Saturday, March 4, 2006

Because Your Mine I Walk The Line
That has nothing to do with the post I'm about to write, but thats what I'm listening to. I got to see Laura on Thursday! Hee hoooo! And I finally thought of a song I want her to put on my site! Either 'Yakity Yak' or 'Life's Gonna Suck'. ^^

I'm very disapointed that no one has sent me relief money, so I was thinking maybe somebody will if they know about all the terrible things that have gone on in my life. For one thing, I once lost a whole bed! I swear to God I am not lieing. I have no idea how I did it, but thats just me.I may have gone sledding with it, but you'd think thats something I'm remember...
THERES MORE AWFUL THINGS THAT I JUST CAN'T THINK OF!!! Oh! My "best friend" Sailor Usagi Chan and I were hanging out in her room, when I felt a strange stirring on my toe. I stuck my toe out of the hole in my stockings (SEE?!? I NEED MONEY!) and what do I find? A DEFORMED BUMP! Kinda looks like a blister, but it wasn't squishy like one. So I'm sittin there poking at it, and I ask Sailor Usage Chan politely to stop whatever the hell she's doing and to get her ass over here and feel my toe. She just does her lil laugh, if you've met her you know the laugh, the one soaked in critisism, like I'm joking. Hah ha! Jokes on her, b/c I'm not! So I keep bugging her for her to feel my toe, and she won't. So I'm forced to ask everyone else around me, and you know who would? Nobody! The only one that would was my one year old niece. And she couldn't even feel the right part! Laura if you can think of anymore weird things that have happened to me, let me know. PM me.



Oh and I have picked on my home dawg, a fellow Woosabi Wanksta, about her hair fetish. Well I think it's time I reveal my own dark secret...I have an animal fetish. I LOVE BESTIALITY! To me some of the hottest guys always have to deal with animals. Kyo>Cat, Yuki>Rat (which I find him way sexier as a rat ^_-) and Inuyasha>Part dog demon or something. And Shippo who looks like he's part fox I don't know, and no it seems as though I have a pedophilia fetish.
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