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Friday, March 17, 2006

RR and wintw UNITE! (please come to the front office)
xvashx and i have had to unite to give you info on the countless idiots in jail.(see xvashx's site for more info)

im here at the site of a bank where just moments ago a man tried to fake having a gun in his pocket but he didnt put it in his pocket. yes thats right, he had his finger in a gun shape BUT NOT IN HIS POCKET!

and now for the next IDIOCY! a bank robber tried to rob a bank but was stopped when the bank was closed! the bank manager saw a man with a gun banging on the door "gee i think im gonna open the door for a guy with a gun and hes wearing a mask too. gee i wonder what he is doing?

What happens when an evil, uncaring criminal threatens a humble convenience store clerk store with a knife and the clerk only has a window squeegee to defend himself? The criminal gets the holy living crap beaten out of him, and the clerk makes “Employee of the Month.”



And for something completely different.

WIKIWIKIWOK! Moo...Moo...Motherf***er...Moo
sorry about the cow
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