Monday, February 19, 2007

   Dragon Flame vs. Dragon Slave
Refi: Come one come all! This is the fight of the century you have all been waiting for!

Kyo Clone #4: Well that’s rather depressing. The century is still young, if this is the best fight they’ll see in it, what is there to look forward to for the next 93 years?

Refi: >.> There’s more to life than fighting you know.

Megumi: Oh don’t I know! I can’t believe I have to attend something so vulgar!

Hatori: Well, you are the one who requested three dates to be provided, I suppose this was the best that the Cartoon Cops could come up with.

Refi: Oh, and do tell you two, how did you enjoy dinner beforehand at Tohru’s Kitchen?

Hatori: *shocked*

Megumi: It was fabulous! *laughs*

Kurama Clone #2: O.O Should we be worried?

Refi: Nonsense! You know the Sohma boys are shy when it comes to Tohru, and Megumi probably liked her cooking almost as much as Kenshins. Now, lets all get our seats in the arena (which is on the other side of the planet from my Castle so hopefully it will be safe from any uncontrollable explosions) so the fight can start! While Megumi and Hatori have front row tickets, KC#2 and I have a royalty box with blast-proof windows ^^;

World Boudukai Announcer Dude: Welcome one and all to this FAAAAABULOUS fight that we have in store for today! For the Championship, we have Hiei wielding the DrAgOn of the DaRkNeSs FlAAAAAAAAMe against Lina Inverse and her DrAgOnnnn SlAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*croud cheers*

*young girl walks out into the arena and falls with a scream*

World Boudukai Announcer Dude: Aw…What a Picture of Sweet Innocence!

Young Girl: *sob* …cockroach…

Hiei: Are you supposed to be the powerful sorceress that I am to face off?

Young Girl: Ahem *stands up proudly* If you are referring to the amazing, talented, and not to mention beautiful Lina Inverse…that’s me!

Hiei: How pathetic.

Lina: *chibifies in anger* Why I oughta…

World Boudukai Announcer Dude: Let the Game BEGIN!!!

Hiei: *throws off top as it flutters in the wind until hovering over a group of fangirls that start to jump in attempt to grab it*

Lina: My Turn! *pause* I CAN’T DO THAT!

Hiei: Hn. *smirks* You are an amusing FOOL, I’ll give you that.

Lina: Watch who you’re callin’ a FOOL! HI-YA! *swings kick*

Hiei: HA! *draws katana and blocks with flat edge* Nice try but pointless

Lina: Then how about we get to the point? Give me what ya got!

Hiei: AGH!!! *attacks*

Lina: RAY WING!

Hiei: Hm?

Lina: Tut tut! You shouldn’t underestimate your opponent! ACK!

Hiei: Take your own advice! *Dragon Fist attack* Now TAKE THIS!

Lina: Flare Arrow!

Hiei: *dodges* Is that the BEST you can do?

Lina: Almekia Flame!

Hiei: Can you handle two Dark Dragon Fists?

Refi: Wow! Did you see that? He made his shirt appear all of a sudden!

Kurama Clone #2: Or perhaps it’s an animators mistake?

Lina: Aqua Create!

World Boudukai Announcer Dude: SPECTACULAR! Lina has engulfed herself with a WATER BARRIER! Hiei strikes but the barrier reflects his attack and ricochets off towards the audience! OH NOOOOO! Impact was made right next to our guest couple of Megumi and Hatori! But don’t worry, those two seem to have survived!

Innocent By-stander: AH! OUCH HELP ME!!!

Megumi: *tying hair back* Calm down, I can take care of this.

Hatori: This must have been why we received front row seats and they were so insistent on us coming…

Megumi: Please go boil some water for me…HURRY!

Lina: FIRE BALL!

Hiei: *dodges then stands up* I think it’s about time we got serious…my ultimate attack against yours…*starts unraveling bandages*

Lina: Well if you insist…*starts Dragon Slave Chant*

Hiei: How weak that you have to cast a spell to unleash your power, my Jagan allows me to summon the Dragon by merely willing it.

Lina: >.> *clenched teeth* You know you are really starting to get on my nerves!

