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Thursday, August 12, 2004


Yes...sadly, it has come to this. The political elections are coming soon, and unfortunatly Tony has forced me into stating this in the open:

JOIN THE ALANITE PARTY!!!!

Do you love psychotic cyborgs? Are you tired of feeling like the only one who is not obsessed with a red-haired android or a negotiator?

Then join the Alanite Party!

For long cycles, Paradigm City has fallen prey to the rampages of the Black Megadues and it's megalomaniac Dominus Roger Smith.

With the Alanites in charge, no longer will you have to live in fear of your apartment sinking into the street.

With the Alanites in charge, no longer will you live in fear of falling manhole covers.

And with the Alanite party in charge, you will no longer live in fear of android women and black haired men and their obsessed fanbase.

Yes, we do have a slogan, but we do not need a Pledge of Allegience...we are better than that! Besides, Mr. Perez's pledge makes no sense! "Under Big O"...what does that mean? That they're being stomped by a megadues? Oh, joy! Er...never mind. "And Roger's and Dorothy's for All"...how will you manage that? By making clones? And who gets the original? Will you play favorites? And some people will feel left out...how cruel!

There is no cruelty in the Alanite Party. In the Alanite Party, everyone is equal. Except some are more equal than others...we will even install drills if members wish.

Make the right choice this season. Vote Alan for Paradigm President. Because Insanity is Quality.


Paid for by Concerned Citizens for Alan '04.


JOIN!!!

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