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Tuesday, May 25, 2004


Tog's Top Ten (Take One)
Tog's Top Ten Reasons Why 12 Year Olds Should Not Watch Saiyuki:
10. Goku is a bad influence on children. Hara heta! Hara heta!
9. Lirin is a bad influence on kids. Ririn-chan KIKKU!
8. Sanzo is a bad influence on kids. Omae o korosu!
7. Gojyo is a bad influence on children. Ero Kappa!
6. It is violent.
5. It makes gambling look cool. (It is!)
4. It makes smoking look cool. (C'mon! Just try to tell me Gojyo and Sanzo don't look cool!)
3. It makes drinking look cool. (Although, not until both mind and body have matured. Thank you, Koumyou Sanzo.)
2. It is very lewd and graphic! (Okay, so that may just be the fan fiction... but Kazuya Minekura-sensei is still a pervert!)
1. Although Hakkai is a pretty good influence on kids ('cept not when it comes to driving or drinking), he is mine. No little 12 year fangirl may have him. Mine, mine, mine, mine! Okay, and sometimes Sanzo's... Damn lemon fics...

Yes, of course, Tog was really into JtHM at age 12. And at there was the Anne Rice phase at 11... So pretty much what I'm saying is... you don't want to end up like Tog, kids. It's not a pretty sight. ;_;

One last thing...

HAKKAI IS MINE!! <_< Shifty eyes >_> Of course, he will be made available to most yaoi fantasies. Thank you, folks.

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