Tuesday, December 7, 2004

   Cartoon Cops’ Dating Service is Now Open!
[I know its long and not my usual fanfic update, but I'm still working on finalizing the next part of my YYH (but the following part is ready!) so I hope this will do for this week]



Welcome to the grand opening of CCDS! *although this was a while ago, but here’s exclusive footage just for you!*

So after the whole Malkiar deal on Teen Titans, Salley Sue decided to get to work right away instead of waiting for Raven to try and break Starfire and Robin up. With the first couple in mind, Sally Sue knows that she needs to be cunning to pull this off. She has it undercover and presented without mentioning the dreaded word…DATE! The setting is a normal building with a normal waiting room like at a doctor’s or dentist’s office. Raven is sitting reading Edgar Allen Poe. Next to her is a red-head male looking at the latest issue of Better Homes&Gardens.

*read, read, read*

*crickets chirping*

Sally Sue: hmmm, this isn’t working…on to step 2!

Secretary: Raven, Kurama *the red-head beside her*, you may be seen now.

*They are told directions and start walking down a loooooong corridor*

*silence*

*glance at each other at different times, but mostly looking straight ahead*

*finally reach their destination and knock on the door, hear ‘come in’ and Kurama opens and lets Raven go first*

Sally Sue is sitting at a professional desk. (For those who are keeping up with the YYH fanfic, Kurama does not know that Leilani is really Sally Sue, since that was her character set up for the show and he never learned her real identity. She also acts more dignified than Leilani *reasons why will be revealed when my fanfic is finished*.)

Sally Sue: Please have a seat.

*they sit in the chairs in font of the desk*

SallySue: Raven, Kurama *nodding to each* I trust you’ve met.

*they look away and try not to blush*

Sally Sue: Uh-huh, so you are probably wondering why the Cartoon Cop’s Division of Spies (they don’t know what CCDS on their invitations stood for, heehee) have called you here today. There is a mission, should you choose to accept it, that we need the two of you to work on together, we believe that your combined powers could prove very useful in this assignment. In the event of success, you will both receive rewards of pradingoms (a highly desired treat for cartoons, none of them can resist it)

Kurama: *monotone* I will do what I can to help.

Raven: *with little enthusiasm* Just tell me what to do.

Sally Sue: Good that’s the Spirit! Now you two just sit here and chat while I grab the file…and I do want to hear talking! *leaves to a back room*

*silence*

*their eyes roam towards each other and meet*

Kurama: (thinking: what an intriguing character, I must discover supplementary knowledge about her) Hi.

Raven: Uh, hi.

Kurama: I noticed you were reading Poe earlier, are you in to poetry?

Raven: (inside thinking: Wow! He actually looked at me and noticed me!) *monotone* Yes. And you?

Kurama: I enjoy reading, poetry is included.

Raven: What are you special abilities?

Kurama: (pulls out a rose to show her) Plants.

Raven: (thinks: how sweet, he’s offering me a rose!) *monotone* Great, if we get in a bind, we can escape with flattery.

Kurama: (stands up and demonstrates his Rose Whip)

Raven: O.o *monotone* Great.

Kurama: And what can you do? (about to sit down, but Raven uses her powers to make the chair slip out from under him and he falls on the floor) *rubbing rear* Impressive!

*Kurama sits in the chair, silence prevails, Sally Sue gives up waiting and returns*

Sally Sue: Ok, here’s a picture of the suspect and what information we have on him, I want you to learn whatever else you can. There is a hot tip that he will be at the Malt Shop around 3 today. For your first assignment, I want you to go there and pretend you’re sharing a soda to cover up your true motives.

Raven: What?

Kurama: Where?

Sally Sue: *sigh* Here are directions, I suggest you negotiate a strategy before the time arrives.

Kurama & Raven: Ok *exit*

Sally Sue: *looks around* What happened to my office!?!?!

What will happen next? Will Kurama and Raven actually hit it off? Will it last? What other couples could Sally Sue have in mind next to victimize?

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