Monday, February 26, 2007

   …I pledge myself to conquer all the FOOLS who stand…
Hercule: That was an amazing championship fight you all just witnessed! Of course neither of those two could compare with my awesome strength! *forced laughter* AHHAHAHA! A bunch of what you saw last post were fancy tricks, I just don’t need those kinds of tricks to show off my spectacular POWER!!!

Refi: Hey Hercule, you better run get ready for your fan-match of you against Lina!

Hercule: What?!??! You mean I gotta stand in the ring while she casts her Dragon Slave?

Refi: Is there a problem with that?

Hercule: No…eh…it’s just…that…she’s a girl…yeah. And it’s against my code of honor to hit women! *heroic pose*

Refi: Aw how noble…so now…Lina’s happy for her victory, Hiei is happy for the challenge, and I am happy because I had an all-nighter of anime (mostly Full Metal Alchamist, I never really got into watching it before) and got my hands on all of Slayers again! ^o^ I love the theme songs from the series…I had ordered a CD last may w/ all the Slayer songs, but it’s still on backorder >.> So um well, I gave up waiting last September or so and switched my order to another CD and some pocky ^^ but yeah, so you all are probably expecting some big huge entertaining post for today…and I do have lots of ideas…but I don’t feel like writing them…

Everyone: ToT

Refi: awwww, ok, you convinced me, I’ll let you in the castle today, you can see what we are all working on. *walking through castle towards section with tons of conference rooms as you follow* You see all the animes are getting together with their own casts to do “class” plays as it were for a pagent. For those who are up on the manga, you know how much fun Fruits Basket had with Tohru’s class putting on Cinderella, or ‘sorta Cinderella’ and with me watching multiple different things thought it would be fun for the other animes to do stuff as well *entering Conference Room section of castle* like watching LotR while doing YYH research. So right now were holding auditions so we can have sublime casts. *opens first door on the right w/ all the YYH cast pressent and Kurama Clone #2 sitting at a desk* Hey, you could help with the selection process! Right now we just have my Kurama Clone and me making the decisions, and Hiei is really picky ^^; so if he doesn’t like his part we can just say it was your idea so he’ll come after you instead of us ^^;;;;;

Kurama Clone #2: >.> Refi, that’s not very reassuring for recruiting judges.

Refi: ^^; It was only a joke, really!

Kurama Clone #2: Pay Refi no mind, if Hiei is displeased, he will simply not participate. He really is more mature than Refi treats our clone of him. *to the YYH cast* Lets start with auditions for the main characters, the 9 in the Fellowship. We have the Hobbits, Frodo,Sam, Merry, and Pippin, the Wizard Gandalf the Grey, two humans, Aragorn and Boromir, then Legolas the elf and Gimli the dwarf.

Refi: Right, let’s start with the 4 bishies of YYH as the 4 Hobbits. Yusuke, my main man, take Frodo the main man, Best friend Kuwabara and support and anchor Sam, Kurama, you can try out Merry, he has his brilliant moment, and Hiei…you read Pippin’s part.

Yusuke: Why am I complaining about some dumb ring? It can’t be that heavy!

Kuwabara: Um…aren’t I a bit big for being a Halfling ‘mister’ Urameshi?

Kurama: Are we going by the book where I don’t say much or the movie where I get to play it up?

Hiei: Why do I have to play the fool? I refuse to read this line!

Refi: ~.~ Something tells me they can’t recreate the union

Kurama Clone #2: Genkai, take Yusuke’s place, Koenma, switch with Kuwabara, and Rinku fill in for Kurama.

Refi: Aw, all the short ones together…

Hiei: >.> Who you calling Short!!!

Refi: um… ^^ Take it from where the fellowship is forming.

Genkai: I will take it, although I do not know the way…even though I do because I read the book.

Koenma: Indeed. Mister Frodo/Miss Genkai isn’t going anywhere without me… Now why should I put MY life on the line, especially when they tell me not to?

Rinku: Hey wait up! We’re coming too!

Hiei: Yes, you need intelligence on this quest.

Rinku: Hehheh! Well that rules you out!

Hiei: >.> Fool! I’m the only intelligence in this whole room!

Refi: lol now that’s funny! Let’s switch gears from the hobbits to the trio in Two Towers, Kurama-sama, take the King of Gondor Aragorn, big Kuwabara, take the tall and fair elf Legolas, and Hiei grow a beard and play Gimli. Start at your entrance scene for the second movie.

Kurama: They have increased velocity, probably due to smelling our aroma.

Kuwabara: Let’s Get ‘em! Come Gimli!

Hiei: Days without food or sleep…What kind of fool am I now? I don’t need these things.

Kuwabara: Don’t be too hard on yourself shorty!

Hiei: I should be the elf, I can run quicker and have better vision!

Kuwabara: That doesn’t matter it’s called ACTING! What counts are the appearances, see I’m tall like and elf and you’re short like a dwarf!

Hiei: >.> I’ll dwarf you!

Kurama: ^^;;;

Refi: At this point you all lunge on the orcs while singing your trio, Eye to Eye!

Kurama: Let us see Hiei and Kuwabara switched, while waiting to enter Moria.

Refi: Fine, Kuwabara hunch over and someone get the short man some stilts!

Kuwabara: Soon master “ELF” you will enjoy the famed hospitality of my cousin…

Hiei: You know, in that position I think you really could fit man armor like a dwarf!

Kuwabara: *standing up* How bout you say it to my face pipsqueak!

Kurama Clone #2: Koenma, How about you take Hiei’s place as Legolas?

Refi: In Stud Muffin Form!

Koenma: I am very cool!

Refi: Hold it! Switch with Kurama, and Kurama, turn Yoko so you’re tall and skinny with long straight hair and pointy ears! ^o^

Kurama Clone #2: And let’s see Genbu as Gimli. Do the scene after Borimir’s death.

