Saturday, April 9, 2005

   RainbowLand and Satires
Refi: I'm sorry guys ;.; our Ethernet is being temporarily cut tomorrow, I'll try, but I may not be able to get on this weekend T_T

Kurama Clone #2: Good, then maybe you won't be sneaking off while you're supposed to do your Values Paper!

Refi: heheh ^^; well...anyway, I’m sorry I haven’t visited and answered everyones request etc. This week has been real hectic! I feel like I’m losing my mind! Well, I’m not sure what to say about the responses for the satire. So many people thought that I was Person A, but I’m not. It’s a collective thing about what I see in many post on MyO…thus the title: “A Typical Day on MyO” For the strangers and friends who told me not to kill myself and are returning to check up on me… I’M NOT GOING TO KILL MYSELF, I HAVE NO INTENTION TOO, THE LAST POST WAS A STORY! ‘k? It was a SATIRE meaning…well, I’ll have the genius in the house explain it…Kurama?

Kurama Clone #2: Um ^^; Well, my expertise is in the scientific world, so I invited Kaito to come and explain it.

Refi: Kaito? -_- Very well

Kaito: Thank you for having me here today, I look forward to the grand feast later especially in the seat of honor.

Refi: oO That’s next to my seat! *looks suspiciously at Kurama* Kur-ra-ma…

Kurama Clone #2: ^^; I had to get him here somehow, in literature his intelligence far surpasses my own. And don’t worry about soul-losing, he has previously promised never to use his powers of Taboo again.

Refi: -_- Great…you know this means that you will be eating up on the chandelier!

Kurama Clone #2: hehheh ^^; *gulp* You may explain now Kaito…

Kaito: Well as Webster would describe it: “1. a literary work in which vices, follies, etc are held up to ridicule and contempt 2. the use of ridicule, sarcasm, etc to attack vices, follies, etc.” Which I feel is a very elementary way to describe it *pushes glasses up nose* in another sense, one may say that it is an overgeneralization and over-exaggeration of life in order to bring to attention to the public and manipulate change out of humiliation.

Refi: -_- Thanks, now I sound like a bad guy! Now people are going to accuse me of being a hypocrite cause I make comments that sound like the ones in the satire too.

Kaito: Well it is an extremely premature piece of work. I would hardly call your ‘satire’ literature.

Refi: *watery eyes* Go easy, it was my first attempt.

Kaito: If that’s what you wish to call it, that is all it is.

Kurama Clone #2: *eyes narrow* Watch it Kaito, you should know better than to bite the hand that feeds you…

Kaito: It’s not my fault she cannot accept criticism.

Kurama Clone #2: Your ‘criticism’ gravely lacks in being constructive.

Kaito: And you, Suichi, would be familiar with criticism?

Refi: Um…anyway, while they discuss that, I first made a version with commentary. I will post it next week sometime (Tuesday-ish) and see if you like that tone better. Also, I recommend looking at the comments on the last post and seeing how many comments were like the ones in my satire…its kinda funny…and…um…its hard for me to think on an empty stomach so let’s eat!

***In the Banquet Hall, you and cartoons eat. Kaito sits by Queen Refinnej ‘discussing’ (more like lecturing on) what a true Satire would be, aggravating Kurama Clone #2 up on the chandelier***

Kaito: …and furthermore there are some satires that you would be more familiar with in your own culture which you should be familiar with…at least if you attended a semi-decent school that had even the most meager of budgets. However, judging on the quality of what you produce, I would have assumed you never attended your literature classes. That is of course unless your teachers never had professional training, which I would doubt since they would not be teaching without proper certification. As to the point though, you have you even read…

Kurama Clone #2: *has lowered himself inconspicuously behind Kaito*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!



Kaito: AHHH!!! *flips over the table in horror, covering himself in food and utterly humiliating himself*

Refi: LOL ^_^ Thank you Kuramakins

Kurama Clone #2: Anytime dearest, I could not stand observing him berate you in such a way.

Refi: Awww, how sweet…NOW GET DOWN! YOUR HAIR IS GETTING IN MY FOOD!

***As Kaito cleans up, everyone else gets to enjoy the story in the Story Telling Room***

Hiei: Yu…ki…na…?

Yukina: *sees Hiei and Kurama* Oh! I didn’t know that you were both here. That’s good to see some familiar faces.