Hiei: Still I won’t be able to control it completely…let’s see how you handle it! *Dragon of the Darkness Flame emerges*

World Boudukai Announcer Dude: Hiei’s Dragon has come forth and now it rampaging around the stadium! Still Lina remains calm in the center of the arena as she is incanting her Dragon Slave spell! The audience is reacting in either excitement since this was their anticipation or fear for their lives…like me! AAAAHHHH!!!

Lina: …in my unworthy hand; DRAGON SLAVE!

World Boudukai Announcer Dude: *peeking out from a hidden corner* Lina’s EMENCE ATTACK races towards the DARK DRAGON, but it’s opening its mouth! WHAT’S THIS?!?!? The DRAGON OF THE DARKNESS FLAME SWALLOWED LINA’S DRAGON SLAVE WHOLE!!!

Hiei: Ha! I knew you wouldn’t be able to defeat me!

Lina: But…? How could that have happened? Hm. Well, I shouldn’t use this spell…but I need to kick it up a notch if I’m to win this!

World Boudukai Announcer Dude: Lina NOW is reciting…what’s this? Oh MY RUN FOR COVER FANS! She is preparing the GIGA SLAVE!!! That’s some POWERFUL STUFF! But still, will it be enough to stop the Dark Dragon as it terrorizes the stadium? She has finished her spell and it is beginning to cast! KNOCKOUT! The Giga Slave has backfired and engulfed Lina in blazing yellow light!

Hiei: The fool, defeated by her own attack!

World Boudukai Announcer Dude: IT’S NOT OVER YET!!! From the blazing yellow light that swallowed up Lina, a golden form of her is materializing!!!

Lina: I have fused with the ultimate power and now will put an end to your meager dragon!

World Boudukai Announcer Dude: YOWZERS! Just extending her arm towards the Dragon, the Golden Lina wards it off as it screeches in agony!

Hiei: That does give you a boost. But you are not the only one who can merge with your own attack…

Lina: You cannot defeat me.

Hiei: That’s what you think *snickers*

World Boudukai Announcer Dude: Wow! This extraordinary power is AMAZING! Both contestants are giving it their all! What’s this? It looks like they have engaged with an arm wrestling match! And Hiei has the UPPER HAND!

Goury: NO! I don’t wan’t to loose Lina to that golden glow-ey person again!

Zelgadis: This brings back painful memories to say this…but it may help… *shouts* LINA! Remember DRAGON CUISINE!!!

Lina: *snaps out of ultimate power phase* huh? *looks at the Dragon in Hiei and remembers past efforts to have the ultimate feast and starts drooling* IT LOOKS DELICIOUS!!!

Hiei: What the-??? HEY! Get off me you crazy woman!

Lina: NO WAY! I’m not passing up this chance again!

World Boudukai Announcer Dude: And with AMAZING APPETITE SKILLS it looks as though Lina has ingested all traces of the absorbed Dragon of the Darkness Flame and is standing triumphant over the Hibernating Hiei waving her fork! And THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS! THE NEW CHAMPION…LINA INVERSE!!!


Refi: And that’s that! I hope you enjoyed the fight and the pics speaking of pics, if you haven’t checked out my O.S.M. page recently, you should! Last week I finished posting all my YYH Dark Tournament screenshots and then added some Redwall, PoohBear, and started on Princess Mononoke! Back to YYH, today I’d like to share the fact that Hiei HAS emotions!!!

To Neko-san and any other fangirl who loves Hiei and all forms of him (just as I like Kurama and any form I find him in lol): Have you seen Trinity Blood yet? Chuck Huber does the voice of Havel (come episode 9) in it. Seeing his name in the credits I had to go back and listen again…it really is him! It made me laugh seeing “Hiei” as a subordinate and whats more…talking about friendship and being friendly! LOL And don’t worry, I found my Kurama-sama in Hugh/Sword Dancer…he appeared in one episode (Ep 6) and I’m like, where’s Nightroad? Hugh hasn’t come back yet, but I recognized John Burgmeier first line his character spoke (yay I’m getting good at this)! This time he’s got long blonde hair and torso scars to compete with Sensui!

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