Birthday • 1996-06-28 Gender •
Female Location • Village hidden in the stones/Akatsuki lair Member Since • 2006-02-19 Occupation • S-class criminal/Deidara's girlfriend Real Name • Alexandria
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Achievements • Beat Bioshock!!!W00t!!Fit most of my wrist in my mouth Anime Fan Since • Forever Favorite Anime • Naruto,blood +,Azumanga Daioh, death note,Doll(manga),Taro Cafe,Model.Excel Saga Goals • Kill Erica,and beat all the SILENT HILL games,And play fatel frame 24/7 Hobbies • Rollerblading,video games,drawing, and DOCTOR WHO all the way!PENGUINSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Obsessing over Deidara and Sasori and Hidan and Pein and Zetsu!!!!Yesh think Zetsu could use some wuv.Don't ya tink? Talents • Drawing anime (my style)Dancing(swing dancing)
myOtaku.com: Tohya-san
Hi,my name is tohya-san well actually my name is Alex but I like to be called Tohya-san ... that's up to you to decide.I don't care if you put me on your friends list or what ever you want to do.I changed my e-mail address it's actually Heliumninja@aol.comSo bye^___^=Tohya-san=p
"Arts a bang!"(Application = accepted)Ring: Gyokunyo - The VirginPartner: DeidaraPositive Personality Traits: people person, optimistic, sense of humor, hardworking.Negative Personality Traits: cruel, sarcastic, and physically abusive to others. (Why did we accept you?)You seem to be a rather interesting person, though...as the leader you could try my nerves with your persistence. Probably out of all Akatsuki, you're the only one who could be in a crowd of people and not get recognized right off the back as a shady person. You might actually enjoy conversing with others too. Then on the other hand you probably make friends, but secretly despise them and just use them for all their worth. Don't worry, you're not a fiend. You're just a tad selfish. And as for your partner; we expect you to have long and arduous arguments with Deidara-san. Im sure you both will enjoy the excitement of picking on one another and causing destruction wherever you go. And with your duo, Deidara isnt exactly the physical type. So you'll most likely be doing all the hand to hand combat while he takes to the sky and blows the foundation of a village."I welcome you to Akatsuki. A warning, watch your tongue, because a lot of your fellow Akatsuki have a short temper...yeah." Take this quiz!
You got Deidara!You woke up to soft breath on your neck and someone playing with your hair. You rolled over and came face to face with Deidara."Sleep well, yea?" he said, seeing you were awake."I don't think sleeping has anything to do with it." You grinned, looking him up and down. He worenothing."Nice choice of wardrobe, Dei." You giggled."You inspired me, un. Get dressed, yea." He pulled on his clothes.You glanced down at your own body and blushed, tugging on you clothing.You two entered the kitchen and were greeted by the knowing smirks of the others."Your icky!" Tobi made a face."And LOUD!" Kisame laughed."Well, I can't help it I'm fantastic!" Deidara joked. You playfully punched his arm. Take this quiz!
Your Life with Akatsuki...everything long results(new questions...)
This is your Akatsuki life:Your name: Sarato Age: 17BoyFriend: DeidaraBestFriend:no onePartner: noneVillage: some little townStatus: a citizenKekkei Genkai: none.WHAT THEY THINK!akatsukiDeidara- I lvoe her!! I go visit her four times aweekk ..she odesnt live that far.Hidan- Deidara is completely head over heelsKakuzu- baahh Pein(leader)- don't know herKisame- some kind of a weak girl that works s a flowergirl?? Itachi- hmmm,, Deidarais stupid. Zetsu- can I eat her?Konan- heard about her Tobi- Tobi lieks her.Sasori- lieks her.Konohagakure:Naruto- who????Sakura- who???Sai- whooo??? I dunnoKakashi- O.O???Jiraiya- a sexy girl , I based off of her a charcter in Icha Icha Paraidse.Tsunade- jiraiya!! o>O??!Shikamaru- who?Hinata- who????SNAKE:Sasuke- ????????? Karin-?????????Suigetsu- ???????Jugo- ????? Take this quiz!
