head, and throw me in a dark, wet room and bang me up against a wall until i throw up and pass out!"

(yes i know a pickle is a cucumber before it's stuck into the jar of unknown liquid! So don't go telling me kay??)
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