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Friday, December 10, 2004


   Tenchi Meets Tohru!
Well, as most of you know, I recently watched all of Fruits Basket. During it I had a thought (well, I had many thoughts, but this being one of them) when a new member of the zodiac appeared and a fellow un-Basket-itized possie member asked if he was going to like Tohru as well, resulting with an expert possie member nodding wide-eyed. At that moment, I had a flashback. **Flashback** Being introduced to Tenchi Muyo! and every girl that we met ended up liking Tenchi. A new girl shows up and, “she’s gonna go after him too…SHE’S gonna go after him too!” **End Flashback** So for today, I’ve decided to bring the girls of Tenchi Muyo! and the guys of Fruits Basket together!


Ryookie: (Singing) Meowmeow meowmeow mewmewmew meowmeow meowmeow Meow! Meow! Meooow!!!

Momiji: Oh, that was so beautiful, I hope we can be great friends!

Ryookie: Meow!? *skips over and trips, falling on Moomiji and turning him into a rabbit* (excited) MEOW? *turns into a cabbit and they hop off together*

*Ryoko sneaks up to hug Yuki from behind but he pushes her down and flashbacks of this show him ballet-dancing away with arm raised*

Shigure: (singing) Tenchi girls! Tenchi girls! All for me! Tenchi girls! *approaches and smiles at Ayeka*

Ayeka: (squeals) Ah! How dare you come so close to me! Get away!

Hatori: (sigh) Well, here they go again.

Washu: Tell me about it, its like they’ve been isolated in birdcages all their lives!

Hatori: I guess they should get out more after all.

Washu: So do all of you turn into rabbits?

Hatori: (Figures he’ll have to erase all their memories after this incident anyway) No, but we all turn into different members of the Zodiac, it’s a family curse.

Washu: A curse? Oh really? Might I use you for some research about this?

*they continue with a highly intellectual conversation incomprehensible for most readers, so I won’t bother to type it*

Shigure: (to Sasami) Well hello there you sweet little girl!

Sasami: (blush) Well…I…(runs away)

*Ryoko approaches Hatsuharu-black, and he acts extremely forward to her*

Kyo: *Throws a punch at Hatsuharu* Stop being a sicko!

Ryoko: Hey! I was having fun!

Kyo: I think your idea of fun and his idea of fun are a bit different!

Ryoko: Oh and I suppose you have a better idea?

Kyo: Yeah, finally beating that dirty rat and taking my place as a member of the Zodiac!

Ryoko: What? You think you’re a good fighter?

Kyo: Yeah, I’m real great!

Ryoko: Hum, I bet I could even beat you. How about you test your skills against me?

Kyo: Alright you’re on!

Shigure: (to Mihoshi) So, have you ever had a boyfriend before?

Mihoshi: (squeals and blushes) Oh…well…I…gee…you see…um…

Shigure: Could I be yours?

Mihoshi: (still stuttering) This is so sudden, but, yes, I guess so!

Hatsuharu-still black: (to Ayeka) Hey there doll, how about you come spend some time with me?

Ayeka: Don’t you even think about coming any closer…or I’ll...

Hatsuharu: Or you’ll what? *draws near to her*

Yuki: *intercepts and pushes Hatsuharu away* You should respect what she says, sicko!

Ayeka: Oh, my! That was the nicest thing anyone has done for me!

*Yuki turns to face her and smiles dashingly*

*Hatsuharu-white is sitting alone in the corner, Sasami approaches him*

Sasami: Is everything ok?

Hatsuharu: I’m…not sure


What happened to Tenchi and Tohru anyway?

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