Would the Naruto characters like you, hate you, or somewhere in between? (Girls Only)
Konoha:Naruto: She threw my ramen on the ground....Sasuke: She called me emo and beat me to a pulp...I hate her.Sakura: She beat up me AND Sasuke! I hate her!Shikamaru: Weird....Chouji: She calls me fat and steals my food....Ino: She would be my friend if she hadn't beaten up Sasuke!Hinata: I-I'm afraid of her....Kiba: Akamaru's terrified of her.Shino: She killed all my bugs....Tenten: I tried to be her friend, but she blew me off.Neji: She almost killed me.Lee: *whimpering* No...youth...GAI-SENSEI!Suna:Gaara: I don't think she's scary at all.Kankuro: Scary. I think Gaara may have a thing for her.Temari: Gaara seems to like her. I think she's cool.Akatsuki:Itachi: She almost killed my brother...she's awesome.Kisame: I think Itachi likes her.Hidan: She kills so many people. I think she might be a Jashinist (word?).Kakuzu: She stole my money once and fed it to Zetsu. I hate her.Tobi: ...not a good girl at all....Deidara: Scary but hot, un.Pein: She needs to be in the Akatsuki.Konan: Same as Pein.Zetsu: She fed me some yummy green stuff once.Sound:Orochimaru: Bring her to me at once!Kabuto: Yes, Orochimaru-sama!The Verdict: You scare the crap out of almost everyone. That makes you almost cooler than cool!Friends: Temari, every Akatsuki member except for Tobi and Kakuzu, almost Ino.Boyfriend?: You get to pick between Itachi and Gaara. Aren't you a lucky duck?Enemies: Sakura, Sasuke, Kakuzu. Take this quiz!
You got DEIDARA!!The bottle slowly comes to a hault and you look up.It was your good friend Deidara.*Not so bad* you think. You crawl over to him and lift his head up from the floor.You lean in and press your lips against his.You go to pull away but he grabs the back of your head giving you a hard yet passionate kiss.He grabbed your waist squeezing it in delite while your sitting there hitting his shoulder to let go but he wont. Finally Sasori pulls him away and your run back to your seat blushing a million different colors of red.After the party he pulls you into his room to finish what you had started! Take this quiz!
Naruto 7 Minutes In Heaven(With the Naruto boys and Akatsuki)(PICS)
You pulled out the color yellow. You smiled when you saw that you got Deidara. You have liked him for the longest time, but you never told anyone because he was part of the Akatsuki. He smiled back at you, which made you blush, and walked into the closet. You followed him in and closed the door. In the darkness, you could see nothing. Then, you heard Deidara approach you. His lips met your's in a sweet, passionate kiss. He pulled away and placed his hands on your shoulders."Do you want to kiss me, or should I stop?"he asked.You hesitated."I want..to kiss you."You moved forward, kissed Deidara full on the lips, and wrapped your arms around his neck."And I want to please you."Deidara said holding you tight."You already are."You smiled and let Deidara slide his hands under your shirt. He unsnapped your bra and grabbed your breasts. You moaned quietly as his palms licked your breasts and sucked on your nipples."Deidara..."you said breathlessly as he kissed your neck. As he did this, you ran your fingers through his long blonde hair.When your seven minutes were up, you and Deidara walked out of the closet. Then, you noticed that your bra was gone. You looked at Deidara and saw him grinning while twirling your bra around his finger. After the party, you walked over to Deidara as he was leaving."Do you want something?"he asked innocently.You held out your hand."Give it back.""Give what back?"He pretended not to know."You know what I'm talking about."You put you hands on your hips, and pouted."Come on. Give it back."Deidara thought for a moment."Okay. I'll trade you."You waited for him to comtinue."I'll give you your bra back if take off you shirt.""No."You crossed you arms over your chest."Then, I guess I get to keep your bra."Deidara laughed as you made an angry face."Oh, come on. I was only joking."He gave you your bra and grinned."I look forward to doing that again.""Why do you think it'll happen again?"you asked."Because I know you enjoyed it."Deidara kissed your lips then left. Take this quiz!