Rainbow Brite: Welcome to Rainbow Land, Ice Gem! ^_^

*Color kids approach Yukina*

Buddy Blue: *offers handshake* It sure is nice to meet you!

Red Butler: *bows and takes her hand and kisses it* You really are a gem!

Hiei: -_-+++ *thinks: You better watch it, don’t start getting fresh w/ my sister!*

Kris: Yeah, isn’t she special? Now what seems to be the problem, Rainbow?

Rainbow Brite: Well, Black Night over there was missing, but now he’s back and I think he might have been trying to threaten us with something.

Yukina: Black Night? *Yukina and Kris look over at Hiei, where Rainbow is pointing* Is that true?

Hiei: *looks away embarrassed* no

Rainbow Brite: I guess the problem is solved, except for we should provide rooms for all of you to spend the night since it is getting late and you came all this way to help.

Kris: Gee thanks Rainbow! You don’t have to go through all the trouble, you know ^^;

Rainbow Brite: I know ^_^

Canary Yellow: We were going to have a parade tomorrow!

Kris: Really? Fun! But why a parade? Lets throw a whole carnival.

Lala Orange: Can we Rainbow?

Rainbow Brite: Sure! That would be wonderful!

Everyone: YAY!!!

Red Butler: *takes Yukina’s arm* May I have the pleasure of escorting Yukina to her room?

Buddy Blue: Wait! I was about to ask that! >_<

*Red Butler and Buddy Blue begin to argue over who will take Yukina to her room*

Hiei: *raises eyebrow* *thinks: That’s the first time I’ve seen them have an expression like that, and now they’re fighting? Odd for this place.* Don’t they have to prepare the rooms first Kurama?

Kurama: Since they were expecting Stormy, Moonbeam, and Kris to come, they prepared rooms for them while we waited for Rainbow’s return. We just barely started organizing your search party when you showed up. I suppose that they would have Yukina sleep in the same room with Moonbeam and Stormy while Gusty and Sleety will share a room with Kris. The castle doesn’t have that many spare rooms you know.

Hiei: And why, pray tell, are they not required baths first like I was???

Kurama: Well… ^^;

Jin: didaye ear sumtin abut a bath fer everywon? It’d shur bee fune ta splash em ole!

Touya: Too bad I don’t know my way around the castle yet, otherwise I could offer to escort the pretty little ice demon…

Hiei: *glares at Touya* Don’t even think about it. *walks to Yukina and glances at Red and Blue* They seem to be busy, I believe I could show you to your room.

Rainbow Brite: ^_^ Why Black Night! How thoughtful of you! Of course you may!

*Red and Blue stop arguing and stare in shock as Hiei leads Yukina out of the room*

later down the hall

Yukina: This is very thoughtful of you Hiei. It sounds like they gave you another name too.

Hiei: Sadly, yes. *pause* How did you get here?

Yukina: Well *blushes* I heard that my brother might be here…

Hiei: I told you before that he’s dead, why are you still following rumors?

Yukina: *looks down* Well, then I suppose I have my own reasons.

Hiei: *looks over at Yukina in shock then focuses forward again* Still, that doesn’t say how you got here.

Yukina: I was brought here, how did you and Kurama get here?

Hiei: I’m not sure about Kurama, as for me…I just woke up here. I keep hoping that this is all a deranged nightmare.

Yukina: Oh but it can’t be. Things here are too beautiful to not be true!

Hiei: Well, as long as you enjoy it here. But be careful, I don’t want any of those kids to hurt you.

Yukina: Oh Hiei they wouldn’t ever hurt me.

Hiei: I hope your right. *stops in front of a door* I suppose this is the room they would have you in. *opens door and starts to walk to his own room* I’m next door if you need anything.

Yukina: Hiei?

Hiei: *stops cold, w/o turning to look at her* Yes?

Yukina: Will you be at the car-ni-val too? It would be nice to be with someone I know.

Hiei: Why can’t Kurama suffice?

Yukina: Well…I don’t know what it is, but I feel more comfortable when you are around.

Hiei: *eyes grow wide and sweats* …very well, I shall accompany you tomorrow.

Yukina: Thank you, sleep well. *goes into her room*

Hiei: *whispers while looking at the tear gem* you too…
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