Sunday, March 12, 2006

Ladi dadi da!
I need to clean my room badly today. But I have no clue where to start. Help me!
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FMA
I love Fullmetal Alchemist. I got the first DVD on Friday. So far though, I really hate Rose though. She's so stupid so far. Hmmm, I don't know how I feel about my cat being in my room. She's not supposed to be in here. She gets cat hair all over the place. Supposedly Kohl's is gonna call me this weekend. I'm gonna give Borders a call, they haven't disconnected me yet when I call. The damn manager is never there though. I WANNA JOB!!!! See? This is why people need to send me relief money. HA ha ha Rosie!
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Wednesday, March 8, 2006

   You All Suck!
Ok, you guys totally suck! I open up to you little poo heads and you snub me?!?! NOBODY SNUBS ME! I ALMOST DROWN IN MOUSE TURDS, I LOSE MY BED, MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T FEEL MY TOE, I WAS ATTACKED BY BOOKS WHEN I WAS 7, MY BEST FRIENDS OLDER BROTHER HAS TRIED TO KILL ME, I'VA RAN INTO MORBIDLY OBESE IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAYS TRYING TO ESCAPE SOME OTHER AWFUL THING GET KNOCKED ON MY ASS FROM IT WHILE THEY'RE STANDING THERE SMILING LIKE THEY KICK ASS B/C THEY CAN PICK ON HELPLESS OL' ME, MY DOG HAS FLOWN ME INTO THE AIR BY RUNNING INTO ME AT FULL SPEED FROM BEHIND, THERES OTHER SHIT BUT I'M JUST NOT GONNA TELL YOU UNTIL YOU SEND ME SOME GODDAMN MONEY! and i know you want to know...
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VOLUME THREE BABY! BOW TO MY BUTT SO I CAN FART ON YOU!
I got Volume Three of Family Guy a couple of days ago (ok, like a week ago, kiss my ass!), and it's amazing, better than any drug i've ever done. You may now bow and let me fart on you.
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Life's Greatest Secret...REVEALED! Read on...
Hot dogs are just bologne, only rolled.
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Sunday, March 5, 2006

Wheres The Love?!?!
WHY THE HELL IS NOBODY SENDING ME MONEY FOR MY MOST TERRIFYING MOMENT IN MY WHOLE LIFE?!!? I ALMOST DROWN IN MOUSE POO AND YOU DON'T EVEN CARE!! YOU KNOW WHAT? IF I'M EVER DRIVING AROUND AND I SEE YOU ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD HURT, HUNGRY, THIRSTY, I WON'T EVEN STOP AND HELP YOU. IN FACT, I'D THROW SOMETHING AT YOU JUST TO MAKE IT WORSE!!!!!!!!!
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Saturday, March 4, 2006

Because Your Mine I Walk The Line
That has nothing to do with the post I'm about to write, but thats what I'm listening to. I got to see Laura on Thursday! Hee hoooo! And I finally thought of a song I want her to put on my site! Either 'Yakity Yak' or 'Life's Gonna Suck'. ^^

I'm very disapointed that no one has sent me relief money, so I was thinking maybe somebody will if they know about all the terrible things that have gone on in my life. For one thing, I once lost a whole bed! I swear to God I am not lieing. I have no idea how I did it, but thats just me.I may have gone sledding with it, but you'd think thats something I'm remember...
THERES MORE AWFUL THINGS THAT I JUST CAN'T THINK OF!!! Oh! My "best friend" Sailor Usagi Chan and I were hanging out in her room, when I felt a strange stirring on my toe. I stuck my toe out of the hole in my stockings (SEE?!? I NEED MONEY!) and what do I find? A DEFORMED BUMP! Kinda looks like a blister, but it wasn't squishy like one. So I'm sittin there poking at it, and I ask Sailor Usage Chan politely to stop whatever the hell she's doing and to get her ass over here and feel my toe. She just does her lil laugh, if you've met her you know the laugh, the one soaked in critisism, like I'm joking. Hah ha! Jokes on her, b/c I'm not! So I keep bugging her for her to feel my toe, and she won't. So I'm forced to ask everyone else around me, and you know who would? Nobody! The only one that would was my one year old niece. And she couldn't even feel the right part! Laura if you can think of anymore weird things that have happened to me, let me know. PM me.



Oh and I have picked on my home dawg, a fellow Woosabi Wanksta, about her hair fetish. Well I think it's time I reveal my own dark secret...I have an animal fetish. I LOVE BESTIALITY! To me some of the hottest guys always have to deal with animals. Kyo>Cat, Yuki>Rat (which I find him way sexier as a rat ^_-) and Inuyasha>Part dog demon or something. And Shippo who looks like he's part fox I don't know, and no it seems as though I have a pedophilia fetish.
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Thursday, March 2, 2006

   My Most Terrifying Experience!
I had an awful experience today, I went to put on a pair of shoes today, and after I put one of and tied it, I began to put the other one on, when I felt something at the bottom. I figured it was dirt so I thought nothing of it. I WAS SO WRONG! It was a pile of mousie turds! And I started freaking out like 'OH MY GOD! I"M GONNA DROWN IN MOUSE CRAP! THIS IS THE END OF NICOLE LYNN WHITE!!!!!!!' So I quickly tear off my other shoe freaked out, and there was more mouse crap! It was a never ending pile of mouse crap! I had to put on new socks because of it! The floor was seriously covered in mouse dung! My mom had to vaccum!!! It was horrifying! There was mouse poo everywhere, than the dogs started trying to eat them, I couldn't stop them. THERE WAS NO STOPPING MY DOGS! THE MOUSE CRAP WAS EVERYWHERE! I'D PUSH THEM AWAY AND THEY'D FIND SOME MORE! IT WAS LIKE MY WORST NIGHTMARE EVER!!!!!!! I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT THE MOUSE DECIDED TO MAKE MY SHOES INTO IT'S ONLY LITTLE PORTA POTTY! It lives in the damn walls I don't see why the damn thing can't shiat in there to! Please send my relief money to help me get over this traumatic experience for my address e-mail me @ Nici16178@aol.com. Don't forget to send me sympathy cards and notes.I am going to have to go to some serious therapy for this. I don't know how long it will take me to over come the never ending mouse poopie pile. I wonder who will play me in the Lifetime Movie?
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Wednesday, March 1, 2006

I Forgot
I forgot to put down in my last post that the subway may have hurt my tum tum, but the Plum Green Tea was absolutely scrum diddly umptious. Truly better than sex. Hands down. Now if you'll excuse I'm gonna go watch 'Walk The Line' while drinking some Blueberry Green Tea. Also scrumptiouso!
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I Hate My Mommy!!!
She didn't get me Inuyasha! She said she'd get it for me tomorrow before she takes me down to LJ's. Like I haven't heard that one before!Evil woman! And she thought she could make it up with me by buying me Plum Green Tea and subway. THE SUBWAY MADE MY TUM TUM HURT! She did it on purpose. DAMN WELFARIES!
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