naruto 30 mins in heaven(deidara, gaara,kiba,itachi,neji)
deidarai kick you in the closet and deidara stumbles inyou:dei dei?deidara: wat un?you sneek over to him and plant a kiss on his lipshe grabs your hips, pins you to the wall and his lil mouths on his hands lip and nip youyou moan and he explores every inch of your mouthme:HEEEEEY!!!! IVE BEEN BLASIN LINKIN PARK AND FALL OUT BOY THIS WHOLE TIME NOW COMMONyou stubble out your a mess and deiaras smirkin at the bite marks on your hip Take this quiz!
>You"It's a frog," you said. "Alright get ready for in an hour you'll be taken out for your date," he said."Alright Dei Dei," you said."Bye Ni ni-chan," He said. You waited in your room for an hour to be up and there was a knock on the door. Upon opening it you saw Deidara standing there blushing a little bit. "Hey Ni ni-chan ready to go?" he asked."Yes Deidara," you said.He grabbed your hand and you smiled at him as the hand licked yours you giggled you were very ticklish. "You're cute when you laugh Un," he complimented. You blushed and replied, "Thanks Deidara you look good yourself," you said.He smiled back at you and you went to a restaraunt who served Tempura noodles your favorite and you just smiled at Deidara, you watched his hand eat it was a little wierd."Dei Dei can I um...kiss you?" you asked shyly.He smiled and kissed your cheek softly, and you smiled and kissed his lips gently, wit him kissing back after awhile you pull back."How was that Un?" he asked."I've had better," you said.He made a sad face and you laughed, and said truthfully, "Dei Dei you were my first kiss." He smiled and you two got up after eating and he took you to the beach. "It's beautiful Dei Dei," you said in amazement."Not as beautiful as you Un," he said. "Thanks Dei Dei," you said.He grabbed your waist softly and kissed you passionately and you kissed him back, you allowed his hands to go under your clothes on your waist and the hands licked your waist making you break the kiss and laugh. "Dei Dei get them to stop," you said laughing. He smiled at you and said, "The only way to make me stop them is to be my girlfriend," He stated. You smiled and you kissed him roughly as your answer. "How was that for your answer?" you asked."That was great UN!" he said excitedly and he had to take you back to your room. Take this quiz!
You are: DEIDARAThe missing nin from the hidden rock village.The mouths on your two hands manipulate clay to morph it into your own explosive weapons. You tend to out your anger in violent, yet somewhat commical, methods out on people (such as your partner) when they get on your nerves. Take this quiz!
–hŒä ~Naruto: Who's Your Baby's Daddy?~ –hŒä (Girls only, unless you are a man who can give birth.)
