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Tuesday, July 5, 2005


   SotD, Comic, Dreams, and 4th of July
Well last nite was alright. The BBQ was good, as always. But anyway. Fireworks. Good. But dangerous. My neighbor launched one and it landed in the yard across from us. And there was fire. So me and my dad had to put it out before it spread and hit the car, which woulda been disastourus, but pretty cool.

Then I fell asleep. And I had a dream. It was about the girl I had a crush on and asked out last year. But she had moved. Then, in my dream, she came back. But I didn't know where the hell we were. We were on the cruise I took, i think. Anyway, I was happy, but she was blonder than ever. So I was assigned to help her.

Then I woke up.

Then I went back to sleep and had another dream. I was in a cornfield or somethin', but I didn't have a shirt from what I could tell in my dream. Anyway, a limousine comes and picks me up. Well I obviously knew the people in the limo, but it was a beautiful blonde girl and her mother. She said somethin' about her wantin' me. I had no clue what was goin' on. Then I woke up again.

Song of the Day: "Step Up" by Linkin Park

"Step Up"

Watch as the room rocks
Men only moonwalk
Mixed media slang
Banging in your boom box verbal violence
Lyrical stylist
In a time when rock hip hop rhymes are childish
You can’t tempt me with rhymes that are empty
Rapping to a beat doesn’t make you an MC
With your lack of skill and facility
You’re killing me
And a DJ in the group just for credibility
I heard that some of you are getting help with your rhymes
You’re not an emcee if someone else writes your lines
And rapping over rock doesn’t make you a pioneer
Cause rock and hip hop have collaborated for years
But now they’re getting randomly mixed and matched up
All after a fast buck and all the tracks suck
So how does it stack up? None of it’s real
You want to be an emcee you’ve got to study the skill

Who can rock a rhyme like this?
Bring it to you every time like this?
Who can rock a rhyme like this?
Step, step up, step, step up

So you pick up a pen and write yourself a new identity
But mentally you don’t have the hip hop energy
With a tendency to make up stories
Sounding like the only hip hop you’ve heard is top 40
And your record company is completely missing it
All the kids are dissing it for not being legitimate
So in a battle you can't hack it
React with whack shit
And get smacked with verbal back flips
Get your ass kicked by fabulous battle catalysts
It's taken decades for emcees to establish this
You’re new to hip hop and welcome if your serious
But not on the mic
Leave that to the experienced

(Using the waves of sound the true master paralyzes his opponents, leaving him
vulnerable to attack)

[Chorus (2x)]

(After years of pain staking research by the world's leading sound scientists, we
here at the sound institute have invented a reliable audio weapons system. Actual
movement of musical sound in space used to carefully attack and neutralize the
cellular structure of the human body, and the question must be asked.)

[Chorus (2x)]

Mixed Media.
Step up to the microphone
And you do it like this
(repeated)

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