Monday, August 7, 2006

Chapter two
So back to my story, I was just given the pendant I needed to become a mewmew!! Can you believe that? It's mega fetching!! But why couldn't I be a little more happy? Maybe it's because some syco cat-eared freak who claims to be Ryou Shirogane's grandson gave it to me!! So how do i know that this is really happening?! That was awnsered when Yukito gave me the EYE!!! By the EYE I mean he had a twinkle in his eyes as he looked at me and smirked suspiciously like he could read my thoughts!!!
"I know you don't believe me Mioko,"he snickered as if THAT wasn't enough to add to the EYE. I scouffed like the spoil brat I wasn't and got up with a sarcastic kind of posture as I sarcasticly rubbed the pendant. I smirked a devilish smirk I knew he couldn't resist. At least thats what I thought especially with the way he smiled at me.
"It's nice and all,"I said as I put it in his pocket and patted it."but I don't believe that whole hocus pocus buisness."I walked away ignouring his consant shout outs about making a big mistake. Big deal!! It's not like me turning down this offer will kill my family...at least what's left of my family....Anyway I was just walking back home when what happens? That stupid Black Heart who truly has a black heart attacked me from behind and cornered me. I could barely see or hear him!! His hands where holding back my hands so I wouldn't attack. Smart move. As I looked clearer at him it wasn't Yukito!! It was a freaky blackhaired guy with long ears that looked like elf ears!! Not fetching!! So I was stuck with only my limpy and droopy legs to protect me but they were half asleep!! He snickered devilishly.
"Hey there little girl!! So tell me where the dog is and I'll think about not killing you!!"I was gasping for air. It's probably because his arm was choking my neck(did I mention that? Well it happened and it hurt!!). I gasped for some air and peeked into his yellow green eyes. Is it me or is that just totally an ugly eye colour? I didn't even know it exzited!! He didn't wait to ask again,"Where's the dog?!" But even if I where to awnser(don't think I'm cold and I'd do that!! I'd simply say I have no idea!!) I was blacking out!!
Luckly I was still awake to hear Yukito punch him in the back and shout,"Leave her alone jerk!!"Maybe if he was someone famouse and cute like Brad Pitt or Orlando Bloom I'd wake up and jump into his arms but that didn't happen(heck even if it was his wrickly old grandfather I'd be excited). I fainted into his arms instead! More romantic you say? Sure if you like guys who treat you like crap at 2 a.m. at night!! I could tell you I blacked out and totally missed out on all the action but then I'd be lying. So maybe I was a little awake for the action. But if you really must know then you must know.
Greenie wasn't too happy with Blackie. He created some orb thingy that reminded me of the spheres in Final Fantazy X-2!! That dingbat left me on the floor and tried to practically kill that guy!! Okay not litterally but c'mon,it sounded cool right there. So anyway that orby thing(shall I describe it? It was greenish yellow like his eyes with purple in the middle and yeagh it looked deadly but not as deadly as an atomic faurt.) was flung into the bushes where poor Bubbles was hiding. She leaped out and the bush caught on fire.
"You can't escape,"shouted Greenie."Kanines are no smarter than humans."Blackie gave him a warning kinda look.
"Don't talk about humans that way!! It's humans that tought your leader a valuable lesson-don't trust woman!!"he smirked. What kinda lesson is that? If woman are soooo untrustable then why don't the MEN bare their children!! The nerve of this guy was killing me. Greenie wasn't too happy with this,either.
"It's that same woman that tricked my grandfather!!"he snorted."You humans disgust me!"
"It's the woman who disgust me,bud!"he looked at me then to Greenie."This here girl is probably the worst of them all." Did you hear that?! I wanted to stab him on the back!! Sexist beast!! Unfortunatly I was busiy pretending to be half dead with my feet dead asleep by now. He jumped up and hit Greenie on the back. Greenie pull out a sword and said some magical words I can't pronounce and with one stroke hit Yukito across the chest and a lil on the face. He fell bleeding like crazy!! The sword disappeared and Greenie looked around for Bubbles. What was I to do? I didn't have the pendant or any weapons to help me! I was toast. I peeked over to Yukito still bleeding his but off and I noticed the pendant fall off his pocket. If I could wake up my legs and quickly get it maybe I could work it!! So I took that stupid chance and ended up slipping!! I totally caught Greenie's attention. Just as I was about to reach it he stepped on it.
"Sorry not gonna happen,toots."uh oh. I think this guys related to Yukito.
"Son of a...."I whispered under my breath. He smirked and picked me up by the hand. Of course I was too weak to do anything. He threw me to the wall and then tossed me to the bushes. Yep I'm doomed. You think so,too. Well wait a sec then how could I narrorate this story? I'll tell ya I didn't live forever(no duh)!! So what did I do? I caught him off gaurd when Bubbles bravely jumped out of hiding and tried to distract him. He fell for it. I rushed to Yukito and I nicely(ready to punch him afterwards) tried to wake him.