.::The Dad::.DEIDARA Deidara by ~Lanna999 on deviantART.::How You Told Him::.You walked past Itachi and Kisame who were arguing about who's fighting technique was better. You looked pretty fierce, probably because you felt VERY pissed off. Deidara was looking annoyed as Tobi talked about something stupid. You walked over, your arms folded over your chest. Deidara looked up at you and Tobi ran at you like he was going to hug you. You grabbed his arm and threw him into the wall. Deidara-and a few others-stared at you wide-eyed. "What is it ____-chan?" Deidara asked. You stomped towards him, "You! You self-absorbed, annoying, jackass, sexaholic! You forgot your f**kin condom and now I'm PREGNANT!" You shouted angrily. Everyone stared at you and Deidara. "W-w-wh-what?" Deidara stuttered. You stared at him impaitently, "You heard me!! NOW WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?!" You shouted. Deidara stared at you, "So you have the pot-belly thing going now?" He asked. You're eye twitched and you ripped open your Akatsuki cloak, "Does it look like that to you?!" You asked angrily. Itachi and Kisame stared at you in shock. Before you knew it Tobi was in front of you with his hand on your stomach, "So Deidara-senpai's kid is in you?" he asked. You blushed a bit. "Yeah..." You said. Tobi put his ear to your stomach and laughed a bit. You blushed and pushed Tobi away and did your cloak back up. Itachi and Kisame walked over, "You and Deidara?" Kisame asked in awe. You blushed a bit more and folded your arms over your chest, "Nice choice Deidara!" Kisame said congratulating. You smacked Kisame in the head.Deidara was still in shock, "Well...what do you think?" You asked Deidara. He shrugged. "You're way better then I ever thought I'd get." He admitted. You laughed. 'Maybe Dei won't be such a bad father after all...couldn't be too bad at least.' You thought smiling at Deidara..::You&Dei's Song::..::Your Kid(s)::.TWINS! Colored Sand Ninja Girl by ~shiruba on deviantARTChidoriAge 15 Ninja Girl by ~jessdoor on deviantARTKumadoriAge 15 -Rate&Message- Take this quiz!
>YouYou was sitting in the front of the Akatsuki room waiting for Deidara to come in from his mission. "I don't think he'll be coming back," Hidan said. "Why do you say that Hidan?" you asked. "Because he went to kill a powerful ninja and I think Deidara is dead," he said. You went to your room not wanting those thoughts to enter your brain when they did. You started cryind and all of a sudden you heard cheers and Deidara's voice you ran into the room you were in and saw Deidara standing there just fine. You hugged him and he laughed at you, you was crying and he knew why Hidan apologized to you and you accepted his apology. Deidara put his hand on your stomach and you removed it fast. "You're hands can't bite my stomach anymore," you said. "Why?" He asked. "Why Deidara, well because I'm pregnant and I don't want to lose them," You announced. Pein congragulated you and you smiled to yourself he was so happy he kissed you hard but still softly. When you had your kids they were two boys. Rai and the other's name was Kai. Take this quiz!
**Deidara**You pull out a card and peek at the color. "Red," you say hesitantly. No one moves. Sighing, you head to the closet slowly. Before you get there, however, you feel a hand at your back that pushes you into the closet, hurrying you along. You lose your balance as you pass through the door, falling against the opposite wall just as you hear the door slam and the lock click into place. Suddenly, there are lips crushed against yours, a tongue stroking your bottom lip, pleading entry. Without thinking, you open your mouth. The boys tongue caresses yours with surprising gentleness, and--wait, is that another mouth on your neck? You can feel him kissing you in two places at once, and, out of curiousity, break away to see who it is. You can see the vague outline of Deidara. Smirking, you plunge back into the kiss. All too soon, the door opens, and the party-goers on the other side of the door cheer and whistle as you break away again, blushing. You nudge your way past Deidara, heading back for your spot in the circle, but before you get there, hes grabbed your hand and is pulling you around to his spot. You sit next to him, his hand on your neck, kissing you with the mouth in his hand. Take this quiz!
