Monday, August 8, 2005

wow.
heres a major hint to the young'uns. dont fail school so you gotta go to summer school.
it isnt all it cracked up to be >.>
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Monday, June 6, 2005

zombies, alive or rotting?
wassup home slices?!??! so i'm over at johan's house right, and then we rented star wars: republic commando, still haven't played it... ANYWAYS! his parents are mad at me because i typed him something not knowing it was his dad, actually it's really funny, and now i feel like going because i am SKELETAL KEY! and, POTATO CHIPS, and So i was thinking about going to church the other day....

Pye: what would you do if you turned around and there were a million zombies behind us??
Johan: I'd be killed
Pye: uhhh...
Johan: the safest place when zombies attack is with the zombies
Pye: Hey you ever wonmder what happens to zombies when they rot, and nothing is left, what takes over?
Johan: Dogs eat grass
Pye: what?
Johan: and zombies are in the grass
Pye: hahahahaha
Johan:and then McDonald's cooks the dogs and so begins the circle of life, zombie ship

COMMENTZZAZSZz

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Monday, May 30, 2005

paint ball and anime (even though this has nothing to do with anime. ROOTS)
paintball is fun, but it also has the word "pain" in it. and so does the game.

whole story. i went to a friends party on sunday, and hes apparently been a couple times, and i have a bit of experence firing off paintball guns. So i borrow my pop's paintball gun, (4 years old and has only seen a paintball game or 2), throw on some camo, (green t-shirt, and camoflage shorts, white shoes.) and head off to my friends place in the morning. after a boring car ride, and getting singled out by my friends dad, because he thinks im an idiot or something, my friends and party boy (which is pretty good at paintball) are ready to start shooting each-other. So we get briefed on the game, a team death match and i start to realize, every one has at least 2 layers of thick clothing, while I, the doofus that i am, only has one thin layer of clothing. this is when i suspect im in trouble. so we start the game, and generally i can move pretty easy over things like stacks of tires and such, so im taking lead, and then i see someone aiming at me from a near-by house. naturally i hit the nearst thing for cover, and paintballs seem to hate me. so my little tree is getting bombarded by paint balls, and now im sorta building my courage so i can not be pelted by all these lethal people. I ran, i made it, woo hoo right? but now i fully realize the trouble i am in. yes, i got behind something bigger, and i am somewhat safe for the moment and then im starting so see the paintballs hit near-by things (tires, trees, etc) and now i see the guy who is shooting me has the BIGGEST, and BADDIST ASS paintball gun ever, i mean, the paintballs he was shooting went "EXPLOSIONS OF PAINT!" as mine went "WE JUST SPLATTER A BIT!". now i now why people dress heavily when they go to play paintball. anywho, after nursing my wounds of paint, (i also realized other people where hunting me) it got pretty fun when no vital organs where pounded by paintballs, even though my friends game sorta had it in for me from beginning to end (i dont think he likes me much, he even liked the, "i sell and smoke pot everyday kid" but whatever)

so that was the main haps of my week end, mock if you want. ill just mock you back.

-johan

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Tuesday, May 24, 2005

   resident evil 5: evil in your residence!!! (oh noes! my neighbours!!)
no reason, i need at least one post
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