Yoko Kurama: We must hurry, Frodo has reached the other shore…You don’t intend to follow them do you?

Koenma: The ring is beyond us now. Aw, that’s the kind of sense I’m talking about! That’s why we hire hobbits, to do all the grunt work. They’re very efficient!

Genbu: Then our quest has been in vain. What? I would rather go on and DESROY THEM!

Koenma: Our concern should be for Merry and Pippin, as long as there is..breath..in…us…WHAT??? So now I have to run cross-country???

Yoko Kurama: We’ll be on their tail, so if they don’t watch out BANG!

Genbu: LETS HUNT SOME ORC! I’LL DASH THEM TO BITS! *swings tail*

Refi: Hey Karasu, can you play Boromir?

Karasu: When I like something I like to take it away, like taking that ring from you!

Refi: EEP!!! CREEPY! STOP!!! STOP I SAY!

Kurama Clone #2: Hiei. Let’s try you as a Hobbit again, but this time as Frodo. Yukina, I want you to play Sam. Read the scene on page 324 where you are about to cross into Mordor and taking a rest.

Hiei: You better get some rest.

Yukina: You should too Mister Hiei.

Hiei: I’ll take the first watch.

Yukina: Well…if the script says to do so…*snuggles up against Hiei*

Hiei: 0///0 This is an akward situation…

Genkai: You need Golum to complete the picture… *crawls up to them and looks at them longingly, almost hobbit-like*

Elder Toguro: No, it should be more like this… *hunches then extends spaghetti fingers towards the couple*

Refi: o.O EEK!!! SIT!!!

*Elder Toguro crashes into the ground*

Kurama Clone #2: O.O Impressive, Refi…

Kuwabara: I have a request.

Refi: Yes?

Kuwabara: Can I be Faromir? Who withstands temptations of the ring and in the end wins the love of the fair and brave maiden Eowyn? Which of course can be played wonderfully by Yukina!

Yukina: *blushing* *thinking: He’s being so thoughtful for others*

Yusuke: Hey that’s the couple that hooks up? I think me and Kayko should have dibs on those parts! *looking at Kayko w/ bad look on his face*

Kayko: grrr *infuriated at Yusuke’s jerk-ness* “Kayko and I” is the proper speech.

Kurama Clone #2: Right now we are focusing on the main 9, but we can let all of you try those parts later. Right now, Raizen, can you stand in for a moment as a Balrog? Hiei, fight him as Gandalf.

Hiei: *after bridge fight scene* Fly you fools! Hm, I finally found a character I like!

Kuwabara: (intercepting) But you’re too short to be a wizard!

Hiei: Fool of a Took! *smirk*

Lloyd: *enters* Oh hey! Can I try where the Rohan guys asks Gimli his name? Give me your name and I’ll give you mine! ^^ Or if you need a Gimli, maybe my Dad Dirk could help out? He’s a dwarf!

Refi: Oh yeah…hey, why didn’t I give LotR to ToS? Hmm >.> I should think things through next time…Lloyd, Collette, Genis, and Presea are nicely Hobbit-sized, Kratos would be the kingly Aragorn and Zelos would make a nice Borimir since there’s a chance in the game for *Spoiler Opted Out*…and Rain is an elf but would make a good wise Gandalf so maybe Sheena as Legolas and Regal as Gimli…but Presea has an ax so maybe Sheena as a hobbit, Presea as Gimli and Regal as Legolas…and Mithos can be Gollum/the poor Smeagol…

Kurama Clone #2: Refi, you already assigned them Cinderella III.

Refi: ^o^;;; So many ideas…so little typing time…

Kurama Clone #2: Lloyd, may I ask what you are doing here?

Lloyd: Well Kratos sent me to get mo…

Refi: He’s ready already? LUNCH BREAK!

Kurama Clone #2: Huh?

Refi: I’m have a special lunch date with Kratos, see ya! *leaves with Lloyd* So we have some girl parts we’ll be trying out later like Arwen and Galadriel, Roko, Koto, and Juri were very adamant for trying out for their parts…and we’re also thinking of keeping in Tom Bombidil even though the movies took him out. Manphor from the Beyond series would be perfect fot that ^o~ …and we're thinking of getting Suzaku to tweak his effect and form 9 instead of 7 of him for the Ring Wraiths...or take out two of the fellowship so its 7 for 7, either no Merry and Pippin or take out Legolas and Gimli like the Cartoon Return of the King did... *continue explaining auds to Lloyd as voice dies out*

Kurama Clone #2: @~@ I am not believing this…


Something to Ponder: Pity that society today does not give more respect to wisdom received from our elders. Stupid pride of ours! I really liked the first line of this quote; it can be applied to multiple aspects of life.

“No one man, however brilliant or well informed, can come in one lifetime to such fullness of understanding as to safely judge and dismiss the customs or institutions of his society, for these are the wisdom of generations after centuries of experiment in the laboratory of history. A youth boiling with hormones will wonder why he should not give full freedome to his sexual desires, and if he is unchecked by custom, morals , or laws, he may ruin his life before he matures sufficiently to understand that sex is a river of fire that must be banked and cooled by a hundred restraints if it is not to consume in chaos both the individual and the group.” (The Lessons of History, by Will and Ariel Durrant, pp. 35-36)

You know…Its been 2 weeks since I’ve quit work and I’m STILL BUSY!!!

Yusuke shots you don’t want to miss!



Fan Trivia: Justin Cook, the VA for Yusuke, is only ONE YEAR older than me! That means when I was graduating and starting college, he was debuting as the lead role of YuYu Hakusho! So I guess I’m not too young to go into voice acting! lol

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