7 Minutes in Heaven - Akatsuki Style! For the girls!
"Artist..." you say, smirking. Deidara gets to his feet, a smirk twisting across his lips. Your smirk broadened. You and Deidara had become pretty close friends since you had joined their team. "Come on. We don't have all day." Itachi said. You and Deidara went into the closet and Itachi pushed the door closed with his foot, rolling his eyes. You and Deidara sat down, leaning against the wall. "Hey _____..." "Hm?" Deidara seemed to get a little nervous. "I'm glad you joined the Akatsuki." he said. You smiled. "Yeah... I am, too." you say. You then felt his light breathing on your neck, which sent shivers down your spine. You looked at him, your face growing hot. Quickly, Deidara pressed his lips against yours. You kissed him back almost immediately. He pulled back, staring at you, as if shocked that you had kissed him back. You then realized the point of this game and smirked, leaning towards him. "Hey Deidara?" you say softly. "Hm?" "I think I like this game." you said and kissed him again, slowly and passionately. It took a minute for him to process what was going on, but he kissed you back, almost hungrily. He pushed you onto your back, settling himself around your hips and continued making out with you. The door swung open. "Time's up, Deidara! Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi said cheerfully. Deidara looked up and sighed, cursing Tobi under his breath. You giggled and kissed him softly. "No worries... we'll see what we can do later." you said as he helped you up. He grinned and you two left the closet, paying attention mostly to eachother for the rest of the night. Take this quiz!
DeidaraThe blonde S-ranked criminal rolled off of you, his body glistening with sweat. They looked like little sparkles or fairy dust under the pale moon."Oh my gosh, yeah!""Keep it down you idiot!" You hissed at Deidara."Sorry, yeah..." He said back to you."Sorry or yeah?" You teased him, as you always did."Sorry, yeah!" He shot back annoyed. You clung yourself to his chest and he wrapped his leg around you.Yes, for several weeks, you had been seeing the S-ranked criminal that all of Konhona had been looking for. No one knew. Life was great, living on the edge like this. Nothing could go wrong. Right?"Oh, shit!" You jumped up, tangling in the sheets and thumping on he floor."What the hell, hn?!" His eyes wide, searching your face for an answer."Ohmygosh, ohmygosh, ohmygosh!" You siad, and rushing around your room, fumbling through drawers hastily, hands steadily shaking. "Where is it?!" You mumbled under your breath."What, yeah?" Deidara asked confused, his head cocked cutely to the side. Damn him!"Aha!" You said, and rushed over to the bathroom that was connected to your room. You locked the door and did you thing. "NO FUCKIN' WAY!" You yelled, pissed. You brother banged on the wall, telling you to shut up, because he was trying to sleep."Shit..." You mumbled.Deidara came in the bathroom after picking the lock. He was rather good at that. He was a criminal, after all.He caught a glimpse at the pregnancy test and chuckled. It was positive."What the hell?! You think this is funny! I'm a TEENAGER, and FUCKING pregnant, thanks to you, ASSWIPE!" You hissed through your teeth."So?""You heartless bastard." You glared at him."If you want the father to stay, you have to conme with me.""Wha? I can't just leave! Like they'd let me into the Akatsuki anyways..." You siad, holding your head in your hands."No...we need a maid, yeah. It's terrible over there. Kisame can't pick up for himself, hnm." He rolled his eye. You chuckled lightly to yourself. Take this quiz!
You were really excited to spin the bottle. (your thoughts: OOOOHHH MY TURN!!!) "Heh your hyper aren't you, hahaha!" Kisame states"I'll be lucky if i don't get you or I'll have fish breath all day, hahaha!" you laughKisame frowns and then the bottle stops spinning. It lands on Deidara! You are screaming on the inside because well....NO DUH HE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND! You crawl up to him and kiss his soft lips lovingly."We can't be kissing for a long time now un" He whispers"hehe who cares" you winkAfter you finish you both sit back down. Take this quiz!
Which Naruto character will you marry? (girls only - pics and detailed results)
You marry...
DEIDARA!!
