Saturday, January 12, 2008

ok. haven't posted in a long time, mainly b/c i've been super busy and a lot has happened. so this is going to be a long post. first, happy new year! i hope everyone made nice new years resolutions, mine was to be able to kick my leg up to my face like my ballet teacher does. for those of you who don't know what that looks like, it's doing a perefect split while standing up with you head less than an inch away from your knee. gonna be hard. and on new years i baked cookies on my own for the first time. well, i invited jeanette and chelsea over. it was fun. and then we had to go back to school. gag. all the teachers are rushing to finish the unit so we can review for midterms. only two weeks. scary. and the robotics season has started!!! yay! here's a short animation of what the games going to look like, but know that it will look nothing like this. my favorite rule is gently bumping. it may look easy and kinda stupid, but once you start thinking about the possibilities, you can tell it's going to be a lot crazier. there's a zillion reasons why, but i don't feel like explaining them right now, and some of them are prety obvious. if you have any ideas feel free to share them. oh, and during break we went to Soho in Manhatten with olga. we just walked around all day. it was fun. i bought some panda decoartion things for my bathroom, and 2 really cool japanese pens. that's what i should have gotten all my friends! oh well. olga got the pandas too, and a bobble head thing we got in a chinese department store. and we went to NY once again last night to see young frankenstein on broadway! it had a 2 million dollar set! way fancier and nicer than i've even seen. i've actually been to two plays were the stage was the same throughout the whole play, besides for the rearranging of props. anywho, the set was awesome, the talents was good, the dancing was cool, but there was one thing that kinda ruined it. it had the worst possible writers! which happened to be mel brooks, which is really strange! first, 75% of the play was exactly like the movie. spamolot did a fabulous job of taking holy grail and turning it into a play, but frankenstein did not. it was just the movie with singing and dancing. a lot of the songs were good, but there were 3 that had nothing to do with the play and were all about sex!! comon! and the jokes that weren't from the movie were about sex! at first it was funny, but it just got really old really fast. made me think mel brooks is a dirty old man. i don't think he was when he made his classic movies, but now he's 80 years old. and guess what? at the end they hinted that they were going to make blazing saddles into a musical. .... what the fuck is up with that?!?!?!?! that was the funniest thing, just perfect the way it was! but adding musical?!?! at first, the idea doesn't seem so terrible. but by seeing what they did to young frankenstein, it just scares me. bleh. ok, i'm done. oh, and remember way back when i thought the guy in my spanish class liked me? well, i'm pretty sure he doesn't, and i'm kinda glad. first, my life is so full of things right now that having a boyfriend would make it explode, literally. i'd rather focus on school. and second, because my little teenage girls hormones would go nuts everytime i saw him. if there's any oportunity for me liking a guy, those little buggers jump on it and invade my brain! so annoying. see, (warning: rant) animals respond to their urges without hesitation because they don't have the ability to think anything else. as soon as they are mature enough, they find a mate, they fuck, there're done! but humans, we have are refined *in high class accent* "that person is interesting. i think i like them. i have this strange attraction to them." and then they generally hesitate until they work up the nerve (ever see a shy gorilla, i don't think so) and they go on dates. they work it around their busy lives. once they get to know each other, then they fuck. but it's not for reproduction, it's for being closer to a person. or some like to say it's a hobby *gag*. and then it get's complicated. his best friend also takes a liking for her, but she can't decide who to choose, and suddenly, and then the drama begins! they have to battle for her affection. not a literal battle, but one that involves seeing who's more fit to please her. it may seem romantic, but i can infer that what it usually comes down to (not critizing most relationships, just making an assumption for many) *talks in deep macho voice* "well i have bigger arms!""well, i have a cooler car" "i have more money" "i have a bigger dick!" so on and so forth. wow. how manly. (for those of you who are offended by this, don't take it personally. i'm just having too much fun with this topic) in the world of gorillas, "you like my mate, i bash your head with a log!" the end! but nooo, humans can't do that! they have to make it complicated and exploit it in movies and websites and people invent "creative ways to share your love" *throws up* and i know moon knows what i'm talking about. meanwhile, i'm a 15-year-old girl who's trying to learn spanish, and one look from a cute boy and woohoo i'm in hormone hell! GRAWWWWWWGH!!!!!!! *pant pant* sorry, it's 1 at night and i haven't had much sleep lately. i also had some bad seaweed salad. haha. yeah. rants are weird. oh, in case you were wondering his name is austin. but don't tell anyone cause it would give more hormones more ideas! for example, *speaks in whatever vioce hormones speak, whatever that means, i imagine them looking like nerds. you know, the candy* anywho, "oooh, rumors will be going around maybe boys will hear it and confess their love for me. and i will own the school, and then i'll get discovered and become a famous model!" uuum, no. i certainly do NOT want that to happen. rather do my spanish homework than go through that incredibly annoying thought pattern. seriously, the only reason i could possibly like him is that he's cute. that's it! he's not very good at spanish either. like i said before, those bastards just jump on any oportunity. to make matters worse, curiosity has gotten to me lately on the internet. don't ever let curiosity take over on the internet! it's a nasty thing!!! ok i'm done. hope you had fun reading that. considering ken-ken and her constant search for inspiration, she's probably going to make a sketch out of this rant. and if that does happen, i will probably die of laughter. okydoke! last part of the post! phew! took me an hour to write this. i was doing a lot of thinking in between though. anywho, i passed my drivers ed exam! yay! i got a 84. so i passed! my friend olga barely passes, she got an 80. right on the dot. talk about close. and don't worry ken-ekn, you'll pass! someday! ok. end of post.

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