Saturday, September 6, 2003

   Too Little, Too Late. And waay too early!
It's almost 11:20... AM! Argh! It's saturday! This is just too early. And I haven't been updating much either, have I? Well, kiddies, today I have another excerpt from the pages of my memobook. I'll have to find a good entry, though. Okay, I'll have give you a bit of a background story. Math class. These kids were teasing this kid that they always tease just because he's a little... off. And I was just sick of it! I couldn't take it anymore! So I did something. I jumped up and with pencil in hand shouted, "If you two don't shut the F*** up, I'll jab this pencil through both your heads! At the same time!" But you know what? I'm probably the luckiest person in the world. As it turns out, the teacher was most likely out of the room. Or she just didn't care (but that's unlikely, she's strict!). So, without futher backstory, my entry from yesterday:



^_^ Everyone's afraid of me! Maybe I'll become a famous outlaw again! [In sixth grade I was well known for my violent temper and my skill with a spork. But in 7th I changed schools and got really quiet and unfamous.] BWAHA! Tog the Stampede strikes again! Nice headline! Am I horrible or what? Sometimes I wish I were the peaceful and serene type able to not make a fool of myself. HAHA! But then life would be no fun, you know? [The two kids I yelled at just got in trouble for talking about how much they were afraid of me.] Ahh, I am good. Maybe too good for my own good... or the good of others. Siiigh, I wish my talents could be used to help others. It's terrible. "I think I'd like to do something for somebody." I'm such an awful person! I don't know why I'm allowd to go on living! But... there's always time to renounce my evil ways! The ticket to the future is always blank! I will be a good person! But... I was trying to be a good person... I was standing up for what I believe is right... can I only find the answers from behind my trigger? Blade? ...Pencil?

~Skip ahead from all my morality crap~

Oh dear... Rumors are being spread about me... apperently, I have a huge gang of toughies on my side. AHAHA! If I aquire the name "The Humanoid Typhoon" please let me brag about! Or... maybe I'll have to go into hiding! What if insurence workers come after me? Gasp! Or bounty hunters! AAIIEEEOOU!




And there you have it. Now you all know just what a horrible person I really am. I'm so sorry. I really was trying to do it for a good cause! Ooh... I'm going to be sick.
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