Wednesday, November 10, 2004

   My YYH fanfic Part 2: Let the Fighting Begin!
I was going to wait for tomorrow to add this, but oh well, I'm gonna add it now, enjoy! ^^

*ps, 'dragonballs' refers to all three series (the 's' at the end makes it plural) I'm not mispelling DBZ or anything*



“WHAT!?” Leilani shrieked, “That’s not right! A feat like that would cause a contestant to disqualify.”

“Leilani…” Bob tried to calm her down.

“Well it does in Dragon Balls!”

“This isn’t Dragon Balls!”

“It’s anime, they’re all the same.”

“No there not!”

“Sure, they all have wonderful deep, complex plotlines that they stretch out into hundreds of episodes with all the pointless fight scenes!”

“Hey! What’s this little do-hickie?” intercepted Kuwabara pointing to Bob.

“My portable assistant secretary” stated Leilani.

“If you don’t mind, some of us are trying to watch the fight,” Hiei expressed, extremely annoyed.

Everyone’s attention returned to on stage where Karasu seemed to have the upper hand in the battle. Leilani was sickened by how graphic the fighters wounds were, she had never been in a cartoon where violence was accented so much. Kuwabara threatened Suzuka if the potion he gave Kurama didn’t work. Suddenly Kurama changed into Yoko Kurama and Koto remarked about his foxy form.

“Oh look, he has a fox tail. Don’t tell me that he turns into a gigantic fox bent on destroying the world when he sees a full moon” Leilani expressed sarcastically.

“For crying out loud,” contended Bob, “This is not Dragonballs!”

“Yeah it is, he just changed into a new form that holds more energy.”

“He doesn’t turn into a giant world destroying fox like a saiyan!”

“Fine, but you know I’m allergic to fox tails. So I can’t continue this mission.”

“Allergic? Since when?”

“Everyone in my family is allergic to something and my allergy is fox tails.”

“I thought you were allergic to onions.”

“Oh, yeah,” she chuckled, “It’s my sister who has the fox tail allergy…drat!”

“Nice try to escape the gore,” bemused Bob.

“Anyway,” Leilani regained focus, “he’s actually cuter like that…although I’m more of a feline person. I’m not sure I like his attitude though.”

“Well, you know what you have to do.”

Yoko Kurama fought on while everyone watched closely. Leilani, even closer still.

Kurama knocked Karasu’s mask off. In response, Karasu powered up and his black hair turned golden blond.

“Look, see,” Leilani pointed, “he just turned super saiyan! Just like DBZ!”

“For the last time, this is not DBZ!” Bob screamed.

“You better keep the DBZ stuff down, people are starting to stare.”

There was moment where everyone thought that Karasu had been devoured by Yoko’s plant, but he survived and eventually Kurama appeared once again in his human form. Everyone was attentive while it looked like Karasu would win. All of a sudden, Kurama called an attack and the seeds he planted in Karasu sprouted. Kurama had annihilated him. Kuwabara rejoiced while Hiei noticed that Team Tuguro didn’t look as disappointed as they should. Yuske went to help Kurama and Leilani prepared to make her move. Jury announced the winner of the match to be Karasu, which shocked everyone. Yuske yelled at Jury, but Kurama just sat in defeat.

“Duh he lost,” Leilani stated towards Team Urameshi’s flabbergasted response, “I told you that you get disqualified for killing your opponent.”

Koto received a tape and played it showing how Karasu remained alive until after the 10 second count. Just then Leilani popped on stage and requested the tape to be played again. This time she stopped it at 6 seconds.

“Now in my experience, when the knocked down contestant starts moving, the judge stops counting. Note that here at 6 seconds Kurama is on his hands and knees, he is obviously not knocked out, therefore the count should have discontinued. Furthermore, the purpose of a count is to keep the action going. Since at 6 seconds Kurama is clearly preparing an attack, any further counting is annulled. Kurama is the victor of this round, I rest my case.”

“That doesn’t make sense…I made my final call, and I’ll stand by it!” exclaimed Jury.

“Fine…but if Team Urameshi scores 2 more wins, they better be the winners or I’ll report your biasness to my superiors,” vindicated Leilani coolly as she started to strut offstage, “plus you will be held for any deaths that occur from this tournament after two points for Urameshi.”

“Well there you have it. For the first time ever we have a winner who is dead and a loser…that is not!” announced Koto while Leilani whispered to Yuske, “Leave Kurama with me when you get him off the stage…I’ll tend to his wounds.”

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