How it happened:one night when you were little you were kidnapped by the Akatsuki clan. You were sad at first, but you slowly got used to them all and their weird ways. Years later, you had grown into a proud, pretty ninja (Itachi taught you how to defend yourself), but you were also good at drawing. You always made Tobi happy by drawing him pictures of kittens playing with string. You were happy. You also had a crush on Deidara, a fellow artist. With his long blonde hair and that huge blue eye that always seemed to look deep into your soul....you got goosebumps every time you were around him. And you also had cheeky thoughts about those extra mouths on his hands..... Anyway, one day you were alone in the hideout when you heard an explosion. You sighed and followed the sound. "Deidei, if you're blowing up HQ again the boss is gonna take your...other...eye..." you had walked in on Deidara making a beautiful sculpture of a couple dancing and kissing - the explosions were from where he was blowing off excess clay. He peeked over from the other side of the sculpture at you, grinning. "Hey, _____-un. Whatcha think of my latest creation? Un?" "Dei....it's gorgeous! But what's it for?" "Well....I thought tht would be obvious-un" you hadn't realised that he was blushing. "It's a beautiful present for a beautiful girl" And with that he grabbed you and kissed you hard, forcing his tongue into your mouth, desperate to taste you. After a few seconds of digesting it all you hungrily kissed him back. When the rest of the clan got home they found you both on the floor curled up under Deidara's cloak. You seemed to have lovebites on your neck. And your arms. And your legs....You smiled, thanks to those "magic hands".
Pein ordered you two to get married. Probably because he didnt want to accidentally walk in on you two acting all mushy or something. But you were both over the moon to do it. In fact, Deidara told you on your wedding night that he'd been in love with you from the moment he kidnapped you. You were a bit creeped out, seeing as you were only a kid at the time, but you knew what he meant. Nine months later you had a baby girl - someone got busy on the wedding night! Take this quiz!
>You
"It's a frog," you said. "Alright get ready for in an hour you'll be taken out for your date," he said."Alright Dei Dei," you said."Bye Ni ni-chan," He said. You waited in your room for an hour to be up and there was a knock on the door. Upon opening it you saw Deidara standing there blushing a little bit. "Hey Ni ni-chan ready to go?" he asked."Yes Deidara," you said.He grabbed your hand and you smiled at him as the hand licked yours you giggled you were very ticklish. "You're cute when you laugh Un," he complimented. You blushed and replied, "Thanks Deidara you look good yourself," you said.He smiled back at you and you went to a restaraunt who served Tempura noodles your favorite and you just smiled at Deidara, you watched his hand eat it was a little wierd."Dei Dei can I um...kiss you?" you asked shyly.He smiled and kissed your cheek softly, and you smiled and kissed his lips gently, wit him kissing back after awhile you pull back."How was that Un?" he asked."I've had better," you said.He made a sad face and you laughed, and said truthfully, "Dei Dei you were my first kiss." He smiled and you two got up after eating and he took you to the beach. "It's beautiful Dei Dei," you said in amazement."Not as beautiful as you Un," he said. "Thanks Dei Dei," you said.He grabbed your waist softly and kissed you passionately and you kissed him back, you allowed his hands to go under your clothes on your waist and the hands licked your waist making you break the kiss and laugh. "Dei Dei get them to stop," you said laughing. He smiled at you and said, "The only way to make me stop them is to be my girlfriend," He stated. You smiled and you kissed him roughly as your answer. "How was that for your answer?" you asked."That was great UN!" he said excitedly and he had to take you back to your room. 
>You
You was sitting in the front of the Akatsuki room waiting for Deidara to come in from his mission. "I don't think he'll be coming back," Hidan said. "Why do you say that Hidan?" you asked. "Because he went to kill a powerful ninja and I think Deidara is dead," he said. You went to your room not wanting those thoughts to enter your brain when they did. You started cryind and all of a sudden you heard cheers and Deidara's voice you ran into the room you were in and saw Deidara standing there just fine. You hugged him and he laughed at you, you was crying and he knew why Hidan apologized to you and you accepted his apology. Deidara put his hand on your stomach and you removed it fast. "You're hands can't bite my stomach anymore," you said. "Why?" He asked. "Why Deidara, well because I'm pregnant and I don't want to lose them," You announced. Pein congragulated you and you smiled to yourself he was so happy he kissed you hard but still softly. When you had your kids they were two boys. Rai and the other's name was Kai.
