Thursday, March 2, 2006

   My Most Terrifying Experience!
I had an awful experience today, I went to put on a pair of shoes today, and after I put one of and tied it, I began to put the other one on, when I felt something at the bottom. I figured it was dirt so I thought nothing of it. I WAS SO WRONG! It was a pile of mousie turds! And I started freaking out like 'OH MY GOD! I"M GONNA DROWN IN MOUSE CRAP! THIS IS THE END OF NICOLE LYNN WHITE!!!!!!!' So I quickly tear off my other shoe freaked out, and there was more mouse crap! It was a never ending pile of mouse crap! I had to put on new socks because of it! The floor was seriously covered in mouse dung! My mom had to vaccum!!! It was horrifying! There was mouse poo everywhere, than the dogs started trying to eat them, I couldn't stop them. THERE WAS NO STOPPING MY DOGS! THE MOUSE CRAP WAS EVERYWHERE! I'D PUSH THEM AWAY AND THEY'D FIND SOME MORE! IT WAS LIKE MY WORST NIGHTMARE EVER!!!!!!! I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT THE MOUSE DECIDED TO MAKE MY SHOES INTO IT'S ONLY LITTLE PORTA POTTY! It lives in the damn walls I don't see why the damn thing can't shiat in there to! Please send my relief money to help me get over this traumatic experience for my address e-mail me @ Nici16178@aol.com. Don't forget to send me sympathy cards and notes.I am going to have to go to some serious therapy for this. I don't know how long it will take me to over come the never ending mouse poopie pile. I wonder who will play me in the Lifetime Movie?
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