"Yuki-sama,are you okay?!"I asked with a little more regret. He grabbed my hand and slowly(I don't blame him for being slow since he was practically half dead)placed the pendant in my hand.
Then he whispered,"Don't fail me dickhead..."I was mad and happy at the same time."Mew Mew Metamorphasis!!" Whoa when he said those words I became...I became...a panda girl!!! I was a mewmew!! I was dressed in mega heelies that where(no duh) boots with straps down the front and I was in a light blue dress with a dark blue skirt underneath. Suprisingly my hair was black and I didn't have my hair out long and glossy!! It was short but not short. It was exacly like Yuna's!! Tied back with blue ribbon. And boy was my tail cute. I was too shocked to move until he finally said,"Move it you idiot!!" I leaped(did I mention that it was a pretty nifty leap?! Well it was!!) and kicked Greenie on the back(which seems to be the perfect place to attack him). He turned around and nearly poped his eyes out. I guess he was suprised at how cute I looked.
"You're terrorising this sweet nieghborhood and are harmy a preciouse puppy whom I love dearly! Now I,Mew Nioko, am gonna teach you a lesson with my mew powers!!"If you ask me that was VERY corny. Oh well. To continue I pulled out my arm and magically(or maybe I'm being stupid) this loooooooooong staff thingy!! It was very...cute I guess. I just stared at the thing for a moment.
The wierdest thing happened!! Bubbles talked! Yep! She said,"Say the first thing that pops to your head!!"The first thing that pops into my head eh?
"U-um okay!! Work staffy!!"What? I said the first thing that came to my head!!Okay I was joking so I then said,"Ribon Nioko Melody!!" With the way I sang(which was beautiful by the way) Greenie's ears where suffering magerly. He was too amazed at my amazing voice though some might disagree(especially with the way he screamed!!). He gave me a scorn look. I think he still thinks woman are disgusting.
"Curses! I'll be back little witch and I'll destroy you!!!!"He disappeared! Yay happy ending! NOT! Hello? Yukito's half dead!! Actually now that I think about it this is a happy ending. Anway I raced to him. His dark almost red hair was splattered with blood. I helped him up nicely(still waiting for the right time to pound him.). His mind trailed off and I was positive he was getting ready to thank me. He must have found it hard especially with all the blood on him. So I smiled and said,"Your welcome."He didn't look at me. He knew I knew what he was saying. If you need a translation he was saying,"I owe you for saving my life so I guess woman aren't god's mistaken creation but I'll work hard not to fail you."I smiled some more,"you didn't fail me. You helped me."
Out of nowhere he shouted,"Enough of this hiding he's gone!!" When I looked to where she was I was suprised to see she wasn't a dog. She was half girl half dog. Her hair was wavy and pretty darn long!! I had never seen such a beautiful creature in my life(that's a lie I saw myself just a moment ago but I'm trying to be nice here.). She wore a long dress closer to a toga but not as lame as a toga. More fashionable. It wasn't gold or yellow. Kinda imbetween. And best of all her tail was soooo cute. If you've never seen a pomeranians tail I suggest you do.
She pouted cutely,"Fine!! I was enjoying myself."Unfortunatly I was a little too suprised.
"Sh-sh-she became a human!! B-b-b-b-bubbles is a..."I fainted back into Yukito's arms. I don't know 100% what happened but I heard this so listen up. Aparently I turned back to normal when I fell into his arms. Bubbles gave a suprised look.
"Will she be okay Yuki-sama? We don't know where she lives!!"she said shocked. He examined me and could obviously tell I was pooped."What do we do?"
"Lets go home Bubbles. Maybe Gramps can help out,"he smirked. I was sleeping quietly. Here's the thing you gotta understand:I only talk in my sleep outta hatred! Not admiration like others. So what happened? I'll tell you what happened. I talked in my sleep. But when I talk in my sleep it's cutsy and all.
"Yuki-sama I'll protect you...."I said. I was dreaming of a happy dream where I said that line then I became evil(not much of a change) and I beat the living crap outta him so much he was afraid to pee!! Yes but he didn't know that.
Bubbles giggled,"Looks like you got an admierer."She giggled some more cutely.Yuki became his human self and brushed his blonde hair. He smirked.
"I thought so myself.."So there I was! The newest mewmew!! I was with a gorgeouse pomeranian who was being chased by some wacko greenie guy and a sexist pig called Black Heart carrying my who-knows-where(okay we know where but we don't know where.). I guess my life's about to get alot more dramatic especially since Yuki-sama heard the wronge thing. My life was about to change...ALOT!!
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