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Wednesday, August 13, 2003

A ventriliquist talking to his dummy.

ventriliquist: So, how's your marrige going?

Dummy: Horrible. Last night I heard that coffee improves your sex life so I tried it.

ventriliquist: And did it work?

Dummy: Heck no! It kept me awake through the whole damn thing! I had to participate!

ventriliquist: Well that's not very nice.

Dummy: The docter says it's bad for my heart too.

ventriliquist: Coffee?

Dummy: No, seeing my wife naked!

ventriliquist: That's awful!

Dummy: What, you've seen her too?
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