Friday, May 4, 2007

   Man I luv this thing!!!!!!
50 WAYS TO PISS OF SASUKE

1. Scream "OMG!!" right when he's about to throw a kunai

2. Keep saying "Hey, Sasuke!" until he answers, then say "Nothing."

3. Carry around an Itachi plushie

4. Dump a bucket of water on him when he uses his fire jutsus, yelling "FIRE!"

5. Scream as loud as you can, saying you saw a spider

6. Tell him that you saw him at ballet lessons last week

7. Start singing the Macarana around him

8. Yell at him to shut up when he's not saying anything

9. Paint his nails when he's sleeping

10. Draw whiskers on him when he's sleeping

11. Steal his clothes, making the only clothes availiable a dress

12. Ask him how his family is doing

13. Invite him to a brother-brother picnic

14. Keep poking him until he runs away

15. Keep staring at him for no reason

16. Ask if he's a virgin--

17. --Ask him why

18. Dress up as Itachi for Halloween

19. Dress up as him for Halloween

20. Scratch his headband

21. Keep shouting "Macro! Polo!" whenever he's near

22. Replace his shampoo with pink dye

23. Tell random knock-knock jokes at the most annoying moments

24. Start a rumor about him and Naruto

25. Keep spraying him with perfume when he leasts expects it

26. Sneak into his house and paint his room pink

27. Glomp him at random moments of the day

28. Yell "Damn!" for no reason and when he asks you what's wrong, say "Nothing" with shifty eyes.

29. Keep doing random jutsus on him and say you were just testing his reflexes

30. Go through constant mood swings for no reason

31. Keep rambling on about how Itachi is the coolest

32. Keep asking him why he hasn't killed Itachi yet

33. Lock him in a room with his fan girls--

34. --Throw away the key

35. Keep pretending to throw shurikens or kunais at him, saying you heard something behind him

36. Blame him for everything that happens

37. Put sleeping powder in his food--

38. --Then ruffle his hair and ask him why he overslept

39. Insist on fixing your hair 50 times before completing a mission

40. Sign him up for a singing competition

41. Ask him for different ways to piss him off and don't stop until he helps you

42. Attack him with Itachi and Kisame puppets

43. Slap him, saying "How could you?! I thought what we had was special!" then storm off

44. Point to a part of your face and keep telling him he's got something "rrrriiiiggghhhttt there, no here, no HERE, here damn it! I GIVE UP!" and stomp off madly

45. Trick him into swearing he will never kill Itachi--

46. --Then show him where Itachi was hiding at the time

47. Say he's not special and you've also got the Sharingan, it's just that your wearing contacts

48. Try to smuggle out his feelings for Itachi--

49. --When (if) you do, tell Itachi and everyone else

50. Three words. Yaoi Fan Fiction

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