Wednesday, May 3, 2006

   funny quotes
"You're covered in trash!"
"Sometimes freedom means you have to sit in the trash."

"Oops" said by a bomb defuser
"DAMN!" said by same defuser
"BOOOM!" said by bomb whom defuser was just mentioned.

"Like a guy does stuff... you do stuff"
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Monday, April 24, 2006

LITTLE BOY YOUR GOING TO HELL!!!
thats a great song BTW. so is Master of Puppets by Metallica. im going to put that as my song the next chance i get.
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Friday, April 21, 2006

   stupid things!
my friends dad sent him this read it and wonder!
*Quote*
Worth the minute or so it takes to read!


Stress Management



A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "how heavy is this glass of water? " Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. "If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm. If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.
"In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes. "
He continued, "And that's the way it is with stress management. If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on. " "As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden. " "So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow. Whatever burdens you're carrying now, let them down for a moment if you can. " "Relax; pick them up later after you've rested. Life is short. Enjoy it!

And then he shared some ways of dealing with the burdens of life:
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
* Never buy a car you can't push.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg
to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
** A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour

*Unquote*

yes its weird. weird and funny!
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Thursday, March 30, 2006

Random quotes... OF DOOM!
"i think ill look up pussy... CAT!"

"Dad I can't eat meat i'm a vegetarian, OHHHHHH PORK!"

"Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, cant fool me again."

thats as many as i can think of. GIMME SOME NOW!
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Monday, March 27, 2006

i saw v for vendetta on saturday. its freaking awesome! anyways, my buddy sitting next to me is singing a really annoying song. yes thats right cameron im an ass.
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Friday, March 24, 2006

maths is funs! Englishes arnt
hey joo guyz iz be hating on teh englishes. Maths is funs, englishes arn't! lololollololollolololololol. teh Housecraft!!!!!!

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

   Teh Arfenhouse is teh awesome!
Has anyone ever seen Teh Arfenhouse? if not... YOU SUCK! go to google NOW and look up "Teh arfenhouse" Your computer will hate you other wise
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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

"Hey, you guys want some grapes?" "i'll have some, if you feed them to me... no im just kidding" "Let me feed them to you"

Yes thats actual dialogue. no im not stoned. or drunk. or moderatly stoned.

Anyways, im at school but its FREAKING LONG TODAY! an hour and 20 minute long periods.

Yes im serious.
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Friday, March 17, 2006

RR and wintw UNITE! (please come to the front office)
xvashx and i have had to unite to give you info on the countless idiots in jail.(see xvashx's site for more info)

im here at the site of a bank where just moments ago a man tried to fake having a gun in his pocket but he didnt put it in his pocket. yes thats right, he had his finger in a gun shape BUT NOT IN HIS POCKET!

and now for the next IDIOCY! a bank robber tried to rob a bank but was stopped when the bank was closed! the bank manager saw a man with a gun banging on the door "gee i think im gonna open the door for a guy with a gun and hes wearing a mask too. gee i wonder what he is doing?

What happens when an evil, uncaring criminal threatens a humble convenience store clerk store with a knife and the clerk only has a window squeegee to defend himself? The criminal gets the holy living crap beaten out of him, and the clerk makes “Employee of the Month.”



And for something completely different.

WIKIWIKIWOK! Moo...Moo...Motherf***er...Moo
sorry about the cow
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Random Rantings#4 (as seen on nothing)
By pop request, actually it was 1 person asking but she made a good point about it, my topic will be about drinking. Why do peeps say to not drink when they drink in plain sight! THANKS FOR SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE MOM AND DAD! but seriously, tons of people drink and then say "no honey you cant drink until your 21. hey waiter! get me another vodka, their excelent!" in europe they let people drink wine at a lot younger age then they let people here, BUT THEY HAVE NO PROBLEMS! what does this tell you? anyways dont drink till your 21, even if people are stupid. either that or move to europe.
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